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Print Out This Turtleboy Ticket And Give It To Everyone You Know To Take Back Your City Tomorrow

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Tomorrow’s the big day. The Revolution will take place at the ballot boxes. The corrupt and powerful machine and their establishment will be out in full force to protect the gravy train they’ve been building up for decades now. It is up to you as the voter to take your city back from them. Under their watch we have seen Worcester fall victim to gang violence, Booneghazi, and the plague known as Tracy Novick.

And the only surefire way to take your city back is to vote for the Turtleboy Ticket and ONLY the Turtleboy Ticket. This is known as bullet voting. Although you have the option to vote for 6, we urge you not to. For instance. Rob Sargent is in a fight for the sixth spot on the council. If you vote for him AND Juan Gomez, or him AND Matt Wally, or him AND Kyrstian King, it negates out the vote for Sargent, since realistically only one of them can get on the council. Mike Gaffney, Konnie Lukes, and Brian O’Connell will win tomorrow to get on the City Council and School Committee. But the other three need every vote they can get. Spread the word. Bullet vote Turtle.

Seriously, print this out and give it to everyone you know. Turtleboy Ticket is the way to freedom and liberty in Worcester. It’s the way we take back our city from the people who disrespect police, ruin our schools, and refuse to make things better by denying that any problems exist.
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We appreciate you voting the Turtleboy Ticket, but we ask you go to a couple steps further and share this with five people each. There’s a lot of people who don’t go on the Internet and think Turtleboy is just a strange statue downtown. Let them know about why this election is so important. They are expecting near record turnout tomorrow. Let’s see what the Turtleboy Sports Revolution can do.

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26 Comment(s)
  • Here's to the Physchopathic Perverted Deviant
    November 4, 2015 at 1:14 am

    Dear widdle wiffy Jiffy. Fuck you. Signed – Normal people.

  • Spurts you win
    November 4, 2015 at 12:18 am

    *few* not new

  • Spurts you win
    November 4, 2015 at 12:17 am

    Fucking same assholes get re-elected. Very new AND NEEDED fresh faces. Fuck this!

  • Spurts you win
    November 4, 2015 at 12:15 am

    You can have this dump of a city. I’m fucking out of here.

  • Gronkmonster
    November 4, 2015 at 12:05 am

    Dont worry Jeffy Spurts Neal plenty have left Woo and even more will now..I am about 1.5 years out on leaving this place I called home for 40 years..Can not leave this dump quick enough..I am done having my tax dollars given to things like the Mosaic and black lives matter ass clowns

    Good news for you is good tax paying people are leaving in droves and you will be here with all those poor victims of police brutality and hyper tensioniers ..A white guilter like yourself will finally be in heaven !!

  • D-day
    November 2, 2015 at 11:19 pm

    Don’t forget your promise to move out of the city when the ol’ Gaffer doesn’t get elected mayor.

  • stinkfinger
    November 2, 2015 at 6:43 pm

    I’d vote, but to be honest, I just don’t give a shit.

    • TurtleBoySpurts
      November 3, 2015 at 12:28 pm

      Thanks for the tip. I just voted for you. Go, Joe Petty!

      • Wabbitt
        wabbitt
        November 3, 2015 at 6:42 pm

        Cool. So you don’t live in the city but you voted? Go fraud!

        • TurtleBoySpurts
          November 3, 2015 at 7:13 pm

          Hahaha… You can always at least one moron to take the bait. Hook, line and sinker, baby! Hey, look on the bright side, people way smarter than you have been caught looking foolish because they were unable to recognize satire when confronted with it. I suppose you’ll try to blame me when Mikey Gaffe fails to deliver.

  • JayC
    November 2, 2015 at 5:08 pm

    People, if you let the useless political hacks that answer to Comrade Jim McGovern and race baiting “community organizations” stay in control, you get the government you deserve.

  • judy b
    November 2, 2015 at 2:52 pm

    Don’t forget to enlighten folks you know who don’t have transportation and give them a ride to the polls.

  • Haha
    November 2, 2015 at 2:26 pm

    Says it’s time to vote change, endorses the longest standing councilor. Yup, makes sense.

    Says it’s time to get those that ruined our schools out of office, endorses the person that was not only the mayor when Boone was hired but the very mayor that presented her as a candidate. Yup, TB knows exactly what’s best.

    • Wormtown Refugee
      November 3, 2015 at 8:11 am

      Yup, Jim McGovern, Joe Petty and Eddie Augustus are the best damn thing that ever happened to Worcester. Good point. Just look at downtown, the streets and schools, the Common, the public library homeless shelter, the parks, etc.

      Sure, all sheeple: close your eyes and brains, and blindly vote for your D Machine Masters. Excellent plan.

      By the way, where are all those t-shirts, stickers and slogans they marketed when I last lived in Worcester? You know, the classic one : “Worcester, Paris of the ’90s” ?

      • Haha
        November 3, 2015 at 8:21 am

        “Just look at downtown, the streets and schools, the Common, the public library homeless shelter, the parks, etc. ”

        So, at what point in Worcester history were those things not true? When were the Worcester public schools not total crap compares to any community around it? When have there been no homeless running around the city, inconveniencing your view? Never. It has always been and always will be as long as the city is populated with people. But, it’s all Petty’s fault cause TB says so. And you talk about sheeple…

        • Finnish Goalie
          November 3, 2015 at 9:05 am

          Sheeple really is one of those cherished buzzwords of any internet discussion, isn’t it?

          • Haha
            November 3, 2015 at 10:36 am

            I honestly hate the word, it’s a cop-out in an argument. Truth is, its a natural instinct of people to “herd” like that. And it happens on all sides of every issue. But, if someone is going to use it as a blanket term for their opposition I will be there to make sure the original user knows they are just as guilty.

        • Skeptical
          November 3, 2015 at 11:36 am

          Actually I have to disagree with that one.

          I am a townie, born and raised in Worcester. I was born at the old Saint Vincent’s that just got torn down, and I was conceived in this very city back when WCIS was still here. My Worcester credentials more than check out.

          When I was growing up, I remember the city being very different. Less homeless people begging for money, streets were much safer. I remember *every* kid went trick or treating. The turnout has reduced every year since the late 2000s. People don’t feel as safe walking around near Elm Park or on Park Ave at night.

          I live in a nice area, but the gang violence encroaches even in my territory, which was unthinkable 20 years ago.

          The idea that this city “has always been this way” is not only untenable, it is dishonest. It isn’t true. Downtown was more vibrant when I was younger, even the Worcester Outlets were surviving, and Greendale Mall thrived. Showcase North Cinemas was the place to go, now it is basically a ghost town.

          Kids were not punks like they are now, in school or out in public. Things have changed, don’t deny it.

          • Haha
            November 3, 2015 at 12:17 pm

            You are making an argument based on perception. Judging by your use of Showcase North and the Fashion Outlets, I think it is safe to say we are of similar age. But, it sounds like we grew up in separate areas of the city. I grew up in the Columbus Park/Maywood St area. I saw similar violence, gang activity, crime that other areas are seeing now all through my childhood. Every school year, the gangs spilled out of lakeside and torched the hill behind Columbus park school. Every year for about 6 years they did this (not too sure why it stopped when it did, maybe someone finally got arrested or they got bored and moved on to something else). I used to hang out at Skylight every weekend, and there most certainly was gang activity while I was there. I had to stop going after someone flashed a gun to me cause I hit on the wrong girl. Downtown had more businesses, but the same savory characters still hung around there. Fast-forward to today, I feel just as safe then as I do now. There were certain areas you didn’t go into at night then, and they are pretty much the same ones I’d be cautious in now.

            PS, Showcase North was killed by their own company, not any sort of change in the city. The place was still popular till Showcase opened the one in Millbury. That’s what killed that theater.

          • Haha
            November 3, 2015 at 12:18 pm

            Also, I know I countered with a perception argument. I only wanted to show the difference, I don’t mean it to be proof you are wrong.

          • November 4, 2015 at 12:53 am

            Skeptical is the only intelligent person on this site.

          • Skeptical
            November 4, 2015 at 10:22 am

            If you are reading this Haha, I appreciate your insight, but don’t think I am any stranger to the “bad” areas. My old man grew up in the old Lincoln Village ghetto, the things he’s witnessed I was pretty shocked to hear, based on what an awesome person he has become.

            You may be right that problems always existed, this is true. But it has spread, gotten larger and worse. I went to Skylight as well, maybe we brushed elbows and never noticed. My cousin is still heavily involved in drugs and gangs, and while everything you say is true, because I was either there for it or heard about it, it is more widespread than it ever was.

            Greendale was not killed by other malls. The outlets weren’t killed by other malls, the city killed it. We all know that. There’s nothing Solomon Pond can offer that Greendale couldn’t if invested in.

            I don’t want to reveal much about myself in a forum like this, but I grew up Tivnan field side of the city, and know the Regatta deli family very well. We never thought gang violence would come over here and it has. It is bigger and badder than it ever was. I also hope people notice when I make my harsh criticisms of TBS, I am loyal to nothing but the truth, impartiality, and my city.

        • Rumpis
          November 3, 2015 at 7:46 pm

          It may not initially been his fault, however it is currently Petty’s fault because he is continuing to allow it to happen….I was just downtown today and noticed all of Worcester finest in the Common, trying to out run the police who caught them shooting up heroin at 9:30 am … it was disturbing.

          And the poor Worcester Police, they work so damn hard and make so little for the crap they put up with daily…

  • LoveToTeach
    November 2, 2015 at 12:54 pm

    It’s time to vote for a change in Worcester. The time is NOW. Great idea to bullet vote. Thanks.

  • Finnish Goalie
    November 2, 2015 at 12:04 pm

    Um, do you have a printer friendly option?

    • Wtf
      November 2, 2015 at 12:49 pm

      Here – cut and paste into a word doc then print:

      Mayor – M Gaffney

      City council –
      K Lukes
      R Sargent
      M Gaffney
      C Nguyen (district 1)
      J Kostas (district 4)

      School –
      B O’Connell
      D Colorio
      N D’andrea

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