I was indifferent towards the Kansas City Chiefs going into this season. I couldn’t conjure up the same hatred I have for the Ravens, Steelers, and Jets that I do for a team that has never made a Super Bowl in my lifetime. But that all changed when I found out who this skag was:
Pat Mahomes stupid girlfriend Brittany Matthews, an Instagram “influencer” who never shuts the fuck up, and made up a blatant lie about Patriots fans harassing her at Gillette Stadium in December.
I now actively root against Kansas City because I don’t want to see her happy. I’ve also lost respect for Mahomes, the reigning NFL MVP, for settling for someone who isn’t hot enough (or hot at all) to make up for how obnoxious and insufferable she is.
Nothing demonstrated that better than her “look at me” video from last week’s win over the Texans at home. A game i which the Chiefs were more than a touchdown favorite. While you’re watching it just remember that this is likely how she was acting at Gillette Stadium while being “harassed.”
Newsflash moron – you are not important. Your boyfriend is, but not you. The only reason you have any following whatsoever is because you blow a millionaire. That’s it. I know you think you’re important because you share videos of you doing squats on IG.
But the only reason you have any platform whatsoever is because you picked the right dick to suck. FACKS.
“I just wanted to tune in to say, all those people who doubted on us and hated on us, and thought we were gonna lose this game, (screaming something inaudible).”
Literally no one doubted the Chiefs going into that game. They were the only team in the playoffs that no one was afraid of. They’ve never won shit, they have a 0.0% chance of winning a big game, and a 24-0 lead felt like they were losing. The only reason the Chiefs are even in this position is because of the egregious calls they got against the Patriots. Otherwise we’d be losing to the Titans at Gillette today.
If Pat Mahomes dumped her I’d become a Chiefs fan for this game. But without the Patriots in it the greatest joy I can possibly have it watching this idiot get denied the joy of watching her boyfriend win a Super Bowl.
P.S. What happened to this tweet Brittany?
Maybe your boyfriend finally told you to shut the fuck up after guaranteeing that he’d win six Super Bowls. Ya know, because he has to do the work while you dick around with hashtags on IG and annoy everyone you come in contact with.
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64 Comment(s)
Bru literally shut your ass up if she makes him happy then he should be with her you don’t get to invade his personal life because your life isn’t eventful now go cry when we win the superbowl
I’ll bet after a couple of scorpion bowls at Lowloons she’d put her tongue up your asshole
I can see why negroes with money date white women
I wouldn’t want to be fucking them black ones myself
Brrrrrr
A white woman who associates with Shit or urine colored people are fucked up
I wouldn’t piss down this cunts throat if her guts were on fire
I’ll bet she started fucking lawn jockeys in high school
She’d drop this spade in a second if his career ended
Gold digger
Hi everyone I’m still in the hospital trying to get cured of the wild turkey
Also I’m still getting treated for syphillus
Just wanted to give an update
If she was a good girl I’d spank her bare assed and let her taste my balls
I can’t help but admire people who can open their mouths real wide and make loud noises come from it. This is truly a talent that only an elite few can master.
Andy Reid’s going to put on another 150 pounds in the off season after he gets steam rolled by the Niners. I’m going to be on the phone with my buddies Shanahan and Garappolo Giving away Chief tells and tendencies for two weeks straight.
I would give her a Cleveland steamer after a night of Thai food and tequila
Yeah she’sa loud foul mouthed khunt, but anyone here denying that they wouldn’t let her wrap those almost olive oil like leggy’s (and big puss) around their cock’s is lying. I’ve fucked many thin girls. You can plow that shit to China, and they ride it like a cowgirl on a bucking bronco!
Btw, she’s not hot in the pretty sense, but she’s not exactly ugly either. She just needs to eat some food that’s not celery!
15 minutes? I’m not liking on her at all, but she was already an IG Influencer hoe before she met him.. she has doubled her followers tho!
Given the typical American woman is pushing 2 and a half Benjamins, this chick is a goddess.
The fake blonde hair and horse-face are a real turn off for me though.
In some of her pictures (distance shots) she looks fairly attractive and seems to have a decent body that would keep you entertained for a few weeks (depending on how good/adventurous/kinky she is in the sack), but for a long term thing? Nah.
everyone hates her. she won’t even last 15 minutes.
Her hair is naturally blonde.
This is sadly how beautiful long, blonde, straight hair, narrow noses, blue eyes and European facial bone structure will go extinct. I don’t understand why white women are so eager to see their own kind go extinct. Why are they so eager to have African looking kids instead of European looking kids? Africa’s population will grow to over 4 BILLION by the end of this century. Blacks don’t need white women with long blonde hair to make more black kids.
When did she stop dating Popeye???
I guess the novelty of these kinds of self-absorbed antisocial media posts will never wear off as long as there are khunts like this.
“Wait until Patrick has been in the league as long as Brady…then come chat w me about superbowls”
Honey, you’ll be a forgotten dried up hag wayyyy before then.
How could anyone root for a team that engages in such shameful, racist and painful cultural appropriation?
This article reminds me: what’s Maude been up to lately?
Did you really come to this page with your ignorance of history questions?
Most native Americans or Indians, we are all Americans, appreciate being remembered this way. A Chief was a leader of his people. It’s in no way offensive.
The only thing any that are American Indians are bitching about is not getting paid. That’s what most people bitch about. They want money for nothing.
Skinny girls have big cunts….
Would ya look at the thigh gap on that thing!!
Would
Wood
Weauld
Wud
Never worked a job in her life. Thinks she’s important when she is actually a nothing.
She has no future.
Still would
i try not to directly face these kind of “LOOK AT ME” personas, but a peripheral peep tells me all i need to know, she’s avaricious cling wrap.
She’s borderline 3rd string CFL punter’s girlfriend attractive. LOL
She don’t like other women, she likes whips and chains
She likes cocaine
Got me under pressure!
Thats not jewelry shes talking about it really dont cost that much.
She really is a Skag. She’s got a toneless body and a big mouth. I just hope he has her sign a pre nup…….
He will leave for a pretty girl when he wins
I really like mahomes. I’m kinda glad they won. He needs to ditch this horse face who is leaching on him though.
How bout them Chieeeeeeefs!!!!
Oh my God Uncle Turtle! I am so mad that this idiot will be heading to the Super Bowl to run her mouth! I hope KC gets the **** best out of them…just because of Brit.
She’s going to the Super Bowl and TB stays in his basement while the Cheatriots are golfing.
Sad!
Bru we easily beat the buccaneers there’s no reason to hate a team just because of a girl that doesn’t even play. Now when you are watching that game I want you to think of this comment and go yeah he was right while eating a bunch of food for your fatass
Womp womp
Hey everybody knows for months now the fix is in and Kc is going to be in the Super Bowl it’s just a given.
Can someone chip her teeth, please?
Mudshark jumping up and down 21 to 17 at halftime and the chiefs get the ball to start 2nd half
How does she get the time off pulling carriages around Central Park to go to all the KC games?
Do horses have a union now?
She is jetting dat skinny azz into da air on the hami machine
She did do one good thing. She made me root for KC to lose. Made the fame more enjoyable so far for me.
What an annoying bitch
He won’t end up with her. He’s just like Aaron Hernandez and will eventually come out of the closet
Thats not a squat dumbfuck.
It is a deadlift. I hate fags who dont know their lifts. I should slap the faggot out of you TB
Actually if you watch the whole video you’ll see that she performs front squats after the deadlifts.
What part does she perform the blowjobs
right after the fisting and cucumber insertion segment
I might have to watch the ugly bitch video in totality.
She is built like a cub scout
Or a boy scout troop leader! Either way shes a carpenters dream, flat as a board and easy too screw! How bout all that cake up though. Her face looks like a purge mask.
I hate Mahomes because of his stupid fukin haircut and the fact that I can’t tell if he’s a spic or one of the blacks or a Pakistanian or a Samoan?!?! What the fuck is he??? And now seeing this stupid bitch that he has for a girlfriend makes me hate the guy twice as much! Also the city of Kansas City sucks! It’s a barren wasteland of whites trash cousin fuckers and good barbecue. Jimmy Graps is gonna make short work of these posers. I’m going to Vegas to put 4500 on the 49ers! I’m so sure Jimmy’s gonna win it I’m betting my rent money AND I stole my Vietnamese girlfriends graduation money to bet!!! I’m gonna be rich! And Mohomes and his stupid haircut are gonna be sad!!
Why don’t all you fucks just leave my sister alone!!!
Wow, even I’m starting to this obsession is a but much.
Ma-homely
What an annoying cunt
Shes just a front. Hes gay and loves me.
Daddy like.
Give me a B!!!
Give me an A!!!
Give me an S!!!
Give me an I!!!
Give me a C!!!!
WHAT’S THAT SPELL????:
BRITTANY MATTHEWS!!!!
CLIMATE CHANGE IS HAVING AN EFFECT ON SO MANY AMERICANS MENTAL HEALTH. IM TOM STEYER AND AS PRESIDENT ON DAY ONE I WILL DECLARE A FEDERAL CLIMATE EMERGENCY BECAUSE UNLIKE OTHER POLITICIANS IM NOT AFRAID TO STAND UP TO TRUMP. AS IT RELATES TO MAHOMES THEY THEM BROTHER I WILL ALSO VOW TO OFFER TAX BREAKS TO AMERICANS WHO IDENTIFY AS GENDER NEUTRAL. GENDERISM IS A FEDERAL CRISIS AND THATS WHY I NO LONGER AM A HE HIM
She is an annoying unattractive vapid do nothing. I hope her boyfriend finds a good looking girlfriend that keeps her mouth shut
She really is unattractive…..but he seems a little light in the loafers so this arrangement probably works well
Pat’s girlfriend, woof.
Did she get her period or her pants that color fucking douche