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This is what happens when you let crazy, violent, unpredictable monsters slip through the system instead of locking them up to rot in a moldy, black hole for the rest of their lives. (Better yet, someone should have just taken him for a stroll behind the wood shed and given him a 12 gauge sendoff.)
This is Warren Birkbeck. He’s 71 years old and has managed to get out of prison not once but TWICE after murdering someone. In 2015 he made it all the way down to sunny Florida to retire while on parole from New Hampshire and just murdered someone…. AGAIN.
Warren, being the delusional fucking crackpot that he is, had a thing for one of the women he lived with. But, when Denise didn’t reciprocate his adoration (you know, because he’s 30 years older than her, a certified freakshow and an ex felon with homicidal tendencies) Warren lost his shit. Denise was just having a chat on the phone with a friend and was stabbed to death with a kitchen knife for no other reason than Warren being a rabid animal who should have never been let out of prison. Period.
Then he asked his OTHER room mate, 85 year old Lillian Meyers, to call 911.
Denise is 42, a mother of THREE CHILDREN, an active member of her church and now she’s dead because the DOJ and DOC let this savage slip through the cracks and re-join society. This was 100% preventable and now her blood is on the hands of the people who let it happen.
My condolences to her family and friends.
Warren was born in April, 1946. In 1962 he was charged and convicted of manslaughter in the state of Massachusetts. I have tried to get the official arrest and conviction documents but they are nowhere to be found which is probably because he was only 16 or 17 at the time. He did his time and when he got out of prison he got married to Karen Birkbeck and had 3 kids.
She ended up withdrawing the request for the restraining order because she and Warren were going through counseling but her mother testified that Warren was jealous, violent and had threatened Karen on numerous occasions. Shocker.
In 1999, while Karen was pet-sitting for a friend in North Conway, Warren showed up at the condo, slashed her throat and killed her. He was charged with 2nd degree murder, sentenced in 2000 and still managed to get paroled out of prison in 2015. I don’t know how the hell anyone could look at the fact that he cut his ex-wife’s throat and not throw a full-blown murder charge at him. She was only 33 when he killed her and he got 15 years? That’s a travesty.
Yep. Warren gets out of jail and moves down to Florida.
First of all, why the fuck does this guy get to move halfway across the state after being in prison TWICE for murder but your average Joe Shmoe has to give a 600 page itinerary to his P.O. after getting busted with a bag of grass just to hop the MA border for a weekend bender?
“Manslaughter? Homicide? Looking like a deranged hitch-hiker from a seedy 80’s flick? Sure, you can move 2,000 miles away.”
LOOK. AT. THIS. GUY.
His face screams “kitten strangulation and dead hookers.”
Warren moved in with his sister Lorraine Gardner and stayed with her until she passed away this past March. (Seriously, someone should probably look into her death.. They didn’t even have a funeral for her…Just sayin.)
Lorraine lived DIRECTLY NEXT DOOR to Lillian and Denise.
So when Lorraine passed away, Lillian invited Warren to come stay with them. This 85 year old, Christian woman opened her home to a guy who, otherwise, would’ve been slumming it on the sidewalks of Florida and he ends up being the shittiest house guest of all time.
Now the Florida DOC says Warren has done everything he’s supposed to in order to meet the conditions of his parole:
Clearly he wasn’t getting mental health counseling and he definitely wasn’t having enough visits to his home if nobody in the neighborhood has ever seen a P.O. in 2 years.
You know what else would probably be a huge red flag for his parole officer? Warren living with someone for 2 years that’s a habitual drug offender, criminal and all-around scumquat:
This is Donald Birkbeck. He’s Warrens nephew (Lorraines son) and his address is listed as 3530 Trask Drive on EVERY SINGLE ARREST REPORT.
Call me crazy, but I assumed living with a drug user/seller/thief who gets arrested more than he changes his tattered, Hershey squirt underwear was against the rules when you’re out on parole after murdering two people.. Nah?
You can creep on all of Donalds arrest info here. Get some popcorn because he’s a fascinating, greasy little dingleberry.
In the last 15 years Donald has been arrested at least 15 times, probably more. I didn’t bother to keep looking because his scruffy chin-muff made my skin itch after about 7 minutes. I had to take a scalding hot shower, scrub my eyeballs with a wire brush and dish soap and snuggle a puppy just to feel better.
Warrens been stinkin’ up the sunshine state for 2 years and nobody at the DOC had any idea he was cohabitating with his loser nephew? I still use “paint” to crop photos and have no clue how a friggin flash drive works and I still managed to figure it out with Google.
3 people murdered. 3 different states. 2 HUGE opportunities to keep this guy in a cell where he belongs and they just let him breeze right on out the door. What a disgusting embarrassment.
Warrens reason for murdering Denise as told to police?
Have fun sucking Satans fat one, Warren.