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Rice Square Elementary School Has An Unfortunate Message To Students About Eating Ass

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So this sign was hanging in front of Rice Square Elementary School in Worcester…..

Who did this? Melinda Boone? Steve Quist? Matt Money? There’s so many potential suspects.

Well, that’s awkward. I’m not saying it’s NOT cool to eat ass. Just an unfortunate and bizarre message to send the children of Grafton Hill. Although I’m sure there are no shortage of ass eaters between Hamilton and Grafton Street. My friend Bob Sacamano lives over there, and he’s been eating ass since before it was cool.

Note to Rice Square Elementary School sign guy – make sure random vagrants can’t mess with the lettering on the sign in front of your school. Because this is Worcester. It’s basically an open invitation for Worcester’s finest to express their affinity for eating ass. Good luck explaining that to junior when walks into school on Monday. It’s bad enough he had to watch his gym teacher run around naked into a dumpster a couple years ago.

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He’s been through enough.

14 Comment(s)
  • Too Tall Tim
    Too Tall Tim
    May 24, 2018 at 2:48 am

    There is that type of sign in front of the small shopping center about a half mile from my house. Years ago I would take walks in the middle of the night when I couldn’t sleep. This is a rather desolate, wooded, and residential area, and at 3:00am there are not many cars on that road, Maybe 1 every 20 minutes. The sign is high enough that a ladder is needed for a regular person to change the messages, but I’m tall enough to reach the letters. One night I rearranged the letters into some nonsense sentence. I don’t remember what it was, but it still there three days later. I put the left over letters in the lower right corner. I guess people must have thought someone went to the trouble of sneaking around in the middle of the night, carrying a ladder, to pull a simple prank of rearranging the letters of a dumb mini-mall sign. Gee, I hope it didn’t cross anyone’s mind that they remember there’s a freakishly tall guy that lives somewhere in the area. haha I don’t think anyone suspects it was me. Funny thing, there might have been cops sleeping in their cruiser behind the stores that night. They were found to be doing that.

  • No Thanks Brah
    May 21, 2018 at 4:00 pm

    Ten years ago on campus, we never would have dreamed of tossing anyone’s salads. I have heard from sources in college now that it is basically expected at this point. Sad!

    • KimberlyS
      KJDS
      May 22, 2018 at 11:57 am

      I’m pretty sure they teach ‘how-to’ classes on the subject.

  • randiguy2006
    Randy
    May 21, 2018 at 3:23 pm

    This part of your effort to take that oh-so-coveted moral high ground?

    • Smelly Caring Hipster
      May 21, 2018 at 4:26 pm

      Bro, do you need a hug? You should go to a safe space like right now. At least go home and eat a pint of Ben and Jerry’s and cry it out on the futon to Lifetime movies. Turtleboy moved on a long time ago. Close the chapter and get on with your life.

  • Kevi
    May 21, 2018 at 9:59 am

    Notable exceptions include Super Bowl Monday, Seis de Mayo, and New Years Day.

  • CriminalJim
    May 21, 2018 at 8:47 am

    On the McDonald’s sign Route 20 in Worcester:

    Now Hiring
    losers

    The “C” was taken… by me.

  • SMH
    SJW
    May 20, 2018 at 11:45 pm

    Give credit where due – there were no spelling errors! Kids getting a fine education!

    • SickSodomiteLeftist
      May 21, 2018 at 9:27 am

      Just another liberal approved pro homosexual message from the left.

      • Missionary.com all day long
        May 21, 2018 at 10:04 am

        I’ll bet your woman is always bragging about her super straight man that is repulsed by any kind of butt play. 

        • YouSickSodomite
          May 21, 2018 at 1:15 pm

          I will bet your man is petrified of the oozing sores throbbing in his face as you skull fuck hiss mouth.

      • Wabbitt
        Wabbitt
        May 21, 2018 at 7:42 pm

        You think only gay people eat ass? Have you been living under Kevin Lynch’s fat mama the last few years?

        Let me tell you – don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.

  • Carlo Baldino The Scolar
    May 20, 2018 at 11:43 pm

    Kinda reminds me of something that happened at North but I can’t remember just what it was. Anyway that guy Jackie Robinson ruined baseball. At least we can keep golf to ourselves.

  • Clitty Litter
    May 20, 2018 at 9:17 pm

    It doesn’t taste bad.
    DAT IS A LIE !!

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