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Plainville Patty Smears Pizza Delivery Driver And His Shitty Parents For Taking Tip Out Of Her Hand Instead Of Begging For It Like Her Dog 

 

This is JoAnne Throckmorton from Plainville.

Yesterday she ordered a pizza and she was NOT happy about the service. Naturally then she went to her local community Facebook group to warn the world about her experience.

The most amazing part about this post is that she wrote it, hit the enter button, and thought to herself, “he’s gonna be the one who looks bad here.” That and the fact that she associates Lent with splurging on pizza. You’re supposed to be fasting, or giving something up for Lent. I’d recommend she give up being a cunt, but that’s just me.

Just to review, the low wage worker who delivered a pizza to her house during a pandemic because she’s too lazy to drive there herself, arrives and sees that she has money in both her left and right hand. She hands him the money from her left hand that covered the exact cost of the order. Then apparently he was supposed to perform a song and dance, do a freestyle, or recite his favorite original limerick, and if it was up to her satisfaction he could have the tip that she was teasing him with in her right hand. Bitch, this is not a string bet at a poker table. You give them all your money at once. It’s really just that simple. 

She then called him a “dud,” complained that he was the one being disrespectful in this scenario, vowed never to tip him again, and blamed his parents for raising a “piece of crap son,” with no manners. Her dog at least waits until she puts the treat in his mouth, so naturally then she treats this human being like a dog who must beg for his treat as well.

Funny thing is that her husband James Cockmorton was a member of the Plainville Planning Board and ran for Selectman on a platform of being more business friendly.

But Throckmorton said he would act more aggressively.

“I would actually go out and greet and invite commerce to come to town,” he said.

He’s also a proud democrat.

Which is fine, but since they’re the party that claims to advocate for working class people like delivery drivers, and thinks they should get paid at least $15 an hour, then maybe people like her should shut the fuck up and put their money where their mouth is.

Anyway, JoAnne is over here lecturing other people about how to be kind and walk away from arguments.

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Meanwhile she’s on local town Facebook pages being extremely unkind to some kid trying to earn a living and intentionally picking arguments by shaming him all over the Internet.

Sorry JoAnne, but Jesus is ashamed of you right now. Be better.

 

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114 Comment(s)
  • Judge dread
    March 17, 2021 at 9:11 am

    I used to deliver pizza back in 1997/1998 and if someone flashes a cash tip around you, it is not a gimmick, you take it. WTF is this cunt’s problem?

    • anonymous driver
      March 17, 2021 at 9:14 am

      The next time pizza gets delivered to her house it will be full of semen and spit under the cheese!

  • Judy has to weigh close to 200lbs
    March 15, 2021 at 6:36 pm

    I’ve worked in the restaurant industry for many years. I’m my experience the level of service you get depends on how the guests come off. For instance a lady like. Judy Smith sits down I can tell within 45 seconds how much I’m getting tipped. Miserable cunts are always easy to spot. You can break your ass while kissing hers and she’s not giving over 15% if by chance she gives 18% she’ll let you know that you earned it. She thinks giving an extra $2 should warrant a picture of her on the wall.

    18-%20 percent is the standard minimum tip. If someone goes above and beyond than tipping extra is encouraged and if you don’t know that I can guarantee you’re not going to receive great service and you may even get a little something extra in you food or drink. I didn’t invent it that’s just the way it works. So remember that Judy Smith next time your eating out. You’ve seen the comments image what’s going on in the kitchen or a bar for people like you

  • Judy Smith
    March 15, 2021 at 4:26 pm

    I am beside myself reading these comments towards a woman and her family.. Harassing her, name calling, bringing her husband and daughter into it, she’s receiving death threats, all over a rant about her experience with a pizza delivery person who rudely ripped money out of her hand. In case the world forgot tips aren’t guaranteed unless the service went above and beyond and the person was friendly and had great customer service skills. She never gave a name she never put the name of the pizza place on blast, alls she did was say how rude she was treated.! To torture this woman just goes to show how much hatred the world is really full of!! To attack her weight and her looks and to harass her, no wonder why the generation of children now a days is so disrespectful !! This is someone’s mother, daughter, aunt, sister, cousin, and friend.. LEAVE HER ALONE !!!

    • FUCK YOU TOO JULIE SMITH
      March 15, 2021 at 6:23 pm

      Excuse me Julie but FUCK YOU TOO.. This deplorable woman shammed a minimum wage worker. She also brought his parents into it by saying “great job raising a piece of crap son”. She compared a human being trying to make a living at a low paying job to her dog. She’s a hypocrite that’s full of shit. Her FB page is littered with all these “Walk Away” Ne Kind no Matter What” memes. Jim is just as guilty. Head of chamber of commerce. Welcomes businesses to the community.
      Restaurants and take out place in Massachusetts don’t have to pay their employees minimum wage it’s considered a “tipped position”. This guy probably makes $5.50-$8.00 per hour plus tips. The fact that she had the tip in another hand proves that she was looking to be praised and validated for her generosity. I guarantee the tip was $3 or $4 dollars. It probably cover his gas getting back s d forth.

      Her husband crying about someone stepping on his sandal and making a huge deal over it on a busy night when these employees are running around trying to take care of everyone (The world doesn’t revolve around Jim) shows how self centered and entitled Jim is. SO FUCK HIM TOO. YA OK JIM I’M NOT LOOKING FOR ANYTHING. Then why are you wasting everyone’s time.
      Having his cunt wife call and waste more people’s time makes her a fucking cunt.

      These two people are fucking gross and Deserve each other

    • What fucking planet are you living on??
      March 16, 2021 at 4:02 am

      She’s getting exactly what she deserves. You want to publicly shame someone and call out their family on Facebook the cry when someone calls them out proves she’s even more of a hypocrite. You reap what you sow

      This bitch is so delusional she thinks it’s ok to call out and publicly shit all over someone and their parents but it’s absolutely not ok for anyone to call her out. I really hope this bitch learned a valuable lesson and how to treat people with respect regardless of their profession. Maybe she’ll start practicing what she preaches all over FB too. I doubt it tho. She’s going to be a cunt until the end. She looks like Mikey Rourke
      I love nothing more than seeing someone’s public shaming backfire. It Makes my dick move a bit.

  • Sensei
    March 15, 2021 at 9:35 am

    Joanne

    You big fat moustached tub o shit

    If your fat saggy ass was any lower to the ground you would be wiping out your own tracks

    • Judy Smith
      March 15, 2021 at 4:41 pm

      Do you kiss your mother with that mouth !!! You sound ridiculous bashing on a woman you know nothing about !!! I can only imagine what you look like ???

  • Cousin Eddie
    March 15, 2021 at 8:34 am

    “Splurge on pizza”? Come on TB, that ain’t “splurging”. Also, lots of Catholics by meatless pizza on Fridays. Aiden, you have the whiff of Protestant about ya.

  • Elcheapo
    March 15, 2021 at 8:21 am

    Tips are fucking earned not expected, if your living on tips than its time for new type of employment.

    • Just Smith
      March 15, 2021 at 4:36 pm

      You are absolutely right !!! Finally someone with some common sense. I can’t stress enough tips aren’t guaranteed and if some one ripped cash out of my hand you bet ur a$$ I’d let them know how rude and disrespectful that is….I can’t stress enough how many times I’ve ordered from a pizza place and they forgot half my order and I had waited over 45 minutes and then had to wait all over again !!! Or the person has pulled up smelling like a lit cigarette or I’ve even seen drivers have passengers with them that clearly don’t work there!!! It’s all about customer service !!! And the customer is always right last I checked !!!

    • I’m better than everyone. Sit down and I’ll tell you all about it.
      March 15, 2021 at 7:26 pm

      Say the guy who walks around thinking he’s better than everyone. People who think it’s ok to shame someone who working a low paying job deserve AIDS.
      Believe it or not a lot of people rely on delivery and don’t t mind leaving a decent tip.
      I know it makes me feel good leaving a good tip for a human being who trying to make ends meet. It’s no an ideal job but I give them a lot of credit. These people could be sitting around waiting for their welfare, SSI, or Unemployment. Instead they’re working and paying taxes. Guys a productive member of society. Not everyone’s felt the same hand or given great opportunities. Stop shaming the people who probably bring your fat ass food from time to time. Scumbag

    • Nothing worse than a cheap person
      March 16, 2021 at 12:08 am

      Great name. No one like a fucking cheapskate. I bet you’ve received some extra love in your food once or twice. Trust me in that. People who work in restaurants deal with shitbags like you themselves and very quietly. Remember that next time you’re eating out. Scumbag

  • Marky Mark Ballbag
    March 14, 2021 at 11:07 pm

    Who eats pizza during lent?

  • Grant
    March 14, 2021 at 7:39 pm

    Joanne

    I’m thinking you should lay off the pizza you big fat triple chinned cunt

  • Jack Mehoff
    Jack Mehoff
    March 14, 2021 at 7:19 pm

    This ugly bitch just wanted to delivery guy to kiss her ass and suck up to her for her shitty tip. The guy was busy and needed to hurry. She didn’t give a fuck if other people’s orders got cold. What a self centered egotistical bitch. She will regret that post for years to come hopefully.

    • Judy Smith
      March 15, 2021 at 4:51 pm

      Jack !!! How old are you ??? I bet if I looked u up ur under the registered sex offenders log!!!! You sound like u were picked on in high school so now you need to ur aggression out on a family or is it that u have no respect for females and you most likely beat ur own wife !!!! Lay off this woman because she is a beautiful soul and wouldn’t purposely hurt anyone !!! Instead of running ur mouth about people you don’t know you should find urself a hobby !!!!

  • dale woodman
    Defund Welfare
    March 14, 2021 at 3:18 pm

    Did you kids know that in just 4 months of Biden’s Presidency the average American has less money in the Bank and has less Spending Power due to Gas, Energy and Food prices on the rise.
    If you’re poor or just getting by, you are in for a rough 4 years!
    GOODLUCK!

    • Death
      March 14, 2021 at 7:10 pm

      Thats the demo-craps secret. Beat em down, then prop them up with subsidies aka handouts…been working for them since the drug dealing gangsters named the kennedys were in office.
      Yes for those of you who are either too young or just got citzenship/right to vote they made their fortune smuggling booze during prohibition

  • Go make Jim, Chicken Pot Pie!!!!
    March 14, 2021 at 3:05 pm

    I bet this cunt was holding $3 to tip him too. I order out all the time, it’s a risk you take when ordering from a place you don’t regularly order from. In that crazy head of hers, she thought shaming a business and a delivery driver was the best way to handle the situation. I hope it back fired you miserable cunt!!! Now go make Jim, chicken pot pie!!

  • Hu Fartted
    Hu Fartted
    March 14, 2021 at 12:47 pm

    This is a chicken and egg question. Which came first, the internet or assholes like this who believe that posting this nonsense somehow empowers them over these omnipotent pizza delivery dudes?

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 14, 2021 at 12:28 pm

    Throckmorton? Throckmorton?

    Holy shit I’d be an angry bitch too with a name like that. Sheesh!

  • randiguy2006
    Seriously
    March 14, 2021 at 11:17 am

    This is some top notch blogging right here.

    But hey, you and Tucker are still here.

  • Poops Magee
    March 14, 2021 at 9:57 am

    I’ve been ordering McRibs, not pizza. And I always tip well. Every meal for me is usually four McRibs and four cans of Bush’s baked beans. Yesterday I was like 8 McRibs deep (plus beans) and I had to go. So I start hustling down my hall to the bathroom but halfway there I realize there’s no way I’m gonna make it. I start unbuckling my pants so I can be ready to roll when I hit the toilet but it’s just too damn late. I lower my pants and these thick brown snakes just start falling out of me. One after the other after the other. Then a rumble and a violent fart… then the diarrhea. Streams of brown liquid explode from my ass. So I start running to the bathroom because I know I need to make it. But because my pants are around my ankles I trip and wipe out. Now my waste is spraying the walls and ceiling. Complexly gave my house a new interior paint job.

    • The Big Guy Joe Biden mmmm oh yeah
      March 14, 2021 at 7:51 pm

      You know how to turn a man on with all that poop talk oohhh….. this reminds of my days playing division 1 basketball for UCLA during law school uhhhh….. my penis is rock hard mmmmm…. now come set your soiled bottom on my lap ahhh…. impale your rectum on my erection mmmmmm…. if you don’t leave peanuts or corn on my penis I’m-a be very disappointed uhh mmmmm oohhhh.

  • Seed bag
    March 14, 2021 at 9:51 am

    You can bet the next pizza she has delivered from anywhere will have a little extra something added by the delivery driver. By posting that diatribe, she has made herself a mark for every delivery driver in town. Stupid bitch.

    • Now Hiring
      March 14, 2021 at 2:16 pm

      You seem like a class act any company would be lucky to have.

      • Hector
        March 14, 2021 at 8:10 pm

        Seeds just hired my company to do some spring fertilizing. FYI thats not dog shit on your front lawn.

  • Richard Hurtz
    March 14, 2021 at 8:50 am

    Throckmorton? Isn’t that a Dr. Seuss character? Thank God she’s cancelled.

  • ThePope
    March 14, 2021 at 8:40 am

    What a kind thing to do during Lent. God Bless You JoAnne. What a great example of a Catholic.

    There wasn’t any meat on that pizza, was there?

  • Karma911
    March 14, 2021 at 8:15 am

    I have no doubt that Karma will prevail.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Bret Killoran
    March 14, 2021 at 7:04 am

    So last fuckin night me, my fuckin evicted neighbor, the fuckin landlord and the ol’ fuckin lady were havin a little party at the fuckin house. I runs out of fuckin cigarettes so I heads down the corner store and gets me a couple packs of fuckin newports. I gets back and open the fuckin door and there’s the ol’ lady on her fuckin knees blowin my fuckin evicted neighbor AND my fuckin landlord! So I’m like WHAT IN FUCKS SAKE! And now get this, they all turn the blame on ME! like it’s all my fuckin fault! Fuckin shit sucks.

    • WeRFucked
      March 14, 2021 at 8:29 am

      You aren’t funny. Not at all.

    • DiZ
      March 14, 2021 at 10:36 am

      Hey Brett, just a quick FYI. You’re not funny at all. The whole evicted neighbor thing is really stupid. It’s also not amusing or entertaining in any way. I know you probably think, people are going to love this when your typing out one of your ridiculously long comments. They don’t! Your shtick is the worst!

      Please stop embarrassing yourself or wait until your over the age of 15 to make a comment.

  • Hugh Mungous
    March 14, 2021 at 12:38 am

    Proof positive that all Biden voters are CUNTS. Good thing gas is closing on three dollars a gallon, how’s that going for you shitheads!

    • Leftist War on Working People
      March 14, 2021 at 4:39 am

      Thats for regular 87 Octane, medium grade 89 is mid three dollars and premium gas is just under four bucks a gallon! The roads still empty compared to pre-covid times with all the peeps working-from-home, gas should be cheap.

      By Memorial Day weekend gasoline prices will be crippling, peeps will be parking the truck or SUV. That is the intended effect. Create financial stress on peeps who still have jobs, render your assets useless. Just wait for Charlie “nursing home murderer” Baker to throw another fifty cents a gallon tax on gas, Jizzy Joe rapist Biden and Chucky the reaper Baker are trying to destroy whats left of the working class.

  • Marvelously Marvin Hagler
    March 13, 2021 at 11:21 pm

    Dont take the vaccibe yall.
    I got got. I was in ICU for last several dsys after taking my Covid poison vaccine and it knocked me da fuck off da planet

  • Cunter Biden
    March 13, 2021 at 10:46 pm

    If full bush and granny panties had a name

  • Do The Reich Thing
    March 13, 2021 at 10:27 pm

    First, to the lady who was driving around with a Dementia Awareness bumper sticker with a picture of Biden next to it, Build the wall bumper sticker and the topper, a Roger Goodell Barstool clown t shirt being used as a seat cover: For a chick, you got some set of balls!

    Ok, so, how many times has this lovely peach volunteered at the soup kitchen in New Bedford? I bet equal as many times i’ve slept with a SI swimsuit model (no, not the trans ones they have now, the classics like Elle McPherson). You wanted Biden, well you got him! We all did you fuck! $40 more a week for my groceries, every week since Feb. Coincidence? And how fucking old are you? Oh, he has no manners yet your sorry ass is running to Facebook to chirp about the horrible live changing experience with a pizza delivery. Do you realize how hypocritical you are?

    Now you stupid husband. You too, what the fuck? How many 60 year olds do we have to deal with taking selfies and posting internet memes? Jesus Fucking Christ. Do what old men should be doing: drinking a beer or scotch, watching tv in a recliner sitting in boxers and a wife beater with black socks.

    Now one more thing, you mask fuckers. Oh, you want to continue to wear it forever, Go right ahead! Do as your fucking leader tells you. BTW, I love the Biden Mask Brigade who do whatever he tells them because the boogyman may get them but then go out every hour and light up a unfiltered Camel. Yeah, you may die from the virus in 4 days but fuck, I guess it beats self inflicting lung cancer and slowly dying over years.

  • Double Standard
    March 13, 2021 at 10:20 pm

    You little cock sucker. You know for a fact if this delivery kid showed up at your house 20 minutes late with cold pizza and TOLD YOU it was warm enough so pay up then snatched the tip money out of your hand that you were going to give depending on the service you’d rightfully run into the basement and complain like this girl on Facebook. You’re only against her because she’s a Jew.

  • Metros Empty Nutsack
    March 13, 2021 at 10:10 pm

    I am a Beta Cuck and I allowed the bride to bankrupt me.

    Someone please put me out of my self inflicted misery….

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Liawatha
      March 14, 2021 at 6:37 am

      Good morning Metro! How are you and Kathryn doing! How is Kathryn making out with her fibromyalgia? So brave!
      We really should do brunch some Sunday!

  • Beachmont spic
    March 13, 2021 at 10:10 pm

    Fat Joanne goes to Roxbury on weekends and brings home a couple of Mandingo negroes who take turns fucking her fat husband jimbo up the ass then cumming all over his saggy tits and bald head

    All this to show the negroes that they are down with the struggle

    • The Canadian Devil
      March 13, 2021 at 10:14 pm

      Love the name but not the spic.Beachmont spics are a very
      dangerous breed indeed.

  • Double Standard
    March 13, 2021 at 10:09 pm

    Wow Tb is totally deleting my honest take follow up posts about this.
    What a fag. If this delivery kid showed up even 5 minutes late with TurtleBoy’s pizza and then snatched the tip money out of his hand and left Tb wouldn’t have done anything because he’s a pussy except run back into the basement and complain about the pizza shop owner on Facebook just like this Jew broad.

  • Zesty
    March 13, 2021 at 10:02 pm

    Hi Joanne

    You look like Joe Torre with tits

    Ahahahaha

  • Carlo T Tempesta
    March 13, 2021 at 9:57 pm

    Does this fat tub o shit Jim think he’s a tough guy with the spic like gang poster ?

    He’s a fat bald headed turd who’s never been in a fight in his life

    And he’s married to this far ugly cunt who’s only endearing quality is her stylish moustache

    • Judy Smith
      March 15, 2021 at 5:32 pm

      Carlo T Tempesta !!! Wtf kind of name is that!!! Do you even have a green card to live here!!! You have some balls talking about someone you know absolutely nothing about !!!! You seem pretty tough hiding behind a keyboard!!! These people are 60 years old !!! I feel bad for ur parents or clearly they never were in ur life to teach you right from wrong !!! Ur pathetic !!

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    ChrisInShrewsbury
    March 13, 2021 at 9:48 pm

    Casual Observations:

    1) Buffalo Bill: “Oh.. Wait… Was she a great big fat person?”
    2) Considering the combination of her age, diminished IQ, and inability to control her physical devices (how do fucking people get so fat?): I doubt her perception and recall of the event resemble anything near reality other than the fact she shoved a pizza down her fucking nobgobbler.

  • Double Standard
    March 13, 2021 at 9:27 pm

    So I guess nobody wants to talk about the fucktard wearing the Chicago Bulls hat with his jeans half around his ass who delivered the cold pie 30 minutes late?

    • Bobo Olsen
      March 13, 2021 at 10:00 pm

      Double the only reason delivery man was late was because he had to go back to get his bulls cap from under your mothers couch after she licked his asshole

      Thank you

      • Double Standard
        March 13, 2021 at 10:23 pm

        Okay Bobo I’m sure that’s exactly what happened. You must have been tops of your class.

  • Matt Dizio
    March 13, 2021 at 9:27 pm

    RIP NEAL JOHNSON….

    Even though you talked all kinds of shit about me in the comments, got me almost fired from Target, and falsely accused me of being spic tormentor, I still respect your trolling. It was kind of funny for a while.

    I don’t know how the fuck you died but I’m guessing suicide, & I cant blame you, I probably would off myself too I looked like you.

    • Issues, much?
      March 14, 2021 at 1:14 am

      Seek help please

      • Spic Tormentor
        March 14, 2021 at 11:51 am

        He really died though. I looked it up.

        And I’m going to take a wild guess that the JaJa spammer, the Matt Dizio spammer, and my impostor all of the sudden stop posting. lol.

  • Shakespeare
    March 13, 2021 at 9:21 pm

    Much ado about nothing?

  • Fucking Fraud
    March 13, 2021 at 9:10 pm

    This is just TB trying to make a Jew broad look like a greedy jew. It probably didn’t go down the way he claims. If it was Rian Waters who delivered the pizza and snatched the money out of the womans hand he’d copy and paste every pic of Rians Uncle’s Facebook and his entire families and call this woman the victim of a tip grabbing scumbag.

  • You just saved the world
    March 13, 2021 at 8:54 pm

    Holy shit Unc, are you off your meds?
    WTF is this even an article?
    I could not get past the first paragraphs. Get some other bloggers, because you are really starting to such ass.
    Just not ST, my 6 year old writes better sentences and my farts are funnier than him.

    • "Such" ass
      March 13, 2021 at 9:17 pm

      Touche?

  • Aidans noose
    March 13, 2021 at 8:05 pm

    Why are white people such cunts?

    • Death
      March 13, 2021 at 8:33 pm

      Its not all whites, just the whites that advocate for blacks. They can’t even stand themselves.

  • Thrusting Foul III
    March 13, 2021 at 7:56 pm

    We’re now living in the age of whiny cunts and its just getting started…

  • That's right, it's Lent!
    March 13, 2021 at 7:54 pm

    So glad I’m Jewish and I don’t have to deprive myself of something every year for almost two months.

    • Sensei
      March 14, 2021 at 7:38 pm

      That’s right

      Too bad Himmler missed your family

      You fucking hook nosed Shylock

      • That's right, it's Lent!
        March 15, 2021 at 4:15 pm

        Your mother was a shlyock!

  • Lynnfield House of Pizza
    March 13, 2021 at 7:25 pm

    Hey they could have opened the door to find Giannetti nodding off holding the Za upside down!

  • Fuzzy Pizza
    March 13, 2021 at 7:22 pm

    Even my dog gets a slice of pizza but he waits for me to give it to him like a GOOD boy!

    • Fuzzy Grape
      March 13, 2021 at 7:29 pm

      I prefer legs and eggs.

  • Sir Jinx
    March 13, 2021 at 7:14 pm

    Well first of all, Jesus didn’t actually exist. The Jesus figure is just a compilation of a bunch of previous Jewish Middle Eastern messianic figures. So there’s that.

    With that out of the way, let’s rate JoAnn Cockmorton:

    +5pts for being white and not obese.

    -5pts for being old and not making my dick get hard.

    Final rating: 0pts.

  • Frenchy
    March 13, 2021 at 7:06 pm

    If the delivery driver was a fucking n!gger and he grabbed the money and called her a fat bitch this liberal piece of shit wouldn’t have said boo

  • White Pizza is racist
    March 13, 2021 at 7:04 pm

    Cockmorton is a funny name I laughed. What does the story of getting the foot stepped on have to do with tip grabber story?

  • Ron Jeremy
    March 13, 2021 at 7:01 pm

    She better not complain one bit over paying $3 to $6 for a gallon of gasoline.

    • President Joe Biden
      March 13, 2021 at 7:20 pm

      C’mon man you gotta give me time. Let me be perfectly clear, I have only been president for 7 weeks and gas is already 3 to 4 a gallon. Mark my word you’re going to paying 5 to 8 dollars a gallon but your gonna have to have patience man.

      Forget about a July Independence Day BBQ, you won’t be able to afford the gas to get there or the burgers ha ha ha ha. Have fun in the unemployment cue, did I mention the kobe beef the white house serves? Ha ha ha ha.

      • Death
        March 13, 2021 at 8:40 pm

        Over 33% in 7 weeks. Wake up libtards.

  • JoAnne Throckmorton
    March 13, 2021 at 6:28 pm

    My husband (the cuck) can handle every inch of my 12″”annihilator ribbed white dildo when I team it to my strap on rig

    • Pedophile Joe Biden aka the tween rapist
      March 13, 2021 at 7:06 pm

      Does the annihilator have spinning action and nubs? Or just ribs? C’mon Man!

      Asking for a friend.

      • JoAnne Throckmorton
        March 14, 2021 at 8:11 am

        it has nubs and white crusty residue from my tampon tunnel

  • Fortune cookie
    March 13, 2021 at 6:20 pm

    Daddy, what’s a Cunt?
    Good follow through on your parenting methods.
    Re: Your own concerns that someday your kids will be reading your “internet is forever” ramblings.
    I can hear you 20 years from now………. “How come the kids don’t call”???

  • Uncle Peckerhead
    March 13, 2021 at 6:06 pm

    I believe her message containing “dud” was most likely a misspelling of dude. Do you wake each day oblivious to yesterday’s mistakes. Believe me dud, you should backtrack your own discrepancies. Your contributions are far less than literary.

    • Dude
      March 13, 2021 at 6:22 pm

      Just saying
      Nobody screws up my name and I mean Nobody and that includes Turtleboy.
      So check your privilege
      That is all
      Carry on

  • Dreadlocks
    March 13, 2021 at 5:36 pm

    I’m calling everyone I know in Framingham and urging them if they know any delivery people to please wipe thier asshole with each slice of pizza before they deliver it

    • Joe Biden the tween rapist)
      March 13, 2021 at 7:09 pm

      I’ve tried that, it makes your asshole itch and pizza tastes like crap.

      • Rheim Jobb
        March 14, 2021 at 8:30 am

        But makes your bum taste better.

  • Joe Barboza
    March 13, 2021 at 5:32 pm

    These shitbags want you to think they are your superiors
    Because they voted for a corrupt rapist with dimentia and a n!gger prostitute

    Joanne you triple chin cunt
    You should shave your moustache armpits and asshole hair

    Just a tip

  • Carlos Dangerous
    March 13, 2021 at 5:28 pm

    Tubby Joanne is jealous

    Her hubby fat Jim’s tits are bigger and sag even lower than hers

  • Bobo Olsen
    March 13, 2021 at 5:25 pm

    Look it up James Throckmorten was locked up by the cops a couple of years ago
    He was found in a rest area with a lawn jockeys balls in his mouth

  • Orion
    March 13, 2021 at 5:23 pm

    What a fat, ugly, hoity-toity cunt. Typical liberal as well. All about “equality”, but only in their rhetoric. In reality, they want everyone else to eat the peanuts out of their shit and follow their orders.

    And since when is Kamala Harris asian as well as black? Don’t these same people believe that asians are just as “privileged” as white people?

    • Sparkey McMurphy
      Geography
      March 14, 2021 at 4:25 pm

      Her grandmother is Indian.

      • Ricardo Cabeza
        March 14, 2021 at 9:51 pm

        LOL, so maybe one drop of blood in the bucket. What a pile of horse shit.

  • Just so ya know
    March 13, 2021 at 5:00 pm

    I looked up war pig in the dictionary and it brought me to this article.

  • What a fucking idiot these people are
    March 13, 2021 at 4:56 pm

    Wait, did everyone miss the part where the cuck husband said that kamel kunt was half black and asian? For crying out loud they cant even lie about her fucking race correctly. I’m over here thinking shes a jamaican Indian and this dudes telling everyone she blasian and sheet.

    • Heywood Jablome
      March 13, 2021 at 6:57 pm

      India is part of Asia, genius.

      • You sooo smahhttt
        March 13, 2021 at 8:03 pm

        Right, however not one person refers to indians as asian just because they share the same continent. That’s like saying the russians, Iranians, afghans, pakis and turks and a few more are asian too. just because they share the same continent.
        Let me guess, you did a google search of what continent India is in and all of a sudden you’re a geography major. You fucking putzz.

  • Jamal The Out On No Bail Pizza Delivery Driver
    March 13, 2021 at 4:44 pm

    Dat be covid cough all onah yo next pizza bitch

  • Digitus Impudicus
    March 13, 2021 at 4:42 pm

    Wow what a bitch. Slamming a delivery person. I will bet you it made her feel superior.
    May the fleas of a thousand Kamalas infest your hairy crotch.

  • Chris
    March 13, 2021 at 4:37 pm

    It’s not that every person who voted for Biden is bad but every bad person voted for Biden.

    • I'm jobama obiden and I approve this message
      March 13, 2021 at 4:51 pm

      Nahh son, every person who voted for Biden is a complete shit bag! Prove me wrong you cant!

      • Chris
        March 13, 2021 at 5:11 pm

        Or just super ignorant. I can’t believe people are still brainwashed by the TV.

  • Thanks for the rising gas prices Joe
    March 13, 2021 at 4:34 pm

    She specifically says she brought it up when about to pay and then adds she didn’t want anything which is 100% admission to wanting something for it. I’m sure she was doing some shady shit on the pizza delivery too. Biden voters are the worst people ever.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Liawatha
    March 13, 2021 at 4:19 pm

    I never tip the little people! They always do something wrong! The food is cold, they’re late, the order is wrong, on and on! They can never perform up to my standards and if they even look at me the wrong way I’m on the phone to management! I will get them fired! These lowly workers are lucky to be able to serve me! That’s enough of a tip for them! I literally have disdain for these lower class proletariats!

  • WTF
    March 13, 2021 at 3:59 pm

    Why are we shaming her? It’s not like she posted this as a Google review…..

  • Sinbad the sailor
    March 13, 2021 at 3:52 pm

    Jim in that picture you look like a flaccid dick with glasses

  • Betty Ford
    March 13, 2021 at 3:49 pm

    Hey is that a lawn jockey on her lawn? It is! Put it all over the internet, now! Goddamn racist!

  • Gangster Talk
    March 13, 2021 at 3:36 pm

    When I delivered food in high school the rich/entitled people never tipped or always tipped the bare minimum to be considered a tip. The people who didn’t have a pot to piss in always gave out outrageous tips. I learned a lot about people working that job, even though I spent all their tip money on weed and natty ice.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    March 13, 2021 at 3:31 pm

    Ok,let the down votes begin. Joanne is quite the turkey vulture, cuh kaw! Would and wood. .lol

  • Praise the Lord for Alheizmer Joe and the Kameltoe
    March 13, 2021 at 3:30 pm

    The husband thanking the Lord for Slow Joe and Kamel Toe. Two things I hate equally: religious nuts and democrats. When was the last time that bald old fossil got it up enough to shag this old broad. No wonder she is miserable. Spiderwebs in her pussy, limp dick Kameltoe loving husband and blathering on about Lent.

  • W
    March 13, 2021 at 3:28 pm

    More like Joeman with a face like that. I bet she has a bigger dick than the gay-ng leader Jim. Fuck both of them. I hope anyone delivering to her spits and shits in her food. Ugly cunt.

    • Betty Ford
      March 13, 2021 at 3:48 pm

      Kneepad and Pee pad. Get it right

  • Mayor Butt Fuck Petty
    March 13, 2021 at 3:27 pm

    if the driver was a black, she wouldn’t have said shit. the white guilt is strong in this one.

  • Boston Irish
    Hunter Biden
    March 13, 2021 at 3:18 pm

    Bitch is so ugly she scared the shit out of driver, that’s why he grabbed and ran

    • Barney Frank
      March 13, 2021 at 5:35 pm

      I come to turtleboysports for the laughs, the comments are Fabulous.

      • It's me
        March 13, 2021 at 9:00 pm

        Barney, you spelt come wrong it’s spelt CUM.

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        Stephen Gobie
        March 14, 2021 at 7:51 am

        Barn, don’t you miss your hot bottom?

  • fedup
    March 13, 2021 at 3:17 pm

    Yeah …. hopeless CUNT.

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