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Rhode Island Celebrity Doctor Who’s Been Telling Everyone The Must Lock Down And Wear A Mask Cheers On Biden Super Spread Celebrations Because Public Health “Experts” Are All Full Of Shit

 

This is Dr. Megan Ranney, who works at Rhode Island hospital and is an associate professors at Brown University.

You may recognize her from the telly as she’s frequently a guest on CBS and other channels, and has been telling you to stay home while humble bragging about what a hero she is.

She frequently shits on people who wanna gather in groups and protest unconstitutional lockdowns.

https://twitter.com/meganranney/status/1263090311850491904

Over the weekend the media declared that Joe Biden won the election which led to mass celebration in the streets, where people were dancing, hugging, passing joints, and drinking out of the same champagne bottles, none of which spread commie cold because besides that they were wearing masks.

Thank God for those magical masks.

So you’d think that Dr. Megan Ranney would be wildly condemning these Biden super spreader celebrations, right? After all, she’s a very serious doctor and totally NOT a political hack masquerading as a public health expert. What say you Doc?

https://twitter.com/meganranney/status/1325131678533230594

“Go celebrate outdoors!”

Two things:

  1. The fact that she says you should be celebrating a Biden win gives away the fact that everything she says and does is politically motivated
  2. She doesn’t care if commie cold spreads about this because she knows that commie cold is not nearly the threat she’s been pretending it was for the last 8 months

Not the first time she’s urged large mobs of people to gather together during a “pandemic.”

https://twitter.com/meganranney/status/1269791383990214657

To be clear, she doesn’t want people to stop protesting because you can’t spread the virus when you protest. She wants the cops to stop arresting people because it only spreads in jail.

https://twitter.com/meganranney/status/1268398739200376838

She got called out for this obvious hypocrisy and quickly changed her tune.

https://twitter.com/meganranney/status/1325173898078547970

Oh right, you can remain socially distanced in a mob in Brooklyn. That’s a thing. But as long as you have a mask on you should be safe. Nothing gets through the diaper on your face. Except for the fact that spikes are occurring in places that have the strictest mask mandates.

Ya know who never had a mask mandate? Sweden. A country with a population of over 10 million, in which 82% of their residents live in urban areas. What happened with them?

Oh, they basically beat the virus already. So while every developed country on earth right now (including Sweden) is having “spikes” in cases, they’re the only country that isn’t seeing a corresponding increase in deaths. Italy:

France

Germany

England

Sweden

Oh no, look at all those cases!! How many people are dying?

Oh.

In other words, Sweden took it on the chin in April because they didn’t do anything to lockdown the country, everyone got commie cold, most beat it, and now cases don’t matter anymore because they’ve achieved herd immunity. Yet the response from medical “experts” like Dr. Ranney is that we should wear masks and lockdown more, since it’s worked out brilliantly so far.

https://twitter.com/meganranney/status/1277268263446200321

Wouldn’t wanna use a plan that, ya know, works.

She also wants to keep schools closed.

https://twitter.com/meganranney/status/1322260098417336320

While whining about the gender pay gap because she has to stay home and help her kids learn on a computer.

https://twitter.com/meganranney/status/1308029833293836288

These people are frauds and charlatans. None of this has ever been about science, and none of these people are experts. Their lockdown guidance has gotten thousands of people killed and now they wanna double down on their failed policy while simultaneously encouraging mass gatherings in celebration of an election that still has not legally been decided. Stop listening to them.

 

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58 Comment(s)
  • J.Harris
    January 26, 2021 at 5:24 pm

    BTW, this isn’t journalism.

  • J. Harris
    January 26, 2021 at 5:22 pm

    Some things look even stupider with the passage of time. I hope you’ve grown up a little.

  • Milo
    November 11, 2020 at 7:09 pm

    That is one handsome woman

  • Clarity
    November 10, 2020 at 10:09 pm

    When did I change? Just the sight of those dirty, self-righteous, ugly freaks celebrating, makes me want to puke. I used to go to Grateful Dead concerts. I would never associate with any of them longer than I had to.

  • Just a tip
    November 10, 2020 at 7:52 pm

    She is kinda hot. I would eat her but

    • .....but what?
      November 10, 2020 at 10:18 pm

      Well?

  • Sal O’Mal
    November 10, 2020 at 5:50 pm

    Sucks as an epidemiologist. She’s obviously just getting by on her looks.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    November 10, 2020 at 4:43 pm

    Looks like Jeff Goldblum’s transition went seamlessly.

  • Guinea Geisha
    November 10, 2020 at 4:43 pm

    Dear America,
    I think we just blue ourselves 🙁

  • Bob Murchison
    November 10, 2020 at 3:34 pm

    She can drop a nice steamy humus dump on my face.

  • Pie eyed piper
    November 10, 2020 at 3:31 pm

    Did someone photo shop this cadaver? She looks like a post mortem image from the 19th Century!

  • Spic Tormentor
    November 10, 2020 at 3:10 pm

    If I was married to that fugly bitch she would be eating out of a dog bowl and loading up on foundation to cover up her black eyes

  • Trump2024
    November 10, 2020 at 2:50 pm

    Correction…it ain’t over until all the LEGAL votes are tallied. And all the illegal fraud votes, including the dead, homeless that were offered cash for votes and non US citizens votes are disqualified.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    November 10, 2020 at 2:19 pm

    If I was married to that ugly cunt she would be eating out of a dog bowl and loading up on foundation to cover up her black eyes

    • ^^^
      November 10, 2020 at 3:24 pm

      Says the ped pud terd tapping the underage!
      Love your bru Span.

  • Howard the shim
    November 10, 2020 at 2:18 pm

    Bitch looks like Howard stern in a transvestite type of way. Dat nose doe

  • Nurse Bedpan
    November 10, 2020 at 2:04 pm

    The reason they didn’t do lockdowns and make masks mandatory is because, thanks to multiculturalism, Sweden is pretty much Muslime majority! Good luck enforcing your infidel laws on these sheep-fucking rapefugees!

    Oh and Dr. “Zyklona B” Ranney, fuck you you JWO kike! Retribution is coming – ain’t going to be an olympic size swimming pool, private cabins or assigned seating dining hall like in Auchswitzaland! NOPE! Won’t even be trains!

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Daniel Tosh
    November 10, 2020 at 2:04 pm

    Megan Ranney looks like a transgender Woody Allen had a mutant baby with a transgender Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

  • Observer X
    Westerly
    November 10, 2020 at 2:04 pm

    Oh Megan, I assume you have a genius-level IQ because you’re a Doctor. But that doesn’t preclude you from wearing a dunce cap. Your “agenda” shines through Megan, even to a simpleton like me. Dunce cap lady, dunce cap…

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Michael Bergin
    November 10, 2020 at 12:56 pm

    What the fuck is that thing, Jay? HO-LY-FUCK-ING-SHIT!

  • Tuuka
    November 10, 2020 at 12:39 pm

    What a pussy. Sucker punching a girl. How sad! And then the black girl with the mic says ” we dont want to see another black man arrested by the police”! Wish a bomb dropped right in the crowd. As for the doctor, we know HE used to do coke with that nose.

  • Trump: the Black Lives Matter President
    November 10, 2020 at 12:30 pm

    No surprise to see BLM attacking Biden supporters. BLM heavily voted for Trump – they saw an unprecedented rise during his term and they knew his reelection would allow them to keep causing havoc. Thankfully, we should see BLM and Antifa fade away now that Trump is gone.

    • Karen of All Karens
      November 10, 2020 at 1:30 pm

      You will not see it go away ….. it will in fact intensify because the Dems have allowed it to go on for so long already that they will not be able to just change course and control it.
      .

    • Done with this shit
      November 10, 2020 at 1:55 pm

      Right. Cause trump was the one ignoring the chaos, mayhem, burning, looting, and assaults Caused by blm and ‘the idea that was antifa’. They had free reign with biden, and now they have permission. News flash dumbo- biden is not the president, his cheating wife is not the First Lady; despite what media says, it ain’t over til the legal votes are tallied.

      • Donald Trump = BLM president
        November 10, 2020 at 3:44 pm

        If Trump wasn’t ignoring it, why did it reach its peak during his term? What, specifically, did he do to stop it? And why did a majority of them support him for president?

  • JOOS DRINK THE BLOOD OF WHITE CHILDREN
    November 10, 2020 at 12:03 pm

    (((Dr. Megan Ranney)))

  • Orwellian Elitist Pig
    November 10, 2020 at 11:59 am

    “All pigs are created equal. Some pigs are more equal than others.” Just another liberal pig who leverages her position to peddle her political position.

    Now it’s time to celebrate unite and heal the nation. After you commie bastards spent four years attempting to kill Trump with a thousand cuts- now the party of unification? Take your unification and shove it up your tight Karen asses. What they don’t understand is we won’t fall for the propaganda! We won’t unite with these raddy Orwellian elitist pigs who want to reconstruct this country. Screw Fauci too! Enough of the hypocrisy

    • Loose karens
      November 10, 2020 at 2:17 pm

      O stop it silly pants. You know those asses are not tight! When she farts it does not go brappp it gos poofff and a cloud of summerseve dust fills the air.

  • D.B. Cooper
    November 10, 2020 at 11:52 am

    Partisan cunt. I wish there was a way to get her medical license revoked.

    • Honk Honk clown nose
      November 10, 2020 at 2:22 pm

      There is a way. Call the medical board and tell them she tickled your balls with that beak.

  • Flipper
    November 10, 2020 at 11:48 am

    Bitch im not tuna give me my teeth back

  • Ching chang chung
    November 10, 2020 at 11:43 am

    Herro its me you friendwee neighbow hood china man. I talk wif great chinese scientist, ask tem to make mo deadwee strain of covid just for bidden pawtee. Go to you city centa and join the fun.

  • BucketNutz
    BucketNutz
    November 10, 2020 at 11:40 am

    What do you get when you put Sarah Palin glasses on a snaggletooth who sports a Weird Al hairdo?
    See above.

  • Bo Jiden is not the president you delusional circus freaks
    November 10, 2020 at 11:38 am

    Just a friendly daily reminder that pedophile joe biden is not your, my, or the countries PRESIDENT but DONALD J TRUMP STILL IS! THE media can say he won all they want but the TRUTH is the election commission has not certified the votes in a few states nor have they declared a winner overall.
    I know you’re all delusional and think because the media said it, it must be true, however, they are lying too you like they always do. Pedophile joe my have been named president by the lying news media but that does not matter because the election commission has not said so. So go put that in your liberal meth pipes and smoke it..

  • Highrise hater
    November 10, 2020 at 11:30 am

    What an insufferable self promoting elitist bitch ! Brown university has a new major for its snobby students How to be an a**hole!

    • Black Lies Matter
      November 10, 2020 at 2:13 pm

      Spot on with your assessment of the good doctor.
      Fuck her, the movement and Brown eye University!!

  • Said Everyone
    November 10, 2020 at 11:20 am

    She looks like one of the Hanson brothers from Slap Shot

  • Cheddah
    November 10, 2020 at 11:19 am

    Dang, another headline misspelling ..What a cunt though.

  • Little Nicky
    November 10, 2020 at 11:13 am

    Did she also get hit in the face with a shovel?

    My Brother Cassius must know her.

    • LIL NICKY
      November 10, 2020 at 11:43 am

      Cassius, get in the flask, we gotta save dad.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Liawatha
    November 10, 2020 at 11:02 am

    Their seeding new infections! My God!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    BBQ BEER FREEDOM
    November 10, 2020 at 10:58 am

    THE BIDEN CRIME FAMILY IS STEALING THIS ELECTION AND THE MEDIA IS COVERING IT UP! THE Fucking BIDEN CRIME FAMILY IS STEALING THIS ELECTION AND THE MEDIA IS COVERING IT UP! THE asshole BIDEN CRIME FAMILY IS STEALING THIS ELECTION AND THE MEDIA IS COVERING IT UP! THE BIDEN piece of shit CRIME FAMILY IS STEALING THIS ELECTION AND THE MEDIA IS COVERING IT UP!!!!!!

    • Guinea Geisha
      November 10, 2020 at 4:49 pm

      The rig is in. I hate riggers 🙁

  • White joy Reid.
    November 10, 2020 at 10:43 am

    Come on, man. That’s a dude. And if it’s not a dude- that takes the #1 spot on TB most ugly communist contest. To say she has a horseface would be an insult to Mr. Ed. She is the White version of joy Reid.
    TB you have a knack for finding the ugly “gender neutral” monsters in the state of mass.

  • A. Powers
    November 10, 2020 at 10:38 am

    That’s not a Doctor, that’s a man Baby.

  • WTF America
    November 10, 2020 at 10:37 am

    Yup all these celebrations and all I hear are crickets. Mayor Walsh even said he wasn’t concerned. And so it begins….

  • Pat
    November 10, 2020 at 10:36 am

    In that video, a Karyn is trying to keep a large black man out of trouble with cops that are all around him. Yet he has no problem beating the white right out of her right in front of them. But, but she feels for poc, she’s woke and gets them. Smh, now the cops are going to be labeled racist because he beat her up and they arrest him. Typical white cops, oppressing a black man’s freedom of speech.

    • WTF America
      November 10, 2020 at 10:42 am

      I don’t think I’ve ever seen something so fucked up! Wtf! I can’t with this ppl. Now if it was a white guy hitting a black woman….

  • Spic Tormentor
    November 10, 2020 at 10:34 am

    I bet her vag smells like rancid mayonnaise and lysol

  • CONN
    November 10, 2020 at 10:26 am

    She’s very handsome

  • U know nothing
    November 10, 2020 at 10:23 am

    Sweden is more locked down than most of the US you dumb fuck. And their deaths are beginning to climb.

    • R Lee Ermy
      November 10, 2020 at 10:33 am

      You’re the one that clearly knows nothing. Find me one news article that says Sweden was ever locked down. Go ahead, try to, you won’t. Go back to your basement you half wit.

      • U know nothing
        November 10, 2020 at 10:49 am

        Try to go to church there. Or a football game like the one at Notre Dame. Or a movie.

    • Fake
      November 10, 2020 at 10:46 am

      Wow. Make up stuff much?
      November 3 Sweden deaths: 10
      November 7 Sweden deaths: 0
      November 8 Sweden deaths: 0
      November 9 Sweden deaths: 0

      • U know nothing
        November 10, 2020 at 10:52 am

        They don’t report daily.

    • Joe Luke
      November 10, 2020 at 11:02 am

      You are the problem. Stop being told how to think, by the hypocrites. The Saturday “celebration” is a perfect example of “do what I say”, starting with Mr. Biden a 47 year expert in talking one way and acting the complete opposite- and his great social distancing (and the media goofing over the fact that no one was practicing it. Wake up and think on your own, you are being made a tool and are a real downer. It must be so depressing to live in your world.

      Sweden has never been locked down. Not even for a day. 21st Century technology is at your fingertips. Utilize it.

      • U know nothing
        November 10, 2020 at 12:33 pm

        I have. Which is how I know that back in March/April, Sweden:
        -Banned gatherings of 50 or more people, including outdoors.
        -Asked universities to go remote, which they did.
        -Limited restaurant capacity.
        -Banned bar service.
        -Closed secondary schools.
        -Asked offices to go remote, which most have done.
        -Recommended social distancing and limiting activity.

        As of today you still can’t:
        -Go to the movies.
        -Gather 50 or more.
        -Have full capacity in restaurants.
        -Have full capacity in public places.
        -Everyone is still recommended to social distance and work remote.

        If Sweden never locked down, neither did we.

  • Karen of All Karens
    November 10, 2020 at 10:15 am

    Cunt, cunt, cunt.

    Cunty, cunt, cunt.

    Cunt, cunt, cunt.

    Cunty, cunt cunt……

    C’mon, Sing along everybody

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