Oxford Public Schools Facebook Page Had The Best April Fools Prank This Year
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A few people messaged us with the most insane PC story of all time out of the Oxford Public Schools Facebook page:
Why were the changing from this,
to a fat midget pirate with no leg, a five o’clock shadow, and a Colrain set of teeth? Well, according to whoever runs their Facebook page, they heard that the current mascot is offensive:
Wait…..what? I didn’t get it. Are pirates cultural appropriation because Somali pirates are all the rage now? Are mustaches more offensive than legless fat midgets? Did a bunch of pirates start a petition saying they didn’t want to be caricatured as mascots? Plus, this is Oxford. It’s blue collar central. It would make sense if this was happening in Lincoln or Somerville or any other elitist SJW enclave. Oxford is one of the last places you’d expect butthurt to go around looking for things to be offended by. People were pissed too:
Luckily the joke was on us:
OK that’s pretty good. Definite props to whoever came up with this one. It’s brilliant timing too, considering there is a push all across this state to change high school mascots because a small group of rabble rousers have chosen to be offended on behalf of other people. That’s what makes it even funnier. The fact that a public school district, which more often than not are controlled by unfunny politically correct losers, isn’t afraid to mock PC culture and have a laugh on April Fool’s Day. God bless you Oxford Public Schools Facebook page.
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