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Poontang Plow Spent All Day Messaging Us And Leaving Voicemails Threatening To Kill Our Mom, Rip Out Her Uterus, And Other Happy Thoughts

 

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Yesterday we published a blog about some poontang plow who made fun of people’s crotch fruits by saying they look like they have down syndrome, after mocking her plow guy for doing a “down syndrome trapezoid” in her driveway.

Shortly afterwards she messaged the page (the entire thread is screenshotted below) and left us a collection of voicemails telling us (not sure who exactly she thinks she’s speaking to) she’s going rape our mother in front of us, then kill her, hide the body, rip out her uterus, show up at our house with her state trooper uncle, and a variety of other lovely thoughts.

The messages are even crazier if you can get through them all.

 

Welcome to a day in the life of Turtleboy. Turns out she lives in Stoughton and we have called the police to alert them that a woman sending us pictures of guns is threatening to stick knives up grandma’s stench trench.

Obviously this woman is mentally unbalanced, and who knows if she’s actually dangerous or just some lunatic with a keyboard. Either way, I hope the SPD does a wellness check to find out. When you threaten us, I don’t care if you’re fucking around or not, we will call the cops on you. I have zero problem being a snitch. I embrace it because I am an adult. We will see if she’ll come on the live show tonight. Stay tuned.

 

 

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65 Comment(s)
  • hahhhh
    December 11, 2019 at 3:16 pm

    omg this couldn’t be anymore satisfying. look at this borckton gutter muppet. this chick is insane!! She used to send my ex naked pictures of herself all the time. attention seeking whore. she had zero interest in fucking him and she always said that. there is an absolutely crazy message feed like 200 lines long from a summer ago where she went nuts on some guy percy. i’ll have to find it.

    • SitOnMyFaceNow
      April 7, 2020 at 12:44 am

      Shut da fuck up. She is very nice piece of ass and I want to book up a steamy session with her .A great big well used nymphomaniac pussy is a terrible thing to waste.

  • Who you who me
    December 11, 2019 at 1:29 pm

    Sit on my face with that big booty so I can gets to nose you!

  • don
    December 11, 2019 at 12:32 pm

    holy shit i just lost many brain cells reading her rants

  • Paul
    December 11, 2019 at 11:55 am

    It seems like every wacko on the planet. Has a uncle who is a state cop?

  • Please be careful of my rotator cuff
    December 11, 2019 at 11:22 am

    I don’t know what the big deal is, she seems like a real lovely person

  • Grammie
    December 11, 2019 at 11:01 am

    Oh, my, Grammie is speechless.
    Pity the ER staff, the social workers, the cops and all the other people who have to deal with this. Oh, yeah, schizophrenia: from the Greek… which means: hide the kids, hide the wife, run uncle TB!

  • AngryWhiteDad
    December 11, 2019 at 10:18 am

    I’m quite surprised at the number of dudes in these comments mentioning that they would bang this wannabe ghetto queen. Her fatness puts me off to begin with and then her mouth is just too extremely ghetto and psychopathic. My preference for skinny junkies with face sores prevents me from truly enjoying this article.

    Mr. Turtle, you are either extremely brave/alpha, or dumb as a bag of rocks for antagonizing this psychopath. But, as you have proven time and time again, these gutter scum are all talk. Although it must be absolutely impossible to not engage/enrage this Google Trophy Olympiad, this one gives me a bad feeling in my gut. She literally does not give a fuck based on her texts and voice mails. Make no mistake, she (and any hombres that listen to her) has the potential to cause major problems in your life. Be careful. Calling the cops on her isn’t “snitching” – it was done in order to protect you and your family from this bad ass bitch. You’d get a pass in prison due to the threat of harm to children.

    • dudes
      December 11, 2019 at 10:50 am

      Those dudes wanting to do her are either: 13 year old boys or indolent and immature men acting like 13 year old boys.

    • HornyMofo
      April 7, 2020 at 12:26 am

      WhenI l listen to her, she is better than most dominatrix I have had so far.
      She give me a hard on better than I ever had. I want to go to Brockton and try and find her. This bitch will give me the best orgasm I have ever had.

  • Captain Trips
    December 11, 2019 at 8:46 am

    Bitch should using some of that cash for a Jenny Craig membership

  • ncfoothillbilly
    December 11, 2019 at 8:21 am

    All of that over a trapezoid? Jeez, what if it had been an isosceles triangle or a rhombus? She might have lost her shit, then.

    • Schandhillbilly
      December 11, 2019 at 2:02 pm

      That’s so funny You should be a comedian and become rich and famous

  • Odie McCracken
    December 11, 2019 at 8:15 am

    That cunt ain’t no fucking Italian. She’s a ratchet hispanic, I am guessing an islander. Her craziness is common to hispanics; see the fucking Woosta cunt that’s in jail -Loryanna (?). These two cunts have the exact same M.O.

  • Turd Reversalist
    December 11, 2019 at 4:11 am

    The passion and fire in her voice makes me hard.
    Definite candidate for getting tooled in the dumper for so many reasons.
    I’m thinking her uncle beat me to the starfish, though.

  • Abigail, what in the wide world of Webster's Dictionary was that?
    December 11, 2019 at 3:58 am

    The word is “schizophrenic”. I double checked with Me, Myself and I.
    You could simply call someone schizoid, which makes for easier spelling.

  • Earth to Zuckerberg and Sandberg
    December 11, 2019 at 12:28 am

    I thought Facebook was filtering out all the angry, hateful, and threatening stuff. Where are Zuckerberg and Sandberg when you need them?

    Or is this woman a member of some protected group or class that FB allows to misbehave?

  • Couch Fart
    December 10, 2019 at 9:56 pm

    Her parents did such a wonderful job raising such a fine polite upstanding hard-working tax paying citizen …she’s a peach

  • Judge dread
    December 10, 2019 at 9:54 pm

    Looks like a short barrel shotgun she is in possession of; I think the tip line needs to be called.

    Between like the 2-3 minute delays of her messaging uncle she was probably snorting mad lines of uppers and doing shots of shitty brandy.

  • TaxedMaxForRachets
    December 10, 2019 at 8:39 pm

    With all that relentless messaging, when does she find time to go to work?!

    Oh…….right. I’m paying for her life.

    • Taxpayer
      December 10, 2019 at 10:39 pm

      Work……lol

  • Finn
    December 10, 2019 at 8:35 pm

    I hope the wellness check finds her unwell. Preferably lips blue and choking on her own vomit.

    Get Fucked,
    Finn

  • Bon voyage you crackhead Brockton won't miss you
    December 10, 2019 at 8:27 pm

    I keep telling you guys Brockton is actually expensive now. I believe she’s from here and probably got pushed over to stoughton when the rents went sky high. We have a ratchet exodus taking place for the last 5 years. Rents doubled and section 8 will not reimburse at these rates plus all the major apartments stopped taking it. Good luck small towns the shit wave is coming.

  • Fuck Pig
    December 10, 2019 at 8:20 pm

    This was FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

  • Kenny Bania
    December 10, 2019 at 8:20 pm

    This whole blog…

    “That’s Gold Jerry. Gold.”

  • Maggie the Cat
    December 10, 2019 at 8:06 pm

    What a fascinating debate, and a fabulous social commentary as well! Congrats to all involved.

  • Natasha
    December 10, 2019 at 7:40 pm

    She’s going to your horse!!! Alert the neighbors!

  • Startled Pancake
    December 10, 2019 at 7:39 pm

    Real Mafia dudes don’t fuck with children, only the punkasses trying to make a name as crazy.

    If that were the case, her Uncle got a icepick in the back of his head and left in a freezer car.

  • ChipChipperson
    December 10, 2019 at 7:36 pm

    She’s manically smiling in that pic she keeps sending because someone’s holding a bloody ham just off camera.

  • Corinth Arkadin
    December 10, 2019 at 7:34 pm

    “sorry wrong pic”

    The funniest part. You should have just replied with LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL after every threat.

    Rape on the brain with this one. Fucking weird.

  • Gone Girl
    December 10, 2019 at 7:29 pm

    The ATF would love to hear about her saw-offed shotgun which is an illegal S.B.R ( short barrel rifle )

  • Sprinkle Pig
    December 10, 2019 at 7:23 pm

    Jesus this woman has issues. It must be nice having both the mob and the state troopers in your corner. However it seems like now a days they are one in the same. However I’m sure not a thing she said is true anyways. What a disgusting waste of life. Another reason I don’t tell people I was born and raised in Brockton anymore and couldn’t be happier I live in Raynham. Although she claims she’s from Brockton but really lives in Stoughton. Hmmmm just pretending to be tough I guess. However claiming you’re from somewhere to act tough never made any sense to me. Either way this has potential to be a great ratchet. Maybe they’ll be more to come. Lol

  • Lee Ho
    December 10, 2019 at 7:14 pm

    What will she discuss next?

    Messages From The Preserved Head of Josef Mengele?

    Very disturbed individual.

  • Tim
    December 10, 2019 at 7:04 pm

    Bat shit crazy doesn’t even begin to describe this one.

  • Mr. Bubba
    December 10, 2019 at 6:52 pm

    Mamma Mia!! The mouth on this young lady!

  • whatevuh
    December 10, 2019 at 6:38 pm

    and they wonder why we hate them . . . embracing my white privilege

  • Wanker Mcfadden
    December 10, 2019 at 6:22 pm

    Holy Mother of ratchetness!! I almost lost it when he said you must get your lawn plowed often.

    • Don’t poke the turtle or he might RAT
      December 10, 2019 at 6:30 pm

      We had me until you started talking about snitching and embracing it and shit The fuck you mean you called the police bro are you really scared of a girl
      Don’t poke the turtle or he might rat on you…. wtf type shit is this are used to enjoy reading the material until you start talking about Snitchin and shit are you that much of a pussy that you’re scared of a girl ?

      • Finn
        December 10, 2019 at 8:30 pm

        Snitching is done for gain — a lighter sentence, $$, or just to make yourself look good. Reporting threats to the police is just smart. Why the *fuck* wouldn’t you protect your family from a psycho-path. If you have kids – you’re the shittiest parent I’ve ever heard of.

        Douche.

        Get Fucked,
        Finn

        • TURTLE RAT BITCH
          December 12, 2019 at 9:59 am

          Bro Snitchin a snitch and I don’t care if you get some kind of benefit or not later sense or not means nothing if you write your rat and anybody that knows and lives by that cold nose snitching snitching it doesn’t Bro snitch and a snitch and I don’t care if you get some kind of benefit or not later sense or not means nothing if you right you right and anybody that knows and lives by that code knows snitching snitching it doesn’t matter and no I don’t have any kids i’m just a washed up teacher that couldn’t keep his job got fired so I started a blog to pray on women and minorities for my own beneficial gain and eventually the only psychopath that writes these articles going to get his head broken in bet if I found out I had cancer tomorrow morning you can bet your ass that I’m taking him with me 100% so you can’t protect yourself from a psychopath that has nothing to live for LOL so he should be careful for somebody that has nothing to live especially the drug addicts he prays on somebody comes down with the bug or something and they’re going to die anyways why not take some scumbag with you and make it a better place just saying if I was him I would be careful

          • I see dumb people... Everywhere
            December 12, 2019 at 3:13 pm

            WTF.. Do we have a ratchet linguist here that can translate this From Ratchet to English please !?!?! What have you been smoking bro… Anyone else think tbis hag has uterus envy?? I think its a he\she and is in desperate want of a uterus as it seems to want to steal everyone else’s … WTF

  • Who Flung Cum
    December 10, 2019 at 6:12 pm

    Despite the dead arm & filthy mouth, still would…

    • WeRFucked
      December 10, 2019 at 8:24 pm

      Me too. The nips in that picture… NICEEEEE.

      • Gross!
        December 11, 2019 at 9:58 am

        Oh, hell no!!! First, as soon as that fat pig drops her titty sling, those nipples are pointing right at her fat feet. Also, that obese bitch is riddled with fucking cottage cheese all over. Hard fucking pass right there.

        • Who Flung Cum
          December 11, 2019 at 9:32 pm

          @Gross!- I stand by my comment. I’d park my bicycle in that airplane hanger anytime.

  • Kim
    December 10, 2019 at 6:03 pm

    Its actually schizophrenic….just sayin.

  • Liawatha
    December 10, 2019 at 6:00 pm

    I admire Adrianna’s plucky attitude and rapier wit.

    • Liawatha
      December 10, 2019 at 6:11 pm

      The Turtleboy has certainly met his match.

  • The angry taint
    December 10, 2019 at 5:47 pm

    She could definitely get a job writing inspirational cards for Hallmark. also……would….lol

  • Puddintaine
    December 10, 2019 at 5:42 pm

    Not seen in the harness pic is the two little people with ropes holding up the “fun bags”

  • Rochambeau
    December 10, 2019 at 5:32 pm

    This was very uncharacteristic for Abi. When those ratchets are looking at the business end of IBS, they’ll stop talking!

    • Y
      December 10, 2019 at 6:24 pm

      Unc. may have published the article, but I bet Bristol was Abi – Bristol loves to use the word abject.

  • Overtime Scandal
    December 10, 2019 at 5:08 pm

    My uncle will collect overtime as he bests your head in.

  • Jack Elam
    December 10, 2019 at 4:53 pm

    This is the second story about her. I’m dying to know who the Statie is. just dying to know….

    • ANGRY GIANT
      December 10, 2019 at 5:31 pm

      One uncle is a statie, one uncle is in the Mafia, if there was such a thing. Quality family time is a wonderful thing!

      • ANGRY GIANT
        December 10, 2019 at 7:02 pm

        Could it be that the statie and the mobster references are really pointing to just one man?

  • Bella Romanum
    December 10, 2019 at 4:50 pm

    Do you ever speak to well adjusted, pleasant, productive members of society?

    That person is the best argument for late term abortion ever documented.

  • Nellz
    December 10, 2019 at 4:45 pm

    This is fucking tremendous…

  • David Bowie
    December 10, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    Are those her tits or her arm
    In a sling I can’t tell

    • Gutter Trump
      December 11, 2019 at 7:59 pm

      I had the same sling, she must have just had rotator cuff surgery. Which means she is also all fucked up on oxy. Thats why she keeps taking about it
      Luckily my doctor used this new thing that shoots anesthesia into the wound directly so that I didn’t catch that Disease going around

  • ow my balls
    December 10, 2019 at 4:35 pm

    Ace, I feel bad for your cornhole. Do your farts make a sound any more, or do they just whisper like the wind through the grand canyon?

  • Ace
    December 10, 2019 at 4:28 pm

    Turtle boy, I feel bad for your children. Imagine growing up knowing your father this is kind of an idiot, Thinking what he’s doing is normal.

    • King
      December 11, 2019 at 3:26 am

      Ace, I feel bad for your mama, I didn’t feel like paying for her Uber, so she was to walk home in the snow.

  • Bill Clinton
    December 10, 2019 at 4:23 pm

    Nice tits, I would for sure.

  • Derp!
    December 10, 2019 at 4:22 pm

    When will the ratchets realize that if they don’t poke the turtle again; the story just dies.

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