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This video has been making the rounds in the Facebook universe, filmed outside of Wonderland strip club in Providence. It’s basically a bunch of shitfaced roosters trying to intimidate each other until one heavyweight dumpster slug takes it too far, kicks an unconscious man after he took a serious hit to the pavement, and then comes back to rifle through his pockets. Oh, and there’s strippers, guys using their friends as shields, and amped up dipshits galloping across the screen for no reason.

Take a look.

Let’s break down this nonsense.

This all started outside Wonderland Gentlemen’s Club. It looks like it has great handicap access, which is really accommodating because everyone deserves a well-choreographed lappy and maybe a good ole’ trouser tug.

So the video starts as the fight is reaching it’s breaking point. This dude’s already shirtless so he’s ready to rumble and impress some strippers at the same time.

This nitwit comes in flapping a shirt (the other dude’s shirt? that’s not weird) and talking shit. I don’t care how many bubblegum martinis you sucked down, going up against an angry man who outweighs you by 100 pounds isn’t a good idea.

At this point shirtless throws the first punch and gets his ass thrown to the ground immediately. Then shirt flapper literally HIDES BEHIND his friend on the right. You can see him push the dude forward in front of him. He was talking all this shit and now he’s hiding.

Then the dude in the white shirt blasts in out of nowhere.

White shirt tries to go up against the biggest dude in the fight and promptly gets laid out by this other asshole in the red tank who flies in from the right. That’s pretty cheap, he wasn’t even going after that turd. So sleazy.

He goes down hard on a freaking concrete sidewalk.

Then this psycho giant with goddamn purple shoes KICKS him in the face as he’s UNCONSCIOUS. That has got to be the slimiest shit in this whole video. Lots of comments say the guy in the white shirt was pretty badly hurt and rumor is he could have vision problems. Either way, that could not be a cheaper shot.

Then this dude in the orange shirt gallops across the screen like a liquored up show horse to get to another fight that is happening against the truck. I don’t know if that’s shirt flapper, but someone is getting their ass kicked against the vehicle. Another unfair fight kicking a man while he’s down. Totally reasonable. Sportsmanship is dead.

Back to the original assault, and a chick steps in to stand over the unconscious man because cheap ass teletubby comes back, kicks him in the head, and then tries to come back AGAIN.

Instead, he goes through the dude’s pockets while orange shirt prancer tries to pull him off. What. The. Fuck. Not to mention all white shirt’s boys have bolted leaving him laying on the ground with possible real damage.

Only one guy checks on him, looks for his breathing, and then walks the fuck away because he’s having none of it.

Yep, he’s done, nope.

WOW. That is some savage behavior. This went from a big talking, shirt waving, prancing men fight to a serious assault.

According to the comments, multiple people are bragging about their boy who knocked out white shirt. Ya, assault is hilarious. So is jail time. LOLZ.

Now if you’re like me, you’re thinking what kind of dumb shit is a SAUCE GOD?

Urban dictionary don’t fail me now…

That’s totally what my next guess was going to be, I swear…

Is it just me or does the other guy in the above pic look like guy in the red shirt who knocked out white shirt? I’m speculating…

Anyways, does anyone know who any of these other outstanding gentlemen are? They deserve a proper shaming because even Providence has standards (sometimes) and you just don’t kick someone when they’re down, then rifle through their pockets for extra cheeseburger money.

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