This is Vanessa Noseworthy (yes, her name is legitimately Noseworthy) from Gloucester.
In a town full of fishermen she stands out as the only person in town whose cock socket smells worse than Niles Beach at low tide.
Today she woke up with $2,100 worth of food stamps to her name and said to herself, “I’m-a sell deez joints on Facebook.”
“Just don’t be rats and we’ll be fine.”
***Everyone immediately screenshots and sends to Turtleboy.***
Her friend Wyoming commented that it was unfair because her and her manz only get $200 worth of free government shit every month.
And Princess Jizmine wasn’t tryna hear any of that.
- Calls someone nasty ass ratchet ass bitch.
- Claims moral high ground for not lowering herself with gutter talk.
- Calls someone nasty ass fucking bumb ass ugly trash bag.
And that’s why she lives in Peabody now.
Actually, scratch that. She moved to Peabody for this winner:
His name is Jake Mastromarino. And he’s got Google trophies that have grown their own Google trophies.
Along with trafficking, Ariana Wendell was also charged with crack cocaine possession with intent to distribute.
Shortly after 1:30 p.m., Lynn Police saw a man, later identified as Jake Mastromarino, of Peabody, get into Wendell’s car on Mace Place and then leave shortly after what officers believed was a drug transaction, Lynn Police Lt. Michael Kmiec said.
Jake Mastromarino, 24, of 11 Willowbrae Drive, was arrested on two warrants at McDonald’s Restaurant at 133 Main St. and charged with shoplifting and possession of a Class A drug on Wednesday at 8:40 a.m.
She’s trying to play catch up.
Vanessa Noseworthy, 21, of 5 Mason St., Gloucester, was arrested and charged with shoplifting.
Obviously then she decided that this would be a fine choice in a mate, he fertilized her sperm sponge, and nine months later out popped their food stamp card for the next 18 years. Naturally they named the little poon polyp after their favorite X-man.
They fornicate when they can, usually when she’s not flicking the bean to the site of him working on a roadside chain gang.
The good part about being in jail is you can go on your baby daddy’s Facebook page and see if he’s been creepin on any ho’s. The bad part is that that shady mother fucker changed the password.
Girl, we’ve all been there before. When my manz goes to jail he always be changing the password up. That’s why you gotta change it up on him first. Give it time, you’ll learn.
Back to the matter at hand, her friend Boise pointed out how sick it was that a woman who allegedly gets high while prego can qualify for that much in food stamps.
Especially since junkies seem like they’re most likely to trade in their stamps for Diego’s new product. From the looks of her before
and after pics
it seems as if her “disease” is more effective than Jenny Craig. No wonder she’s got so many stamps to her name.
Princess Jizmine fired right back when she saw that accusation.
I need her and Bret Killoran to meet up on live, and I need you to took that up to my veins.
Does this look like the kind of chick who gets high and begs for drug money on street corners while pregnant?
Whachu talkin bout Willis?
But God forbid we ever cut funding for food stamps though. No fraud at all. Nothing to see here folks.
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