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Is The Jeff Bauman Baby The Biggest F You A Person Can Possibly Give To Dzokhar Tsarnaev?
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook NESN: More than a year after the attack, Boston Marathon bombing survivor Jeff Bauman became the…
Upstate New York World Cup Broadcast Interrupted By Tornado Warnings So People Naturally Threaten To Kill Them
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook A New York station’s interruption cut into the final six minutes of Sunday’s game. Some World…
Seven Year Old Wants To Be a Princess, Dad Makes Land Claim In North Sudan And Seeks UN Recognition
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Jeremiah Heaton was playing with his daughter in their Abingdon, Va., home last winter when…
T.J. Maxx Moron Employee Kicks Out Boston Bombing Survivor Because Of Service Dog
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook They can’t blame this one on the dog. The manager of New Hampshire T.J. Maxx…
North Koreans Have Been Told That NK Is In World Cup Final Against Portugal, Has Facialized USA And Japan
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook A video has appeared online apparently showing North Korea’s state controlled media telling their football…
Obama’s Martha’s Vineyard Vacation Just Brought Out America’s Finest On Facebook
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook So President Obama is about to go on his annual vacation to Martha’s Vineyard. People on both…
Local Quincy Drunk Jumps In Shark Tank At Boston Aquarium, Is Pretty Much Greatest Person Ever
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Charlestown Patch: The 1970s New England Aquarium commercial famously promised the aquarium could show you how to…
I Have Come To Respect LeBron James For Taking A Steamy Dump On Miami Heat Fans And Returning To Cleveland
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Unless you were stuck in a hole today then by now you know that LeBron James…
People Who Sing Sweet Caroline While The Red Sox Are Losing Are The Worst People On Earth
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook So the other day Mrs. Turtleboy and I got to watch our first Boston Red Sox game…
Here Are The Best Reactions To Brazil Getting Emasculated By Germany 7-1 In World Cup Semifinals
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook The 7-1 facializing that Germany just gave Brazil gives me new hope for soccer. Why? Because no one saw…
Guaranteed World Cup Predictions – Anne Frank Gets Revenge
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook So the World Cup tournament is almost over. Ratings in the USA plummeted after the…
Dumb Feminist Says That Landon Donovan Isn’t All Time US Goal Scoring Leader Because He Is a Man
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Fat Bastard Andrew Rector Who Fell Asleep At Yankees Red Sox Game Is Suing MLB, John Kruk For Bullying
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook One New York Yankees fan hopes that suing for snoozing will work out in his…
Winning World Cup Teams Flop More According To A WSJ Study, Because Why Wouldn’t They?
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook The Wall Street Journal of all news sources, recently did a fantastic study about flopping…
John Lackey: Stop Whining About Nelson Cruz Juicing His Face Off And Strike Him Out Instead Of Giving Up Another HR
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook So the Boston Red Sox continued their never-ending quest for mediocrity in 2014 by getting a…
Today Is the 25th Anniversary of Seinfeld 1st Episode, So Here’s The Top 20 Minor Characters From Seinfeld
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Believe it or not the first episode of Seinfeld was 25 years ago – July 5th,…
John Farrell Is Reason Boston Red Sox Have Hit Rock Bottom, But They Could Still Win Awful AL East
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Going into the Boston Red Sox three game series with the Chicago Cubs, I told myself that this was…
Boston Red Sox Fans Ogling Derek Jeter At All Star Game For Being a Class Act Are The Worst
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook I’ve never really minded Derek Jeter. I mean, in the end he turned out to…
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