Palmer Cheeshogs Are Airing Their Domestic Abuse/Dead Dog Dirty Laundry On Facebook And It’s Fascinating To Watch

Palmer Cheeshogs Are Airing Their Domestic Abuse Dirty Laundry On Facebook And It’s Fascinating To Watch

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A turtle rider sent us this Facebook post from a Palmer relationship gone bad…..


She’s saying he head butted her:


She’s also accusing him of killing their dog:


Not good if true. But there’s two sides to every story. This is the the accused, Rian Waters from Palmer:



Although based on that Voke-stache, I think we all knew he was from Palmer. That collection of dirt and pubes on his upper lip is strike one. Because when I look at a picture like that, one of the first things that crosses my mind as an unbiased Facebook juror is, “domestic abuse.” However, at the same time, you kind of have to question any chick who looks at that face and says, “I want him to inseminate me.”

Here’s what the now ex-boyfriend had to say about it:


Alright, so right off the bat we’re skeptical of this story. If your ex-girlfriend is posting pictures of herself with a black eye and blaming you for it, you probably shouldn’t write, “Sam had an accident that neither one of us is proud of.” Because that sounds shady as hell. How do you have an accident and get a black eye? I’ve had a lot of accidents before. I get boo-boos and cuts. Can’t say I’ve ever fallen and gotten a black eye.

Plus, if Sam did have an accident, then why would it be something YOU would be not proud of? Lets pretend she slipped and fell and hit her face on something. Why would you ever say that this is something that you’re “not proud of?” Because if she had an accident that had nothing to do with you, then why would you feel the need to say you weren’t proud of it? Kind of makes you sound guilty bud.

Then there’s this:


“LOL, dumbass Ludlow cops don’t know about Celiac disesase.” Just kind of comes across as someone who thinks he’s the smartest person in the room. Here’s the thing – he actually doesn’t sound dumb. And based on some earlier posts, he seems like someone who has his shit together:


Well, his lawyer must’ve seen the things he was posting on Facebook and told him to shut the fuck up. So he posted about how he was going to do just that, and then went on to do the exact opposite:


Wait…..what??? You came home and found the dog crushed underneath a big metal cabinet? And you “didn’t think much of it?” Yea, that sounds believable. Because sometimes I come home and find my dog buried in rubble, and I’m like, “whatever.”


IF what he’s saying is true, and that’s a huge IF, then that means this dog was clearly in need of a vet for days, and they did nothing about it. The dog was hurt so badly that he had to carry it back home several times. And no one thought it would be a good idea to, I dunno, see if the dog needed help? Nah, better just tell him put some tussin on it and walk it off instead.

Then there’s this gem:

“Sadly I can’t share the evidence yet, but it’s enough to make me wonder if I even did cause that black eye.”

But wait…..that would mean that before he made this post that he was pretty convinced that he DID cause the black eye. Yea, that’s a smart thing to post on Facebook when you have a court date in your future. I mean, whoever her lawyer is must be sitting at home thanking this ding-dong for the free layup.

Oh yea, and the second you say anything similar to, “haters gonna hate,” I just kind of assume you’re an asshole. Not a good look bros.


You’ll give her time to tell the truth? Hey here’s an idea – stop talking until you get to court. What the hell is wrong with these people? Get off of Facebook. Don’t get me wrong, Turtleboy loves gawking at a good dumpster fire breakup on the Facebook machine just as much as the next guy. Ya see this stuff all the time and you love it cuz it’s not you. But if it were your brother or your sister or someone you loved, you’d probably tell them to stay off the Internet for a little bit. Because we’re watching your blowout for the same reason we all watched Jerry Springer growing up – we like to watch the world burn. But we’d be humiliated if we were in this position.

Look, you have to be careful with these domestic abuse stories. Your initial instinct is often to believe the battered woman. I know it was Turtleboy’s. But at the same time, we don’t know these people. And some chicks are capable of anything. All I know is, nothing about his story makes much sense, and if you’re keeping score at home, she’s winning in the court of public opinion. The only thing he’s got going for him is the fact that it’s gonna be pretty hard to prove in court that he headbutted her. If I can easily picture these two cheeshogs going at it, and her getting up in his grill and smacking him a couple times, and their heads banging into each other, than so can any real life juror.


The bottom line is that the real losers here are the dog and the child. I’m sure both he and her are far from innocent. A couple unwed Palmerites in their pajamas re-enacting their favorite episode of 16 and Pregnant. But the poor dog is dead and the poor girl has to grow up watching this bullshit in her formative years (she appears to be 2 or 3). It’s terrible what happened to the dog, but hopefully the little girl can grow up without this sort of trashbag behavior becoming normalized.


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24 Comment(s)
  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    January 13, 2017 at 2:09 am

    I believe that the correct answer to the poll is “neither is telling the truth, they’re both just nuts”

  • Joe
    January 9, 2017 at 8:43 pm

    She robbed him blind. Now she is admitting she doesn’t think he hurt the dog.

    • Diane Roy
      January 11, 2017 at 7:50 pm

      That’s not true at all

  • Diane
    January 7, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    I know Sam and she doesn’t lie. He is abusive and controlling. His story is full of self serving lies and an attempt to make himself look good. He’s lieing about Sam and her mental health. He’s lieing about her being violent. He’s the violent one. This story needs to be told for all the women who are abused and can’t find their way out. Don’t give up! Don’t stay!

    • Joe
      January 9, 2017 at 8:50 pm

      He was the one trying to get out of the relationship.

      • Diane Roy
        January 11, 2017 at 7:48 pm

        That’s a lie. She wouldn’t have tried to stop him.

  • whatevuh
    January 7, 2017 at 5:18 am

    His mom should have swallowed instead

  • Uncle Daddy
    January 7, 2017 at 2:46 am

    The Bitch should of just got in the kitchen and done the dishes. Clearly he’d already told her once with his mouth.

  • Dunks
    January 6, 2017 at 8:55 pm

    The Fifth Amendment is going to come into play

  • True Reality Speaks
    Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
    January 6, 2017 at 6:58 pm

    What’s with all the middle schooler comments?

    Was it a half day for school today?

  • C'mon turtleboy
    January 6, 2017 at 6:52 pm

    As one who preaches “READING” turtleboy, I’m ashamed in your failure to read parts of what you’re writing on. Your articles seem to have been missing more and more details and overlooking things based on what you want to see. Maybe too many random bloggers?

    Here’s what you missed:

    First. He said: “Me and Sam had an accident…” And you are saying in your write up if Sam had an accident why would he feel guilty about it? You kept missing the fact that he included himself as part of this accident. Well he’s saying they were both involved in an accident, and perhaps he’s manning up and saying his behavior contributed to the consequences of the accident and he feels bad.

    Second. He said two days before their argument Sam and himself came home and a metal cabinet was on the ground. Nobody was home at the time aside from the dog. He didn’t say the dog was found lying in the rubble of the fallen cabinet. He said that he did notice the dog was tiring more quickly and needed to be carried after walking more than 50 feet in the days prior to the argument that gave Sam the black eye. He said this probably in response to Sam saying in her post she had a black eye one minute and though she didn’t see what he did to the dog, the next minute the dog was paralyzed so she knows he broke the dogs back and killed the dog. He is saying that two days before the argument a cabinet fell and the dog had a possible injury. This makes both of them assholes who ignored the dogs injury and didn’t seek vet attention. Why did Sam suddenly decide to take the dog to the vet after she got a black eye? So she could connect the dogs injury to her injury, blame it all on this guy, and gain double the sympathy? What’s worse than a wife beater? A wife beater that also kills the dog.

    I honestly don’t know either of these people. Just from reading their posts she seems to be posting for attention and he seems to be posting in response to her posts. Even his post after being released from jail seemed positive, not full of blame and ghetto trash insults, and was handled in a way most people wouldn’t handle it.

    Please turtleboy, stop ignoring important parts of what you are reading. Your blogs are getting less and less credible and it’s painful!

  • Turd Burglestein
    January 6, 2017 at 6:46 pm

    Looking at the 2 of them, the fight was probably over who was going to get to smoke the last rock they had between them.

  • Professor M
    January 6, 2017 at 4:47 pm

    Do you know why you never have to tell a girl with a black eye to shut up? It’s because you’ve already told her once!

    • StreetSweepah
      January 6, 2017 at 4:51 pm

      You also know not to date her… because obviously, she can’t fucking listen.

    • Professor M(eth)
      January 6, 2017 at 7:20 pm

      Do you realize how hard it is to say somethng as simple as “shut up” when your missing half your teeth? It sounds like I’m saying “thuddup”. Now who here can score me some ice?

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        January 6, 2017 at 9:16 pm

        Lmfao…. The denture dilemma…

        You’re tho thilly!!

        • Professor M(eth)
          January 6, 2017 at 9:20 pm

          Thop making fun of my mouf.1

  • Sweeney
    January 6, 2017 at 4:36 pm

    Who wrote this blog Clive. Says “me and Sam”had an accident not Sam had an accident and where does it say they found the dog under the metal cabinet. It says the metal cabinet was on the floor when they got home no mention of any dog underneath it. Learn to read asswipe

    • BIG A
      January 7, 2017 at 12:12 am

      Please turtleboy, stop ignoring important parts of what you are reading. Your blogs are getting less and less credible and it’s painful! Are you becoming Turtlegram and gazette?

  • Forced sterilization ?
    January 6, 2017 at 4:36 pm

    After seeing this one. Eugenics comes to mind.

  • Paul Larson
    January 6, 2017 at 4:27 pm

    “There is a better chance of seeing a camel pass through the eye of a needle than of seeing a really great man ‘discovered’ through an election.”

    Barrack Obama was such a man, ‘discovered’ through an election. He was born in Kenya! Brought to the “New World” by modern day slave master DNC party officials. The New World Order puppet masters pulled all the right strings to place their figurehead on the throne. Once he was there the Nationalist Socialist Democrats enslaved the everyday working man with their handouts and “welfare”. Woodrow Wilson, Nazi democrat puppet master, laid this plan out in with Hillary Clinton at Tito Pepe’s Pizza restaurant in Oak Bluffs Iowa. George Soros, an SS officer, is now the propaganda minister with Roger Ailes and Dr. William Cosby. Mind control techniques were employed by Dr. Cosby in the 80’s under the pseudonym Dr. Cliff Huxstable. Get woke.

    Paul Larson

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