Revere Chick Who Tried Buying Food Stamps From Holla Akbar Is A Craigslist Hooker Who Robs Johns And Threatens To Call Immigration On Them

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Earlier today we blogged about this pubewaffle from Revere who sells other people’s food stamps on Facebook and will deliver them to your door:

Unfortunately his only taker was Nichole Marie:

Turns out her real name is Nichole Mathieson, and she’s a Craigslist hooker who trolls the site, replying to ads for discounted basket lunches, then robs and extorts the Johns. She was recently arrested for it too:

A man who reportedly came to a Nahant Avenue home to pay a woman for sex ended up being robbed by the very woman he had sought. Police found the man on the street sweating and out of breath, and reporting that he had been robbed. First, he told police that he had gone to the building to do some construction work around 1:30 p.m. on Friday, Sept. 8. He met a woman there and she instructed him to leave his tools in one room and follow her. At that point, she said she had to take a phone call and left the room.

She never came back.

The man said he found her outside in his car with his keys and his wallet and rifling through his belongings. The man forced her out of the car and a struggle ensued as he pinned her against the fence and tried to call police. She threatened to have him deported, and in the struggle, got away. However, when police continued speaking with the man, he eventually came clean (or, rather, dirty) and admitted he had been responding to a sex for a fee ad on Craigslist. There had been no construction work. He provided e-mails from the woman that indicated solicitation for a fee. However, no sex act occurred, and he had been taken.

The woman was found a short distance away and said she was walking to Dunkin’ Donuts to get coffee when the man grabbed her. However, she was walking in the wrong direction from Dunks and the story didn’t match up. She also had a passport in her possession that came from the man’s car. Nichole Mathieson, 112 Augustus St., was charged with breaking and entering a vehicle in the day for a felony, larceny over $250 and larceny under $250.

Oh snap!! This guy got Costanzaed!

If you can’t trust a Craigslist hooker from Revere then who can ya trust? And what are the odds that some Revere crotchnectar in the market for food stamps would also be a day time Craigslist prostitute? Pretty high actually.

What I don’t understand is, what kind of grown ass man gets robbed by someone like this?

She’s five foot nothing, a hundred nothing, and more than likely has trouble walking in a straight line. I love how she told him she was gonna turn his ass into immigration if he tried to resist too. Would be hilarious if this dude was illegal, and this chick specifically targets illegals because she knows they can’t do shit to her.

Seriously though, this guy was asking for it. Who gets a 1:30 PM blowjob in a run down industrial building? And what kind of Craiglist hooker works those kind of hours. Shouldn’t they be sleeping all day in preparation for their next bender? Either way, I guarantee you when she had those food stamps delivered to her house she had absolutely no intention of paying for them.

FAX!!