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Pugly Duckling Trashes Restaurant Online Because She Faked An Allergy And Got Onions On Her Burger – Owner Blasts Back Because Pugsly Was A Snizz From The Start

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You ever read something stupid online and you already have an idea of what the person looked like who wrote it?
We always have the dog filter ratchets writing advice on how to fight DCF.

The SJW’s looking angsty with their bobbed haircuts and dark glasses.

The flat-brim hats defending their baby momma.

The lady with the “I’d like to speak with the manager haircut” bitching about their kid’s coaches.

Well, I found a new one. As soon as I read this: 
I knew she was going to look like this: 

And this….

Annnnnnd this: 

I’m just going to pause here for a moment and say that my initial thought was “Jesus, she looks like a constipated lap dog. No wonder she’s saltyAF.”

So, when these next few pictures popped up, I almost choked on MY sandwich. 

Anyways, back to the issue at hand. Some people are just destined for altercations. Especially ones who resemble Grumpy Cat.

Let’s discuss why Janet is a miserable bitch who goes to places just to complain. Shall we?

One of my kids has allergies. Peanuts will kill her. So, I’m very well aware of how hard I have to emphasize the importance of death when we go out to eat. Peanut allergies are pretty common these days. Being allergic to onions is one of the most rare conditions you can find. Onions are also found in a vast majority of all-purpose seasonings and are all over a Greek pizza shop. Janet, if she actually had the allergy, would have avoided this place like the plague.

Janet just said “no onions” because she didn’t like onions. Janet didn’t check for onions on her burger – she took a bite. Instead of going in to anaphylactic shock, she called Easy Pie up and began to pelt them with profanities. When she still wasn’t in anaphylactic shock, she left then a nasty review online.


She just have been half-dead with an Epi Pen hanging out of her thigh, gasping for air, when she went to Everything Holbrook to spew her outrage.


What Janet didn’t see coming was that the owner of the place would start blasting her right back pooping on his livelihood.

OH NO! A boycott?! I’m sure that you’ve got an entire legion of SJWs behind you. Let me guess? This is Donald Trump’s America? Thanks Donald. 

Now she’s pissed a busy restaurant was so audacious to take time to cook her food. Fuck, make up your mind what you’re pissed about.

LOL. She’s not married. She doesn’t have a single picture of her with anything but a furbaby and a grimace on her Facebook profile. In fact, even her pictures from elementary school are worthy of a meme. (Hit the comments with your meme art.)


Bitch, don’t. Just stop.

Oh, Janet didn’t stop there. When she went public with her garbage story, and the owner proved (via multiple receipts) she didn’t specify an allergy, she started deleting threads. Oh, and of course, threatened to sue for harassment.

Spiros “No Way He Be From Greece But Get That Windex” Stogiannis even pulled up all her old order to clap bak(alava.) 

Pugsly even sent her four friends to trash the restaurant as well! 

Patti actually made me LOL here. You can hear her tone saying “legal action over a sandwich” just dripping with hysterical disdain. 
Spiros is right. We have created a system of ways to trash a business without having to speak to someone face to face. People feel so entitled and angry when someone messes up our order that we feel justified in trying to cost them money.

It’s a fucked up world we live in.

There is nothing I hate more than a miserable cow, trying to crap on someone’s livelihood, just because they think they are above mistakes being made.

If you’re one of these people – stay at home and make your own damn sandwich.

14 Comment(s)
  • Shane R.
    June 24, 2017 at 12:29 am

    You guys are assholes for insulting Grump Cat. I hear Grumpy Cat is a nice cat. This fat lesbotard is a miserable pothead who probably ran out of her stash after smoking a big fat one. Probably got the munchies. Ran to Easy Pie and decided to take her Midget Wrath out on them. Nobody likes this loser. Her own family disowned it. Let’s all thank the universe that this thing can’t reproduce!

  • Allison
    June 22, 2017 at 12:52 pm

    Wow this ” lady ” eats alottt of burgers. Talk about being a petty fool ‍♀️

    • Shane R.
      June 24, 2017 at 12:31 am

      Someone needs to do a meme of it side by side with the Burger Meister Meister Burger! This fat ass needs to sew up it’s mouth and asshole for a month.

  • Esquire
    June 21, 2017 at 2:27 pm

    Are people really posting they wont go there again or are they Janet’s aka’s? I assume the latter. I think you should sue her for slander. It doesn’t take a genius Janet, take the onions off the burger next time, it really Isnt hard…

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    June 21, 2017 at 1:06 pm

    Here is what probably happened…

    She ordered her go-to meal which obviously she has ordered more than once in the past.. she went and picked it up. She brought it home and it had onions on it. She says in her posts that it was 90 degrees out. She was super hot, super hungry, and now super pissed off that she drove 15 minutes there to get her food and 15 minutes to get home only to find out it was not the way she wanted it. So what does she do? She snaps. Instead of calling the restaurant and being civil, she has turned into the hulk. That’s what happens when fatties overheat. Chubby people LOSE their shit when they are too hot. (I know, I’m one). I’m not picking on her for being a little plump, it’s just fact. “Heavy hate the heat”. It’s an old saying my grandfather used to say.

    Kudos to the business owner for defending his livelihood and not putting up with her bullshit attitude. Had she been civil, things probably would have ended up differently, but she was hangry (hungry/angry). Now she doesn’t get to ever enjoy one of her favorite meals ever again. Her loss.

    Lesson to be learned… You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar.

  • KimberlyS
    KJDS
    June 21, 2017 at 12:38 pm

    I love the guy who posted the link about onion allergies. I read it, and it turns out that there are A LOT of foods in the onion family that could trigger the allergy, and even if you were to say, “No onions”, there are probably onion/garlic/other seasonings or spices that are mixed in with the meat (a SAUSAGE and beef, in this case – yes, I looked at the menu, too – looks tasty) that could trigger a reaction.

    The link states that one of the best ways to prevent a reaction is: “Avoid eating out. You can’t be completely safe even if the server tells you that the dish doesn’t have onions. Chances are the pre-made sauces or seasonings used for the dish have onions in it.”

    This ugly woman is a liar. Also, I always told my people when I managed restaurants that if anyone was verbally abusive to them, they could walk away/hang up the phone. I wouldn’t let my people deal with that.

    I love that the owner didn’t back down 🙂

  • Dot guy
    June 21, 2017 at 12:35 pm

    Easy Pie in Braintree is great and after reading this, I want to drive there now to get a burger. The place is spotlessly clean and the employees are super nice, unlike so many eastern Massachusetts service douchebags who clearly hate their jobs, life, and the customers. Easy Pie is the opposite of that. The food is good and always made fresh. That pathetic pig needs to go back under a rock and stop embarrassing herself.

  • Wicked Woke
    June 21, 2017 at 12:31 pm

    I have never been to this restaurant, but if I’m in the area I will now make a specific point to do so because the owner seems like a great guy. As far as Fupapotamous Rex goes, shame on her for pretending to have an allergy because she doesn’t care for an ingredient. I fucking hate green peppers and avoid them like the plague BY ASKING NOT TO BE SERVED THEM. I don’t fake a flipping medical condition. People crying wolf about fake allergies put people (like my daughter who is allergic to tree nuts) at risk because when everyone claims an allergy food service workers may be less likely to take an actual allergy seriously.

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      June 23, 2017 at 2:05 pm

      Absolutely 100% true. Ever since the government mandated that restaurants have to have signs posted asking customers to inform their server about any allergies, EVERYONE is suddenly allergic to EVERYTHING.

      I’ve reached a point of calling people on their bullshit, especially when they say they’re “deathly allergic” to pickles, but order something with a sauce on it containing relish. Usually they want extra sauce, too.

      Ooh SHIT do they get pissed when you call them out!

      The other day a guy bitched that his iced coffee was supposed to be made with regular sugar, not liquid sugar. Because he’s allergic to liquid sugar.

      The liquid sugar is literally just sugar. That’s it. And he also tried saying he’s friends with the owner, which is also a common bullshit card.

  • The Executioner
    June 21, 2017 at 12:03 pm

    OMG…seriously? She needs to pick better battles or she will be dead from a heart attack within a year. There are people out there battling cancer or dealing with REAL problems. I’d hate to see how she behaves when she is confronted with a legitimate problem. Kinda sad, actually. If I was Spiro I would have just given her a referral to a mental health professional…

  • J.
    June 21, 2017 at 11:53 am

    My wife and I run our own business and this has happened a few times out of a few hundred. It’s usually the people who pay the least amount of money possible and still expect you to bend over backwards and offer them extra services. We’re in the wedding industry and you wouldn’t think it, but between bridezillas and shady vendors looking to ruin another vendor it’s pretty cut-throat. We don’t take bullshit from anyone anymore and my wife will be happy to tell you to fuck yourself if you’re acting like a petulant child.

  • Daf A Man!
    June 21, 2017 at 11:32 am

    Who the hell takes a selfie in the dentist’s chair?

  • Whateva
    June 21, 2017 at 10:57 am

    If this was about ANY other Pizza place I MAY ha believed it, but the owner of Easy Pie takes their business very seriously. In turn, their food is incredible. Support small business…their desert pizza’s are to die for. I have no affiliation with the company just a happy customer who misses living close

  • Mark D
    June 21, 2017 at 10:04 am

    She’s a disgusting human being. That is all.

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