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Last year we blogged about this Woonsocket crotch rocket who decided to shame a couple people going out to breakfast in their jammies, while assuming they’re on food stamps:

We’re not the type to toss out the racism card, but…..yea, that’s a little bit racist. Just sayin.

Mike Lanoue is a real winner.

Who then threatened to call the cops about imaginary death threats his kids were getting about that post:

Then it was revealed that he also owned a local business, which apparently just tells people they’re #1 in everything:

And finally shit hit the fan when him and his wife Eva’s Pornhub account was discovered, which showed him doing some browneye hide and go seek while his was wife was tag-teamed by the UN Security Council.

Oops!!

Well, he’s back, and this time him and his wife Eva are opening up a restaurant in town….

A new restaurant is coming to Main Street in Woonsocket, and visitors can expect some old-fashioned French-Canadian cooking with a touch of southern twang.

Eva Lanoue, owner of the Red Brick Grill at 83 Main St., is a native of Narragansett who moved to Woonsocket after marrying city native Michael Lanoue. Lanoue said she first learned to cook by watching her Italian stepmother and, later, her husband’s French-Canadian grandmother whip up the comfort specialties both cultures are known for.

“If I was at her house, we were cooking. It didn’t matter what I went there for,” she said of her husband’s grandmother.

A former Kirby Vacuum saleswoman who’s worked in and around restaurants since she was 13, but never as a chef, Lanoue said it has always been her dream to open her own place. The opportunity came earlier this year when her husband, who also works for Kirby, visited the former Vino’s space to look into potentially renting it out for an office. It was during a visit to the storefront the couple realized the space would be perfect to host a restaurant once again.

The Red Brick Grill, scheduled to open within the next few weeks, will serve homemade comfort food in a family atmosphere. The space, which includes a bar and front windows that open to the street, needed a good deal of work when Lanoue moved in, with she and Michael doing most of it themselves, but they maintained the building’s historic moulded ceiling.

“It’s just a small little restaurant where you can come in and you just feel like family,” she said.

The food will include local classics such as fish and chips, a cold cut grinder and mother-in-law approved French meat pie but also draw on Southern cooking Lanoue picked up during a stint living in Louisiana with menu items such as firecracker chicken meatballs and smothered pork chops. And, like any good Woonsocket restaurant, the Red Brick Grill will serve dynamites. Lanoue said her a party of two should be able to eat for $25 with drinks, with takeout available and discounts for members of the military.

The Red Brick Grill enters the food fray with several other well-established competitors – among them River Falls Restaurant, Main Street Cafe and Ocean Cafe Restaurant – and those are just the ones within walking distance. But Lanoue is undaunted by the competition. She thinks The Red Brick Grill will be filling a niche in the restaurant scene that has been overlooked by others.

“This is something different,” she says. “There’s not too much of what I’m doing in the city.”

Wait….what’s different about this restaurant? The fish and chips or the cold cut grinder recipe from Grandma?

Here’s the thing though – check out some of Eva’s original dishes on the Red Brick Grill’s Facebook page:

French meat pie, smothered pork chops, chicken croquettes. Man, that looks really good!! Eva sure can cook!!

Except….

Yea, she stole those images from the Google machine. In many cases she just took the first dish that came up.

Plus, I’m not so sure I’d wanna eat anything by Eva, AKA Ava Bailey, AKA Shelby Ann. Because speaking of Google images, let’s see what we find when we Google “Ava Bailey porn.” Don’t click on it!!!

You did it, didn’t you? Yea, it’s the chick from the newspaper who’s opening up the new restaurant in Woonsocket and selling a bunch of Google images to customers.

Yea, if you’re gonna be the cook at a local restaurant, you should probably make sure you scrub the Internet of all the banana fruit salad home made videos you’ve got out there. Including your Shelby Ann account, your HClips account, your new Pornhub account, and your Bangbros profile. 

Ya know, because you’re the cook. And quite frankly I don’t know what kind of grundle juices you’ve got left on your hands from the latest clunge plunge you jumped into. While you’re at it, maybe your husband Mike should close his Plenty of Fish Account, or at least tell him to stop exclusively following porn accounts on Twitter.

Look, I got nothing against porn, or adults making their own life choices. But if you’re husband’s a professional douchebag whose antics already led him to Turtleboy fame, it might be time to shut down your bootleg porn career. Especially if you’re getting mainstream media press for your new restaurant filled with images of food you found on Pinterest. Just sayin.