This kid is my hero.
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I don’t think I have to remind you who Kailey and Dylan Carlson are. In case you’re bored on this lovely snow day you can catch up with the Plymouth Dumpsterslugs Part One, Part Two, and Part Three here. They were the stars of the most infamous Turtleboy takedown in the history of the blog for trying to scam residents of Plymouth out of everything under the sun in their quest for heroin.
With this note: So I ran into the dumpster slug at the stop and shop in Plymouth. He was singing Dispatch’s “The General”. When I drove by the girl slug was there but when I came back she was gone. Musta been shitting behind the store.
A couple days later this comes in from the same amazing person:
My buddy works at a local pizza shop, those two shit stains came in and he called me. I told him to put dumpster slugs as their name on the order. He did but then got freaked out, but this is the pic he sent me. He crossed out dumpster and wrote in slugs. Look how they paid for the order!
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