Providence’s Manbun McGee And Douglas’ Earlobe Sanchez Selling Food Stamps On Facebook Despite Flashing Hundred Dollar Bills And Being Able Bodied Adults
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Meet Anthony Marcello of Providence, and his boo Stacey Peno from Douglas, MA:
As you can see, this guy with the “I have court on Tuesday” chinstrap, and his pounding partner whose earlobes the neighborhood children use as a soccer goal, are madly in love. And they like to make out. A lot!!
It doesn’t matter if he’s culturally appropriating black folks with the corn rows, or artsy shitheads with the manbun – Stacy Peno is getting some of that sweet Providence saliva anyway she can get it.
As you can see, Anthony is obviously a real winner
And he ALWAYS stays fresh to def. A true baller:
A master of the duckface
He’s “addicted” to Benjamins:
He’s a big fan of taking selfies with his favorite empty bottle of ghettofabulous liquor:
He likes to get dressed up as Curious George’s adopted father with jorts and bedsheet curtains:
And despite the fact that he’s clearly stacked to the brim with chedda, he still rides the bus with the common folk:
Anyway, you’d expect someone who was dominating life this much to be able to care for themselves. But apparently these two able bodied adults are on food stamps. And we actually give them so much money in food stamps that they’re selling their surplus:
Oh good, more taxpayer money well spent. But I was told that food stamp abuse was a myth thrown at us by alt-right fake news media. Weird.
The best part about these idiots is that they clearly have no idea that what they’re doing is illegal. They share it on Facebook with zero shame. Why shouldn’t they? Do you think they’ve ever spent one moment thinking about who pays for the EBT points on their card? Why would they? It’s the magic government fairy obviously. And once the government fairy gives you prizes, you are free to do what you please with those prizes. Free country yo!!
It’s just so frustrating when you see this shit because the rest of us are working our ass off all day and paying for these junkie slugs to suck off the system. I have zero problem with my tax dollars going towards programs that help the disabled, the mentally impaired, the elderly, etc. Ya know, people who through no fault of their own need expensive services that they wouldn’t be able to pay for out of pocket.
But why the hell would two able bodied adults EVER be given government assistance? I just don’t understand how that’s possible. Unless of course our system is broken, in which case some simple tweaking could significantly cut down on some of these trashbags sucking off the taxpayer titteroos.
Nah, Jim McGovern and crew wouldn’t want that because it’s “poor shaming.” This particular blog could even be considered racist since Anthony Marcello self identifies as black (note the comments on the right):
Which allows him to use the n word, so long as he censors himself:
Somehow they can afford to take care of a puppy:
But we still give them more food stamps than they need. Then they sell the excess for heroin money, so basically the state is now funding the opiate epidemic through lack of oversight.
Anthony also has plenty of money for Jordans:
But as you can see from Stacy’s comment on this picture, he has a tendency to sell everything he owns.
Not sure what for though. LOL. Just kidding, everyone knows he’s selling them for drug money. He’s even got a Letgo page where he pawns pretty much everything he sees in the drug infested hellhole he calls home:
Yup, that’s right – he also reproduced and he’s selling his daughter’s car too. For $25.
Just remember this the next time someone tells you that food stamp abuse is rare. It’s not. And it’s an easy fix if politicians aren’t too gutless to do something about. If you don’t live with kids, have two legs and two arms that function, and you’re under the age of 60, you don’t get food stamps. End of story. Here’s the link for reporting EBT fraud in Massachusetts, and here’s a link for doing the same in Rhode Island.
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