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Raynham Tuna Torpedo Steals Womans Purse And Car, Immediately Drives To Liquor Store To Buy Carton Of Newports And Hennessy 

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A woman from Boston posted this video on Facebook yesterday:

Sounds like from the video that she’s watching this surveillance at another store. Naturally the first thing she did with her stolen purse and stolen vehicle was go to the liquor store. Where else? And of course when she’s there she got the breakfast of champions….

We all know what brand of cigarettes that is right? Newport 100’s of course. What else? And is there any doubt what’s in the brown bag? What else could it possibly be but the nectar of the hoodrat – Henny. Which she will almost definitely be drinking right out of the brown bag like the slugrake she is.

Of course the pack of Newports wasn’t good enough. This pump shovel wanted the whole carton:

Cheese!!

Well, this person certainly looks familiar, doesn’t she?

That would be Melissa O’Leary of Raynham

We messaged this tuna torpedo to ask if that was indeed her, but we didn’t get a response. However, Melissa O’Leary has a nice little collection of Google trophies that would seem to indicate that stealing a purse and a car and blowing as much money as possible on Newports and Henny is something that is right up her alley:

Mind you, this past crime was 11 years ago. So now she’s 37 and still up to her old tricks. Obviously she’s come a long way in the last decade. Anyway, if you know where she’s at let us know. Although I’m pretty sure the cops will find her before any of you since she’s driving around in a stolen car and she’s probably leaving a digital trail of ratchet bread crumbs wherever she goes. More importantly if you have any juicy details about her overall lifestyle and undoubtable trail of destruction she’s left behind, feel free to tell us everything. Because I guarantee someone reading this out there has somehow been wronged by this woman in the past.

20 Comment(s)
  • Anonymous
    June 23, 2019 at 8:42 am

    Worked with her at La Scala and money was constantly missing. I have 4 kids and my husband was out of work at the time, all I could work was the lunch shifts. She conned me into becoming friendly, then stole money from me. And when I called her in tears to “tell her” this horrible misfortune, she seemed shocked and appalled. I never thought that she did it until I saw this article. Wow Melissa. Drug problem or not, that’s just a f-Ed up thing to do to someone who legitimately busts their ass to support their family. How could you do that? I hope you’ve gotten really good help cause I wouldn’t know how to ever deal with doing some of the shit you have and still be okay with myself.

  • Dignity
    May 23, 2019 at 12:29 am

    I hope she got charged for stealing your sisters things. She is gross in every way. In 2004 2005 she was enjoying being the crack whore that she is and still is…smdh she thought it was cute having a baby with a married man too. Hope she gets what she deserves.

  • Man in the Yellow Hat
    April 1, 2018 at 7:30 pm

    Dose nostrils doe

  • Lissa
    April 1, 2018 at 2:37 pm

    Can’ believe you guys didn’t even mention my mixed race kid that may or may not even live with me. You guys are getting soft.

    • Jackie
      April 1, 2018 at 9:13 pm

      Listen no one cares what race you’re children are.. they probably don’t live with you and that a blessing for them.. a shitbag person like yourself doesn’t deserve to be able to have children they should have ripped your fucking ovaries out the minute your trashy ass became fertile… oh and if your kids are in your custody do them a favor and give them to someone who will properly take care of them they deserve a chance at a good life.. children don’t get to pick their parents so it’s not their fault they would up with a piece of shit birth mother like you… but hey you can think of all that locked up in the Bay ratchet ass cause that’s exactly where your going when you get pinched for being the nasty critter you are….

  • Jaclyn Butts
    March 29, 2018 at 4:00 pm

    She should be thanking the gods above im not the same person I was 5 years ago or I would have found her before the police and the outcome for her wouldn’t have been nice… my sister works hard for everything she has and for someone to come and steal her purse and brand new vehicle is absoluetly trashy and disgusting On so many levels…. and yes first stop is to the liquor store.. hood rat isn’t even the word for her… but don’t worry you trashy pig my sister will still be on top after all this and you’ll be having the time of your life in South Bay wearing them awesome jump suits eating nothing but wonder meat your entire stay.. just remember cheaters never prosper !!! And theives always get what’s coming to them!!!

    • Jaclyn
      March 29, 2018 at 4:05 pm

      And the fact they didn’t ID her for the purchase is outrageous!!!! Anything over 25$ in the state of MASSACHUSETTS it’s required to ID the person!!!!

    • Busted
      March 29, 2018 at 4:53 pm

      Gee, I wonder who downvoted this comment.

      You’re trash, Melissa. Hey, after Ruby Tuesday fires you, you can still give blowjobs on Harrison Avenue. Pimps don’t care about rap sheets, and you have no shame anyway.

  • Kanacke Hasser
    March 29, 2018 at 12:35 pm

    Well, there’s another soon to be unemployed hoodrat.

    Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday.

    • BOB
      April 17, 2018 at 8:17 am

      Hay Fuck head that’s my niece everyone is trashing. She has a drug problem and your problem is trashing other people you are the piece of shit. If you want to talk shit come visit me and try your crap with me you fucking scumb. Melissa needs help she doesn’t need your shit.

      • Jackie
        April 17, 2018 at 10:52 am

        Listen maybe your niece shouldn’t have left the program she was in before she robbed my sister and stole her truck and yes we all know she has a drug problem but let’s be serious there is way to many options for addicts and using their drug addiction as an excuse is doing nothing but enabling them to continue doing what they are doing.. and if you wanna get into the whole drug addiction thing I ran with a vicious drug habit for many many years and never once did I steal from my family or others and I didn what I did because I wanted to I would never blame the addiction I had.. and another thing I got clean and sober because I wanted too… and I’m coming up on 5 years of sobriety so preach your bullshit somewhere else buddy no one wants to hear her drug addiction is the reason why she stole my sisters purse while my sister was working then stole her vehicle then proceeded to use her credit card to purchase a handle of Henny and a carton of Newport 100s then continued to try to use my sisters card at other places.. then to top it off trashed the inside of my sisters truck with cigarettes and crack pipes.. so blow smoke up other people’s asses cause that shit isn’t working over here !!!! Your niece is just a trashy Critter and should thank the lord about I’m not the person I was 5 years ago.. but don’t worry I’ll pray for her to get better and hopefully this next stint at the Bay sets her ass straight enough to stop doing drugs and stealing from others that work hard for what they have.

  • Rick Shaw
    Rick Shaw
    March 29, 2018 at 10:14 am

    At one point, she was reasonably cute. The crack, Newport 100’s, 8,000,000,000 dicks serviced, and thousands of bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 gave her a face like a welders bench.

    • vicxh
      March 29, 2018 at 2:00 pm

      The count is up to 8,000,000,078 now and counting …

  • Real_Finn
    Finn
    March 29, 2018 at 10:04 am

    I cannot stand people that take things that don’t belong to them. If not already fired, head over to La Scala, sit in her section and don’t tip her after she serves you. Do this until she quits or gets fired.

    • Real_Finn
      Finn
      March 29, 2018 at 10:38 am

      My bad – she doesn’t work there anymore. Please don’t bother Scala. plzthnx

  • SUBLIME
    March 29, 2018 at 9:32 am

    First stop we hit was the liquor store. Its gettin herder and harder each and every year.

  • MrSparkly
    March 29, 2018 at 8:28 am

    She is the poster child of mandatory sterilization.

  • msheadkracker
    #livindalyfe
    March 29, 2018 at 12:57 am

    The damn ad with the creepy half blind girl with progeria was at the end of the article and I was expecting to read more, like eek, wtf did she fall in a fire, fuck.

    • Misfit
      March 29, 2018 at 7:55 am

      I tried not to gasp when I saw what she looks like now.

  • T-Rev.
    March 29, 2018 at 12:06 am

    This one is in dire need of some bum justice.
    Maybe I’ll head over to La Scala for some Shrimp Scampi and busted starfish before she gets picked up.

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