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Every once in a while I get a story that just makes me say “how in the ever-loving fuck did we miss these people?” This is one of those times. Heads up! You’re going to need a couple shots of hooch and a handful of Motrin to read this. So don’t go yelling at me in the comments because I didn’t warn you. Li-lil Strega of Weymouth is a shining example why ratchets should be sterilized. She’s a sage-burning witch who uses racist words all over her Facebook page. If you get a chance to go see her crazy shit – her Facebook page is straight insane gold.

Momma ratchet has a bone to pick with just about every municipal department in Weymouth. All because her kid acts like an animal in class. It’s not his fault, according to her, because he has an IEP.

Now, I won’t lie, everyone in the office stared at this post like we had just seen a car accident. Feisty, North Shore, Uncle, Deskie, and myself basically all made the same face:

Because it’s my job I’m going to try and break this down for you.

Li-Lil thinks she and her family are being bullied by the police, school system, and even her landlord because her kids are half black.

Because her son is an asshole (apple doesn’t fall far from the tree) who doesn’t want to do his work, and makes it impossible for the other children to learn, he is on a restricted school day.

Due to Momma Ratchet clearly being unstable, she has had many instances where she, herself, has been disruptive and so the Superintendent has threatened to call a social worker on her.

Li’s son, who is so unruly that he had to be isolated, has made fun of teachers, refused to do work, can’t even go to the bathroom by himself because he can’t be trusted. He isn’t allowed to socialize during lunch and is apparently overweight because the school won’t allow him to have gym. My guess is because he’s a huge liability.

She even posted this video, saying that her kid came home bruised because he was so out of hand that a Vice Principal has to restrain him. (Psssst: that’s not the administrator’s fault. Your kid, again, is an animal.)

Li blames ADHD because her son is so wild. As someone who has ADHD, I can promise you that isn’t the case. I was always the kid falling asleep in class because I wasn’t being stimulated. I was never in trouble for constantly acting like a rabid, untrained, dog.

Li also decided to give the police department a one-star rating because of all this.

Of course, Li, who shouldn’t be allowed on the Internet, posted this entire debacle on Weymouth is Everything to bring some attention to her (complete lack of parenting) cause.

It didn’t go as planned.

Carol, I’ve got to give it to you. I would have just laughed and kept going. You managed to make sense of all her crazy shit and gave her some pretty decent feedback. You’re a better woman than I.

Of course Li isn’t at fault for her kid dropping horrible racism while at school either. Even though she uses derogatory terms constantly.

Carol is right again. What you have to understand is that if you’re going up against the entire world, and they are all telling you that you’re the asshole, you might want to reconsider yourself. It’s probably you. Normal people don’t behave like this.

Li even wants us to interview her! Sorry looney, we don’t side with crazy racist slags who spent their entire day shitting on hard working people. Especially ones who can’t hold their children accountable for their poor behavior.

This woman should have her children removed from her and then be locked up in the funny farm for the rest of her days.

I feel so bad for the people who have to deal with her that it almost makes me sick. They say it takes a village – and I think the village should exile the witch.

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