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Putnam CT Wangsta Drug Dealer Posts About Cops Getting Killed, Immediately Calls Cops After Getting Jumped

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Here’s today’s winner of the week out of Putnam, CT.

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His name is Tim Bison, and our sources tell us he’s an All-Star drug dealer. Naturally he hates the cops:

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Straight outta Putnam yo!! We don’t fuck around down here. We got Wal-Mart and shit. Best watch out for falling prices or you might get merked!! This guy REALLY hates the cops too. How dare they enforce the law and arrest nudniks like him!! Good thing he’ll never need or ask for the cop’s assistance…..

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Oh good, he reproduced. Just what society needs.

Gee, I wonder how these people who jumped him ended up getting arrested? Because in order to be freed on bond, it means you have to be arrested first. And since Putnam gangsta Tim Bison was the only witness and the only possible person who could have alerted the cops, it means he violated his own code – he snitched. Come on bro, that’s not how a true G rolls in northeastern Connecticut!!

Oh well, like he said, he totally kicked the shit out of three guys. But four was just one too many. Time to start hitting the gym:

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Ain’t nobody want a piece of those 10 pound weights and blue jeans!!!

P.S. I know it’s not part of Massachusetts, but it might be time for a bone ride through Thompson, Putnam, Danielson, Plainfield, etc. People tell us there is an endless supply of material in this Godless crevice of New England.

 

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25 Comment(s)
  • whatevuh
    WHATEVUH
    November 3, 2016 at 7:25 am

    Another skinny little pussy tough guy . . . too funny ! Looks like 20lbs he’s curling there, my grandmother can curl more than that

  • Very Fishy
    November 3, 2016 at 6:26 am

    Where was this big time drug dealers security team? Why didn’t he have an AK-47 next to his bed?

  • Rk
    November 3, 2016 at 12:28 am

    Every exit off 395 heading south of (and including) Webster leads to a shithole. Just depressing and isolated dumps.

    • Independent Thinker
      November 3, 2016 at 8:50 am

      The towns west of the Connecticut River are actually quite nice. The cities are the pits! That’s because the state allowed the gangs and drug dealers to take them over. Hartford, the capital, is the worst.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    November 2, 2016 at 9:29 pm

    Sorry, CT is NOT part of New England.

    • whatevuh
      WHATEVUH
      November 3, 2016 at 7:10 am

      You flunked geography didn’t you? What Walmart University did you graduate from?

      New England is comprised of six states: Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Rhode Island and Vermont

  • bobbielee
    November 2, 2016 at 7:56 pm

    People need to get there facts straight before saying things tims charge was disorderly conduct not drugs n he wasn’t the only witness to the crime on our home as I am the one who called the cops for theses 4 breaking into my home n fighting right next to where my daughter sleeps funny how people can just make up shit about people time a drug dealer but the guys who broke into my home had drugs on them when they were arrested get ur facts straight

    • Captain Insano
      November 2, 2016 at 9:04 pm

      Yo, check out these other characters that can be found on a keyboard….,,,,,,,, !!!!!!!????????????”””””””’
      Don’t cost a dime to use them either……

    • Lou P
      November 2, 2016 at 9:23 pm

      white trash attracts more white trash

    • GFY
      November 2, 2016 at 10:02 pm

      My favorite part of TB is when they come on here and try to defend one of their low life buddies. I pray for it every time TB’s bright light of shame is shined upon another Facebook fucktard.

      • Dark Knight's Wife
        November 3, 2016 at 8:25 am

        The girl is not his buddy, she is his girlfriend. The thought of her making out with him with those fucked up rotten teeth makes my stomach turn.

    • Batman
      November 3, 2016 at 7:39 am

      Curious, what did they break into your house for?

    • Batman
      November 3, 2016 at 7:46 am

      Whoa, wait. I missed the part where you said “time a drug dealer”. Did you happen to mean that “Tim’s a drug dealer”? If that’s the case, you should probably be just as concerned and call the cops again for having a drug dealer sleeping next to where your daughter sleeps.

    • Dark Knight's Wife
      November 3, 2016 at 8:27 am

      I think the real question we should be asking you is why would you let a known convicted felon sleep in the same residence as your daughter? Seems like time to do a little self reflection there sweetheart.

  • Fatfingr Lou
    November 2, 2016 at 5:55 pm

    Of course he’s 120 lbs. He’s eating those 10″ Largemouths.

  • Scott lafontaine
    November 2, 2016 at 4:47 pm

    Who the fuck takes a selfie lifting what looks like maybe 40lbs and talks about being a badass I’m sure you deserved being jumped and after people see this I’m sure it will happen again

  • Publius
    November 2, 2016 at 4:42 pm

    Ginger Wangsta.

  • Dentist's Worst Nightmare !
    November 2, 2016 at 3:44 pm

    The choppers are scary !

  • AJ
    November 2, 2016 at 2:20 pm

    Straight outta Putnam? I think I just pissed my pants laughing. Another scrawny white kid tipping the scales at a whopping 120 pounds, making sure everyone on on social media knows how tough he is.

    “Tried to drag me down the stairs” Translation- those 4 guys threw me down the stairs.

    I can’t wait to see photos from TB’s bone ride through the tough town of Putnam.

    • Stephen Bernal
      TBO
      November 2, 2016 at 7:28 pm

      “Tried to drag me down the stairs”

      Translation — Two of them grabbed me by my tiny ankles and headed for the stairs. But then, I screamed so loud and so high pitched like a little girl that they dropped me and ran. I dabbed my eyes with a Puffs Plus with Lotion tissue gently so my mascara wouldn’t run and I called 911. Then I hit the gym.

  • Greg Kite
    November 2, 2016 at 1:46 pm

    I know this guy. He’s well known in the furry community. Loves hot sex with costumes, specifically Easter bunnies. Also, don’t make fun of those working-out jeans. He says they’re fashionable and they hide his gym boner.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    November 2, 2016 at 1:35 pm

    Look at those boney knee caps poking through his jeans. He definitely skips leg day, what a bitch! The guy looks like a complete and utter douchebag too…

    • Heroin Junkie
      November 3, 2016 at 9:18 am

      Wow some loser is having too much fun with your comment!

  • StreetSweepah
    November 2, 2016 at 1:13 pm

    Boi just gettin’ his swole on in Putnam… Gotta keep them cheeks tight for the hard pipe hitting homies in the 860… Shout out to Pyzzz Brick Oven Pizza.

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