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Pole Vaulter/Army Reservist Stops Mid-Run To Listen To National Anthem, Doesn’t Put Hand On Heart, Probably A Terrorist

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The Olympics are over, but a lot of people have been buzzing about American pole vaulter Sam Kendricks, who ended up winning the bronze medal. But that’s not why people are talking about him. Ya see, Kendricks is also a US Army reservist and he stopped midway down the runway on a vault attempt because he heard the National Anthem. It’s pretty awesome, but we feel the need to issue a trigger warning for blue-blooded flag Nazis who know a guy that did a tour in Iraq back in ought six:

Get that commy shit out of my face!!!! What a libtard that guy is!!! He didn’t even put his hand over his heart. Might as well just spit in the face of everyone who knows a guy who fought for our freedom!! Just throw him in the pile with disgraced Americans like Gabby Douglas who have no respect for this country. We only have room for people who listen to Toby Keith and get their jollies by shitting on everyone who doesn’t have the flag code memorized by heart!! Murica!!

 

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27 Comment(s)
  • Michael
    March 27, 2017 at 7:25 pm

    Awesome headline

  • JB
    August 26, 2016 at 12:45 am

    He was standing at attention. AND search for an American Flag. You don’t cover your heart when you’re in the military. Learn the facts. The guy did everything correct.

    • BobnMic
      August 26, 2016 at 1:42 am

      You are correct JB. And I recognized when he got confused looking for an American Flag. That to me was obvious. When on active duty in the Armed Service you salute when in uniform during the anthems. Out of uniform or a civilian it is proper to place your right hand over your heart and remove any head gear. Police and Firefighters also salute in uniform for respect for our nation anthem and pledge of allegiance.

      Is this some kind of law? No it is not. It is called pride and respect and love for country. When you go to church and toward the end receive communion – do you have to say amen after the body of Christ? No. But if you don’t you look like an asshole Antichrist fucknut. But whatever.

      This is just basic respect. Have we now lost this much pride and respect in our country today? Under this current President I will say yes people have. Mostly spoiled little brat Millennials like several that are on here in the comment section.

      God sakes. Some of you need to go to Washington D.C. and visit the war monuments in the plaza in front of the Lincoln memorial and read some of the names.

      You’ll get a new sense of appreciation that much I can guarantee. And then go get a purpose and then a fucking clue in life.

  • Oldmanbiker
    August 25, 2016 at 8:40 pm

    Hey TB instead of just running off at the mouth why not look into some of the crap you spout off about obviously you missed the young man standing at attention. I’m sorry do you even know what that means? I’m guessing no. Stick to what you do best rip apart crack heads and other assorted “dooshnozells” we get it, you have no idea what it’s like to be willing to give your life in exchange for the freedoms YOU enjoy that’s ok they were proud to do it for you

  • BobnMic
    August 25, 2016 at 4:57 pm

    “Pledge of Allegiance and National Anthem. When reciting the Pledge of Allegiance and National Anthem, all present should stand at attention facing the flag with their right hand over their heart, with the exception of those in uniform who shall salute.”

    United States Flag Code – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

    Well you don’t need to really stand at attention as a civilian but a right hand over your heart would be respectful and appreciated.

    “The Independence Hall Association says the Flag Code, adopted first in 1923, requires those who are not members of the Armed Forces or veterans to face the flag and stand with a hand over their heart. Men in these crowds are told to remove hats or other headwear with their right hands and place them over their left shoulders.”

    And fuck you (the liberal) Turtleboy for mocking this. Last time I just said that I do not concur. Now I say FUCK YOU! Total asshole move on your part to do this again and my respect for you and this fucking blog is dive-bombing deep. Two fucking articles on this topic which implies a huge fuck you to all Veterans. You walk a thin line when you write about bullshit like this. Listen – I get satire but you have to good at it. But when you take it to extremes it is no longer satire which means you suck at it.

    Is this turning into a SJW blog lead by the renowned Fiesty(fake)Lawyer?

    “but we feel the need to issue a trigger warning for blue-blooded flag Nazis who know a guy that did a tour in Iraq back in ought six:”

    So that means now I am a “flag Nazi” because I proudly served? What the fuck kind of bullshit is this? The other writers on this blog are great. You fucking suck asshat.

    • Practical
      August 25, 2016 at 5:40 pm

      You are telling other people they suck?

      I understand at this point you have to be doing self-parody, but still.

      • BobnMic
        August 25, 2016 at 6:32 pm

        Dude, dudette, Cat, Dog, Gerbil, Alien from Mars who ever – I tend to keep my “self-parody” in check simply because when you ramble on too long it starts to look like an opinion rather than any sort of satire and/or self-parody.

        This one particular writer for TBS has a history of this complete nonsense. I can usually spot (the writer) him, her, cat, dog, gerbil, alien from Mars in the first three sentences. I just write it off as the TBS Achilles Heel but when it surfaces again in one week or so bashing Patriotism I had to say fuck you.

        And I wish more would as well realizing that Obama has ruined the very spirit that made us strong.

        • Waaaahmbulance!
          August 25, 2016 at 10:23 pm

          Someone called for an injured pussy? Hope on in.

          • Innocent Bystander
            August 25, 2016 at 10:49 pm

            What’s the hope for? HOPE you got insurance?

          • Waaaahmbulance!
            August 25, 2016 at 10:58 pm

            Auto correct fail. The important thing is I am here to help.

          • BobnMic
            August 25, 2016 at 11:10 pm

            Spoiled little SJW pussies. You make me fucking sick. I thought your kind died off after the 60s.

          • Waaaahmbulance!
            August 25, 2016 at 11:15 pm

            Sir, do you need help or not?

          • Innocent Bystander
            August 25, 2016 at 11:16 pm

            Whaaammbulaaance!! Rub Bob’s tummy!! He’s feeling sick! Tell us Bob, where on this doll did the SJW’s hurt you?

          • BobnMic
            August 25, 2016 at 11:30 pm

            The never ending Fiesty at it YET – again. The loser in you has reached legendary status currently. Fiesty – You hate U.S. Patriotism huh? You hate our country and those who served huh?

            Simple solution:

            Move to fucking Syria! Maybe they will believe that you’re a bottom feeding lawyer and kiss your hiney while you drive around in your 1994 white Kia Sportage with dog shit in it from your ugly rat little mutt…

          • Waaaahmbulance!
            August 25, 2016 at 11:37 pm

            Not everything is a conspiracy, Bob. Are you sure you don’t need help? I’m certified and can give you Clozapine via IV. Check your heart rate to make sure you’re okay, then send you on your way. Just promise you won’t fall off the sobriety wagon this time.

        • Practical
          August 25, 2016 at 11:19 pm

          Yes, he has been here, and I figure will continue to be.

          Just think about it, “real Turtleboy” keeps allowing him to do so!!

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            August 25, 2016 at 11:21 pm

            I think the point of this article was missed, but only by someone who’s brain dead. Satire; a lost art.

          • BobnMic
            August 25, 2016 at 11:53 pm

            Well Fiesty once again you are wrong AGAIN you little ass kisser. Re-read the other article from about a week and a half ago with the same stupid fucking writing regarding the U.S. Women’s Olympics Gymnastics team. If you can not disagree with any of that or this bullshit then you absolutely have no soul and are not a Patriot.

            And me leaving or getting kicked off of here? You would love that wouldn’t you. Fat chance fat fuck. Aint’ gonna happen there Spencer hood rat. I’ve been riding the Turtle since it began and the Turtle does not mind a little constructive criticism from time to time because he can take it. Unlike you – you little ferret. I say fuck you to you and you come back with a gazillion fake names and act like the worst 4 year old on the planet. Very mature you are very mature…

  • Publius
    August 25, 2016 at 2:57 pm

    Hand over heart? Someone better do their internet research.

  • Kevin Lynch
    August 25, 2016 at 5:59 am

    When i was in Vietnam and subsequently killed, i always stood at attention in the shower with the fellas.

    • Kevin Lynch
      August 25, 2016 at 9:57 am

      One quick PS….

      I was then reincarnated to my current form. Then I got thousands upon thousands of dollars in crazy checks, EBT, free health care, free phone and a free apartment. My BF Dave was never reincarnated but he gets the same benefits I do. How is that????

  • Wwy
    August 25, 2016 at 1:51 am

    If you care about the military don’t let CNN propagate another war for Israel,don’t make our troops hold signs over their faces saying ” I won’t fight in a Syrian civil war for Israel”. If a Zionist talks its poison to America. We have to comeback from the horror we perpetrated in Iraq and Syria. Wolf Blizter been lying for 30 fucking years Americans can’t be this stupid,although Gruber the Obamacare czar thought so.lol.

  • Shackleford
    August 24, 2016 at 11:48 pm

    Is this a joke? Military stand at attention for the a them, they do not place their hand over their heart.

  • Woody
    August 24, 2016 at 11:37 pm

    You can borrow mine. They don’t match my costume anyway.

    • BobnMic
      August 24, 2016 at 11:49 pm

      Wow a new low has been hit, a new low. Now using pictures from her vacation? Jeez, you really are a winner!! REMOVE the fucking pictures numbnuts! Fucking blowhard.

  • Nancy Droz Marsden
    August 24, 2016 at 11:32 pm

    I love a man who stands up to authority! I must confess, Sir, I pressed pause on the video and looked for a bump-o-lump but I didn’t see much. He has a nice bum, though. However, a bum really isn’t important, though. Testicles.. Testicles are important. They play a key role in clitoral stimulation when my legs are behind my ears (hoping not to knock off my wig). It hurts the hamstrings but I buck up and take it like a champ, because that’s my job. So, all in all, I wouldn’t engage in sexual activity with him in particular, but he’s nice to look at it!! I love the athletic type! Reminds me of my youngin’ years when I rode like a cowgirl… YEEEEHAW!!!!!!

    • Nancy Droz Marsden
      August 24, 2016 at 11:36 pm

      Silly ole’ me! I didn’t have my glasses on and typed the wrong email. Senior citizens, we try our best!

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