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The other day we wrote about this ratchet trap queen of a mother from Brockton who invaded her daughter’s school and tried to fight her teacher after the daughter texted the mother and told her that the teacher called her “Ratatouille” in class. Obviously this did not really happen, because if it did the girl could have just taped her teacher with the same cell phone she used to text her ratchet ass mom. Then she’d actually have proof. But of course it never happened, and in reality the girl was just angry that the teacher had the audacity to take 10 points off her paper because she turned it in late. Rules don’t apply to her, and she knew her mother was so insane that she could provoke a violent confrontation with one simple lying text message.
Anyway, this story made it onto some day time TV show for lonely housewives called “The Talk” today. It’s Sharon Osbourne, some chick who always plays a druggy in teen movies, a hot Asian woman, a skinny black chick, and the Star Jones type casted opinionated heavy woman.
They obviously shit on the Mom, but they take it relatively easy on her. And this was a segment designed to shit on teachers, because the previous clip was of some Texas teacher smacking the shit out of a student. Either way, she wanted attention and now she’s got it. It just isn’t going the way she planned, since the whole country is laughing at her.
“I’m a parent, I’ll protect my child no matter what.”
See, this is the defense that other morons are using to justify her savage behavior. Hey idiot, we’re all parents. All of our kids have told us stories about so and so picking on them at school. Your daughter told you a lie, and instead of questioning it, or emailing the teacher to discuss it with her, you took her word as gold. Because obviously you are a moron and your daughter plays you like a fiddle because she knows you’re a psychopath.
“The teacher had called her Ratatouille in front of the whole class and everyone was laughing at her. I didn’t like that.”
OK, I have no idea what Ratatouille is, so I Googled it and this image came up:
I guess it’s a Disney movie. If I don’t know what it is, then chances are her teacher doesn’t know what it is either. And even if she did, is this some sort of ghetto insult now? Ratatouille? Because if it is, I guarantee the teacher is not familiar with that sort of name calling either. And even if she is, I’m sure she’s not stupid enough to blatantly make fun of this alleged honors student in class, and stand by as her classmates pointed and laughed at her.
A much more plausible scenario is that the girl passed in a paper a day late, found out she’d be receiving 10 points off her quiz, and executed Operation Ratchet Mom.
They take me into handcuffs, in front of everyone, in front of my daugher’s classmates, so now my daughter has to go to school and face that.”
See what she’s doing there? She’s putting the blame on the cops and the school now. Her daughter is the victim and Mom is just the helpless bystander. The school is the real enemy for forcing her daughter to watch this nutjob whom she came out of, led away in handcuffs. They should’ve let her handle this like the teacher was some common ho talkin shit on the streets.
Guess what Mom? No one was laughing at your daughter before, but they all are now. And it’s all your fault, because you are a huge joke, and thanks to this bootleg version of The View, the whole country is laughing at you now too. This is what happen when keeping it real goes wrong, Brockton style.
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