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Peabody Princess Jizmine Is Selling $2,100 Worth Of Food Stamps For “Bomb Ass Dealz” Because She Doesn’t Eat And Hopefully Doesn’t Have Custody Of Crotch Fruit


This is Vanessa Noseworthy (yes, her name is legitimately Noseworthy) from Gloucester.

In a town full of fishermen she stands out as the only person in town whose cock socket smells worse than Niles Beach at low tide.

Today she woke up with $2,100 worth of food stamps to her name and said to herself, “I’m-a sell deez joints on Facebook.”

“Just don’t be rats and we’ll be fine.”

***Everyone immediately screenshots and sends to Turtleboy.***

Her friend Wyoming commented that it was unfair because her and her manz only get $200 worth of free government shit every month.

And Princess Jizmine wasn’t tryna hear any of that.

  1. Calls someone nasty ass ratchet ass bitch.
  2. Claims moral high ground for not lowering herself with gutter talk.
  3. Calls someone nasty ass fucking bumb ass ugly trash bag.

And that’s why she lives in Peabody now.

Actually, scratch that. She moved to Peabody for this winner:

His name is Jake Mastromarino. And he’s got Google trophies that have grown their own Google trophies.

Along with trafficking, Ariana Wendell was also charged with crack cocaine possession with intent to distribute. Shortly after 1:30 p.m., Lynn Police saw a man, later identified as Jake Mastromarino, of Peabody, get into Wendell’s car on Mace Place and then leave shortly after what officers believed was a drug transaction, Lynn Police Lt. Michael Kmiec said.

Jake Mastromarino, 24, of 11 Willowbrae Drive, was arrested on two warrants at McDonald’s Restaurant at 133 Main St. and charged with shoplifting and possession of a Class A drug on Wednesday at 8:40 a.m.

She’s trying to play catch up.

Vanessa Noseworthy, 21, of 5 Mason St., Gloucester, was arrested and charged with shoplifting.

Obviously then she decided that this would be a fine choice in a mate, he fertilized her sperm sponge, and nine months later out popped their food stamp card for the next 18 years. Naturally they named the little poon polyp after their favorite X-man.

They fornicate when they can, usually when she’s not flicking the bean to the site of him working on a roadside chain gang.

The good part about being in jail is you can go on your baby daddy’s Facebook page and see if he’s been creepin on any ho’s. The bad part is that that shady mother fucker changed the password.

Girl, we’ve all been there before. When my manz goes to jail he always be changing the password up. That’s why you gotta change it up on him first. Give it time, you’ll learn.

Back to the matter at hand, her friend Boise pointed out how sick it was that a woman who allegedly gets high while prego can qualify for that much in food stamps.

Especially since junkies seem like they’re most likely to trade in their stamps for Diego’s new product. From the looks of her before

and after pics

it seems as if her “disease” is more effective than Jenny Craig. No wonder she’s got so many stamps to her name.

Princess Jizmine fired right back when she saw that accusation.

I need her and Bret Killoran to meet up on live, and I need you to took that up to my veins.

Does this look like the kind of chick who gets high and begs for drug money on street corners while pregnant?

Whachu talkin bout Willis?

But God forbid we ever cut funding for food stamps though. No fraud at all. Nothing to see here folks.


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59 Comment(s)
  • Chuck hoover
    October 2, 2019 at 9:06 pm

    That’s what’s wrong with society. Does it make you feel good to talk shit to people who are down. You people are evil the poor girl obviously needs help instead you need to boost your ego to make your little dick bigger. Help the fucking girl out put her on intervention. Hey at least she’s a citizen.

    • Truth
      October 9, 2019 at 1:24 pm

      Shut the fuck up chuck you don’t know this bitch she is a cunt. She doesn’t need help she won’t take it she threaten her mother with her boyfriend for money and before she was a raunchy junkie she was a miserable cunt to everyone. Get fucked.

    • Erigreeneyes
      January 4, 2020 at 1:01 pm

      Ive seen this bitch panhandling outside of market basket and all up and down route 114. Wow truly amazing. Pregnant and all. What a total piece of dogshit. You can’t make this shit up. You’re

  • BigPapa
    May 31, 2019 at 11:03 am

    Yea Cheyenne is literally banging herself upsidedown on a couch with a giant dildo. No man will ever be able to please that hole or even feel their dick inside her hole.

  • Whatever
    May 31, 2019 at 10:49 am

    Cheyenne no lie is just as bad as vanessa. She has pictures floating around the internet of her fucking herself. Lmao

  • Richyrich
    May 26, 2019 at 6:01 am

    Always with the duck-faces

  • Legitimate inquiry
    May 25, 2019 at 6:13 am

    Does Sniffany do rough bum stuff for Newports?
    Asking for a friend.
    Well, my close friend.
    My personal friend, Dick Turgidson.

    • Randall Gay
      May 25, 2019 at 6:30 am

      I’d hit that over and over
      loves me some white wiminz

  • Tool
    May 25, 2019 at 1:50 am

    Gawd, and my taxes are paying for this VD-dripping skank….

  • Ray Patriarca
    Nancy Pelosi's dried up old gizz
    May 23, 2019 at 5:15 pm

    I’m beyond tired of paying for these ratchet fucks and their offspring! Another reason why I’ll NEVER vote for another Democrat for as long as I live!
    It’s their social policies of the last 40 years that has created this cesspool.

  • Wendy Sholds
    Knotty Mom
    May 23, 2019 at 5:10 pm

    If that’s the chick I think it is I saw her and the boyfriend for months hanging out at that intersection and at another one up the street at Market Basket.

    He had her sitting on a cooler, pregnant, in the hot sun while he held a sign that said they were living in a shelter that didn’t allow kids and they were expecting a baby.

    Most of the time she was nodding off.

    That picture of her sitting on the ground at the intersection is in front of Liberty Tree Mall.

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    May 23, 2019 at 2:15 pm

    Will someone please tell me why women take “duckface” selfies? I have not seen one picture that makes ANY woman look cute or sexy. You all look like you’re taking a shit. Stop. Duckface. Now.


  • Secret Squirrel
    May 23, 2019 at 1:15 pm

    She had all the potential and promise of a nice looking young girl. She could have had an education, a husband, a home, and a future. Nope. Years of bad decisions lead to what will likely be a check out by fifty. How many times do we have to see this?

    IP Protected by VPN

    Social Media is Cancer

  • Cheyenne rose
    May 23, 2019 at 10:59 am

    Id reply to her comments but you guys already bashed her for me. Thank you!

    • Your Very Welcome
      May 23, 2019 at 11:43 am

      Your welcome!
      And hey thanks for getting knocked up by your boyfriend instead of waiting until you were married and financial secure enough to be able to buy a bottle of fucking baby formula on your own you fucking winner!

    • Wasted
      May 23, 2019 at 12:22 pm

      You can’t afford groceries but I’m sure you and your boyfriend have plenty of money for tattoos, pot and iphones right.
      Move along…

    • Molly M
      May 23, 2019 at 12:50 pm

      You replied to a status fucking DRAGGING that girl when what she was posting, whether you agreed with it or not literally had nothing to do with you. So yeah she started talking a bunch of shit back to you because you literally deserve it. Play stupid games win stupid prizes dumbass. Oh and also if you wanna have this conversation face to face you’re welcome to meet up with me when I get out of work I’m back in town at 5:30 and I would love to discuss this with you without you hiding behind a keyboard with all your little buddies commenting on how great you are. I’ll tell you exactly what I think of girls who stick their noses into other people’s business and what I think of snitches which you have proved to be both. Maybe I can break down what it means to have a drug addiction and how fucking hard it is. For real let me know.

      • Positive and Affirming Comments Only, or You'll Be Offered Up as a Blood Sacrifice
        May 23, 2019 at 1:05 pm

        Molly M,

        You seem a little tense, sweetheart. Are you okay? Do you need to talk this out? You should try to keep from getting so stressed over comments made on the internet. It’s unhealthy.

        I’m here if you need me.

        • Molly M
          May 23, 2019 at 1:10 pm

          I’m not tense I just think maybe certain people could use a little education on addiction so maybe we can all be a little more empathetic and not drag people on the internet for literally no reason. Also the guy who runs turtle boy is a skinner and anyone who takes his blogs seriously or supports him is gross too.

          • Positive and Affirming Comments Only, or You'll Be Offered Up as a Blood Sacrifice
            May 23, 2019 at 1:21 pm

            Good Points.

            You seem to have a little more information about these people than the person who commented on Cheyenne’s original post. I’m guessing that he/she didn’t know that these folks have addiction issues.

            Would it be fair to say, though, that there is a certain accuracy to the comment about it being unwise to have children when financial stability is an issue?

        • Molly M
          May 23, 2019 at 1:32 pm

          I’m literally from the same town and I know the girl personally. She is a good girl who is struggling and is heartbroken right now. Can you imagine the pain she is going through? Can you imagine her child reading this someday? And it’s all because some rat decided to send this in just because they thought it was funny. That’s low and these people talking shit are scum. I also work with people who use drugs, it’s my profession and this does not help the issue it is harmful. That’s why I would like to talk to this girl, who lives in my town, in person and I’m making that offer. I would like to educate.

          • Positive and Affirming Comments Only, or You'll Be Offered Up as a Blood Sacrifice
            May 23, 2019 at 1:42 pm

            It seemed like you had a personal connection to these folks.

            For what it’s worth, the owner of TBS has made it clear that he will give up the IP addresses of those commenters who talk shit about people. Maybe if you contact him directly, he’ll rat these people out, and you can find out who they are.

          • Chastity Tulip
            May 23, 2019 at 1:46 pm

            Molly, are you suggesting that Cheyenne Rose doesn’t know what she’s talking about and should mind her own business?

          • Molly's a skankbag
            May 25, 2019 at 9:07 pm

            Lmao bitch shut your skank mouth. Jumping on Facebook to brag about your 2100..that’s twenty-one hundred dollars..on FREE FOOD STAMPS. That she wants to sell. Do you understand how many people NEED food stamps, and cant get them because of trash like this??? Who gets this much, let’s it build up because she doesnt need them and then wants to sell them?? DO YOU KNOW THAT IS FRAUD for one?? And unbelievably fucked up for another. There are lots and lots of hungry kids out there, but hes skankarella selling her stamps..smh. clearly she dont need them, so hopefully the state sees this and shes shut the fuck off. Keep defending trash. Just because you “have a job,” that doesn’t disqualify you from being just as trashy.

            Oh, and turtleboy isnt one person. It’s a whole bunch of people. But you wouldnt know that. See yourself out!

      • The Name Game
        May 23, 2019 at 5:18 pm

        Excuse me, but this isn’t Facebook, it’s the Comments section of the blog, and if you want to have a “conversation” with a particular poster, ESPECIALLY if their FB page is known, why not take it there? And, BTW, whether you know her and her situation or not, and deal with addicts, you KNOW that selling EBT bennies is a legal nono, and she’s probably already been reported to the appropriate authorities. Maybe she can get cleaned up on the inside.

        Oh, and tell her I have a ring from my recently-butchered bovine, that is noseworthy.

        • Paul Casale
          May 25, 2019 at 8:15 am

          Molly…your constant use of the word “literally” literally makes you sound stupid. I realize it’s literally the biggest word you know, but it’s literally a useless word. So the next time you want to make a point & hope to be taken seriously, literally don’t say “literally “.

    • Narcan Frank
      May 23, 2019 at 2:23 pm

      Cheyenne you should have made your boyfriend use a Magnum condemn.
      Now you’ll forever be working shitty jobs and collecting welfare, I’m talking the rest of your sad life…I suppose I’d do drugs too.
      What did you name your kid? “Mistake”.

      • Cheyenne Rose
        May 23, 2019 at 11:16 pm

        Narcan frank,
        Hes not actually my son, i took on the responsibility of him when his real mother abandoned him. I fell in love with his father and i became his mother because he doesnt even know who his real mother is. I was pregnant one time only and i had a miscarriage. Ive never had any abortions. So maybe know what youre talking about before you open your mouth.

        • Positive & Affirming (PACO)
          May 24, 2019 at 7:46 am

          Ms. Rose,

          Clearly, I don’t know you personally, but from your comments on this story, you seem to be very hostile for some reason.

          I’m here for you, Cheyenne, if you need a friend.

        • Narcan Frank
          May 24, 2019 at 8:21 am

          Well I’m sorry you miscarried. Maybe next time don’t do drugs while pregnant?
          Hey listen, what do you mean by you took on responsibility of the child?
          Do you believe that not having enough money for even the simplest things like groceries qualifies you to be a fit mother?

        • St. Peter
          May 25, 2019 at 7:23 am

          why don’t you ask your daddy for help?

  • marilu
    May 23, 2019 at 10:47 am

    WOW is all i can say… good way to wrap up this story with that junkie paparazzi sighting!!
    Her & that Jake dude look like twins, same face & lowlife behaviors.

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    May 23, 2019 at 9:19 am

    Funny how money never runs out for these useless assholes.

    • IP Police
      May 23, 2019 at 9:43 am

      You’re borderline becoming a bus skid mark Mutha Luva!
      ip :onmyleg

      • Nee Chi
        May 23, 2019 at 10:18 am

        I know what you did there Mr. IP PoPo!!

        Not nice!! Very not nice! You wrote Mutha Luva, but when I read it, in my head I said , “motherf***er”!! Now that’s not very nice at all!!

        Very poor optics for the Internet Police….

        I’m going to escalate this. Can I speak with your supervisor please?

  • z
    May 23, 2019 at 9:16 am

    Big deal that she’s sitting at the curb strung out.

    You’d prefer her standing at the Walmart entrance with a cardboard sign, sleeping on her feet with a beer can stuck between her tits?

  • Nee Chi
    May 23, 2019 at 9:08 am

    What I really want to know is: What the fuck happened to Randall Guy??

    He used to be such a Subtle Troll. Now… well, I can’t even…

    I think he’s afraid that some of the not-so-fun things he said can and will be used against him in a court of law.

    Me too (No hashtag)

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      May 23, 2019 at 9:40 am

      Randall is a total pussyclart.

      That is all.

  • The Vorlon
    Kosh Naranek
    May 23, 2019 at 8:17 am

    $2100 of food stamps involves a litter.

    Who knew the Octomom moved east?

    • God damn scumbuckets
      May 25, 2019 at 9:13 pm

      No I guarantee she let them build up over time. If you dont use them, they just keep adding up. Which I dont understand. Youd think that the state could see that you werent using your “much needed free food stamps,” and take them away…but nah. Let’s just let them keep adding up over months..so trashbags end up with 2100 to sell…that’s a lot of dope. Shell prob end up dying. State should have shut her off. Could have saved her life. ‍♀️

  • WeRFucked
    May 23, 2019 at 7:53 am

    How about Cheyenne? She only gets $200 for her, her kid, and her current “It’s Complicated” G-spot tickler.
    Da Fuq? If you have a live-in tartar sauce donor to your fisherman’s platter, how about you both get out and fucking work you useless fucking ‘ho bag?

    Guess how much I get you ugly tattooed bitch? Nothing. NADA. Zero. Three kids and a wife.

    I wonder how much your section-8 rental voucher is for? I bet you get more than I do… because I work, and don’t get shit you stupid bitch.

    My ip address is

  • Welfare’s fault
    May 23, 2019 at 7:09 am

    That’s the problem with food stamps, if you get 200$ a month and when it’s time for the funds to be reloaded if you have money still left, it just rolls over to the next month. She is basically just letting them add up. And than she can buy a oz lol.. you should have to use every penny before you get any more added to your card. That would stop this

    • WeRFucked
      May 23, 2019 at 7:36 am

      No. if you get $200 a month, you volunteer for 20 hours.
      If you only use $100 and your next payment is due, you only get $100, and you only have to volunteer for 10 hours this month!

      Everyone is happy. Except the rachets.

    • Cheyenne rose
      May 23, 2019 at 11:06 am

      Do you think you know me? I work and work and work and barely get shit. Im not on section 8 at all actually. I have my own place. The only thing i struggle with is food. So yes i am pissed this bitch wants to bash me and my mother when shes a junky and did drugs while she was pregnant and wants to spread lies about me. Dont act as if you know me from a hole in the wall.

      • Christopher Lettiere
        May 23, 2019 at 12:51 pm


      • The angry taint
        The angry taint
        May 23, 2019 at 5:35 pm

        No one here gives a shit who you are or your problems. So go boo hoo elsewhere. To quote our man across the pond…..now off you fuck

  • Positive and Affirming Comments Only, or You'll Be Offered Up as a Blood Sacrifice
    May 23, 2019 at 6:52 am

    I don’t see the problem here. This young lady is merely offering to share her abundance of food stamps to those who might be less fortunate than her. I mean, it’s very difficult to qualify for $2100 in benefits, and not everyone is as blessed as she is.

    She even posted that she knew that she could get into trouble for being so generous, but took the risk anyways, just to make sure that the truly needy had a chance to share in her good fortune.

    This brave woman serves as a prime example of the type of people who receive state benefits. Let us all applaud her for her sacrifice.

    • Nee Chi
      May 23, 2019 at 9:24 am

      Oh you are so right my dear friend. So right!


    • Cheyenne Rose
      May 23, 2019 at 11:22 pm

      The problem is that shes selling them for drug money when she should be giving those stamps to her mother who is raising her child for her so she can continue doing drugs and partying and being a whore.

      • Positive & Affirming (PACO)
        May 24, 2019 at 7:56 am

        Tsk tsk, Cheyenne.

        You should be very cautious making comments like that on this blog. The website owner has made it known that, if sued, he will be more than happy to turn over your IP information to save himself.

        I would hate to see you wind up on the wrong end of a lawsuit over this.

      • E-thos lmao
        May 31, 2019 at 3:08 am

        Cheyenne you wanna talk about bring a whore? Really? I’ve seen pictures of you online jamming a huge red dildo up ya self so stfu thot!

  • Why don't they arrest welfare abusers?
    May 23, 2019 at 6:49 am

    I don’t know what annoys me more, selling taxpayer foodstamps, taking duck face selfies, or putting the dollar sign on the right. They all should be felonies with a ten year mandatory.

    • bigdaddy
      Deval Patrick
      May 23, 2019 at 12:20 pm

      Those are just anecdotes We’re going to be fine

    • Big Wick
      May 23, 2019 at 8:29 pm

      Three strikes and yer out, WAAAAAAY out, amiright?

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    May 23, 2019 at 6:49 am

    She’s gross, even before the disease, she was borderline pig. Why women think the surface is hot is beyond me. Her piss flippers must vibrate in a breeze. What a waste. I think I will report this. I suggest a few more calls would expedite it. Food stamp fraud from a jukebox pig.

    • IP Police
      May 23, 2019 at 7:27 am

      Consider this a warning.
      Please refrain from your ‘Shit posting’ or you will be the first in line to be pushed in front of a large bus!
      Thank you for your cooperation.

      • IP police my ass
        May 31, 2019 at 10:45 am

        IP police stfu honestly this entire post was shit taking do you really care what people put in the comments

  • Captain Trips
    Big Daddy
    May 22, 2019 at 11:56 pm

    If this chick wants someone to take care of her….If you suck my dick so often that you gain weight again despite your heroin intake, hit me up!

    Hit me up baby! I’ve got unlimited heroin funds and unlimited spunk!

    Hit me up! Big daddy will take care of you!

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