Chiuba Obele is a spunky young man from Brookline.
And this is his spicy young girlfriend Heleni.
Hot.
Heleni is an Occupy Wall Street legend.
This virbrant couple lives in her house, and apparently they want to rent it out all year long on Air B&B but can’t because Brookline only lets homeowners do that for 90 days in a year. This of course is somehow a racist policy because he’s black, even though he doesn’t own the house.
Not so sure about that 76% number, but coopting the death of George Floyd and the black lives matter movement in order to try to profit by renting out your elderly girlfriend’s house for the entire year is a power move and a half. Sure, Air B&B policies in Brookline have absolutely nothing to do with race, but if you think this fat bastard isn’t gonna take advantage of all the chaos and piggy back off of white guilt for his own benefit then you’re gonna be disappointed.
People don’t want Air B&B’s in their town to operate 24/7 because it causes a lot of problems when strangers are constantly moving in and out of your neighborhood. But Chipotle here has no choice because he’s “disabled” and black, and his girlfriend is a senior.
Because apparently being black is a disability now.
Heleni is actually suing the town of Brookline for the right to rent out rooms in her house all year round,
Thayre, who is 76, also claims the ban on short-term rentals disproportionately affects older residents who need to bring in extra income in order to age in place.
“I couldn’t afford to have it be empty,” she said of her home. “I have to rent all the time.”
Girl, I feel ya. But here’s an idea – find a boyfriend less than half your age who isn’t a fat piece of shit and can actually help you out with the mortgage, instead of a guy who doesn’t work and ironically was pushing for a bill to be passed that would ban workplace bullying.
It’s LOBBY DAY for @MAWorkplaceBill!
While our goal this session is 120 co-sponsors, we're right now only four away from getting half of the entire State Legislature on board!So let’s keep going, until we #EndWorkplaceAbuse In Massachusetts! pic.twitter.com/64Pt8TFEmw
— Chiuba E. Obele (@ChiubaE) February 19, 2019
Here’s the thing. Chipotle had been posting about this issue non-stop on the Brookline Facebook group and it really wasn’t getting much traction because it’s not something most people care about.
So that’s why he decided to co-opt black lives matter – because he might as well take a tragedy and attempt to mobilize woke white people with it for his own personal benefit.
Someone pointed this out, but he said it was OK because income inequality serves the same purpose as police brutality for marginalized people.
Whatever that means.
He kept calling himself a homeowner.
But the thing about that is, if your 76 year old girlfriend owns the home, then you’re not a homeowner. You just don’t want her to sell the house because you wanna inherit it when she dies.
Obviously Chipotle completely full of shit, but he’s not stupid. He knows that according to the new rules you’re not allowed to call a black person out on their bullshit if you’re white. Just ask this basic bitch with the hyphenated last name.
How dare you crackers attempt to stop this portly gentlemen from using a social movement to guilt you into supporting his attempt to rent out his elderly girlfriend’s home all year round!! So speaketh the white woman.
She was far from the only one to have his back.
If you’ve ever started a phrase off with “as a white woman I am in no position,” before expressing an opinion, you are officially in a cult.
Someone rightly pointed out that it seemed a little bit racist to assume that financial insecurity only affects black people, and they were obviously kicked out of the group for not editing their “personal attack” on Chipotle’s character.
Does this look like the kind of woman who will just ALLOW you to post your opinions on the small town Facebook group she admins?
Fuck around, get blocked. You will edit or you will be removed.
Chipotle was at it again yesterday when he posted this long ass diatribe about a run in with a cop and his elderly girlfriend. It’s a long story so you can skip it and read my explanation at the end, or just enjoy the madness.
TL:DR:
- He was trespassing at a house they’d previously told him to stay away from and were obviously familiar with him and annoyed
- He started problems with some guy they had previously told him to stay away from and may have hit the guy
- The cops are well aware that his situation with the elderly boo is weird and that he’s most likely using her for something
- After he was uncooperative for a while they decided to arrest him for trespassing, at which he point he actively resisted and blamed it on being bipolar
- He claims one of the cops threatened to pull a gun on him if he tried running away
No sane person would read that and take it seriously. If it were a white guy everyone would just kind of laugh at it. But because he’s black and Brookline is a woke town all the dumb white people feel like they have to believe ANYTHING a black person says.
But in reality he’s just an unemployed fatso who likes to get the senior discount when he goes out for dinner and blames all of his life failures on racism.
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58 Comment(s)
I went to middle school and high school with him. In Concord, Ma nonetheless.
Sad that when given the opportunity to attend one of the better school systems in the state you end up shacking up with a 70 year old to survive.
Always was lazy always will be.
One wonders why a man would immigrate to a land so harsh on the marginalized?
Just about EVERY major corporation is on these nitwits’ side. Fuck off with that 99% bullshit! How about occupying a library?
Didn’t I see this couple on 90 Day Fiancé?
Chubbs really got a fox there. She is one bad mama jamma. Hopefully he isnt just waiting the 10-20 years til she passes away to take everything that’s hers and find his next Pawg. (Pretty ass white grandma)
Nah, chooba just filed his federal lawsuit vs. the cops for being ray-cisss. He filed it pro-se, without a lawyer, obviously, because any lawyer with common sense would’nt waste more than a few minutes of his time on this loser and his case… anyway, obviously the person that represents himself has a fool for a client and chooba is the attorney textbook definition. Basically, the entire lawsuit is him asking for the cops to arrest the tenant that he and his GF allowed to sublet. He constantly disobeys the cops, is totally uncooperative, resists arrest, calling 911 for disputes he himself created, numerous times, having the po-po to baby-sit and intervene in physical altercations with the tenant that he and his GF allowed to live with him! Basically making the case for not allowing AirB&B and for dismissing his “civil-rights” case immediately. Of note, the tenant that he fights with calls him a fat queer, so he is probably shacking up with grandma moses to get the inheritance and then will marry his real true-love, probably some guy named Tyrone.
Hope it’s a hot violent summer in Chicago
With the apes shooting each other left and right
Let’s hope
Negroe lives matter
Ahahahahaha
No one wants rental in their neighborhood.
I’d blast a few into Faith’s stomach.
You should read the Brookline message boards. They don’t want cops anymore. How stupid could they be. I’d say let the police take a one weekend off in July not paid. And let see how that works out. These people are the same ones who would freak out when they see a minority on their lawn. I work in construction and they treat working blue collar people like trash such hippocrites . They all have second homes. The Metco kids are politically connected black kids from Boston and many of their parents make six figure salaries (cops, councilman, union construction workers, MBTA , phony pastors ). They are all set in life as it is and that is the only socialization they have with the minority communities.
I think he’s a fine looking silver back
Negroes greatest goal is to fuck a white woman
Even if she’s fat 90 years old with a cunt as dry as Death Valley and as ugly as original sin
But banning leaf blowers, often used by immigrant Hispanics, is not at all racist….
Oh yeah…that’s his girlfriend. It bet he fucks her every chance he gets. Or maybe he’s waiting until they get married.
Just as Eve was deceived so is this delusional woman. She believes Fat Albert loves her. We know he’s only w her for her assets, but being a woman she operates on emotion not reason and is deceived.
Gotta feel bad for her kids, they’re in for a shock when this con man gets the entire inheritance and they get scat.
How can somebody, who’s never worked a day of his life in America, be on disability?
You ain’t black if you don’t loot and riot.
Good one Cornpop but I always thought it was If you can read then you aint black
Heleni… Will you sit with my face,??
A wacky old liberal female and a fat ‘disabled’ younger black dude. That’s a match made in Disneyland!
He must just rip that shit up
Jizzy and crew were just in Billerica center with blm signs.
Airbnb has just donated $500,000 to Black Lives Matter and the NAACP combined.
Clearly they raycist.
I guess it make since that fat blacks like old white women. I remember when the skinny crack head ones liked the fatties but now theres plenty of guilt ridden 5s that love the abuse and disappearing act. If only half these surrogates didn’t suck at everything but not using a condom we might have a couple BLM s that work a real job on the side from there hustle.
They misspelled his name. It’s Chubba!
(Judge)
Hear ye, hear ye! In the opinion on this court, this child is depraved on account he ain’t had a normal home
[Chiuba]
Hey, I’m depraved on account I’m deprived
[Judge]
So take him to a headshrinker
[Chiuba]
My father is a bastard
My ma’s an S.O.B
My grandpa’s always plastered
My grandma pushes tea
My sister wears a mustache
My brother wears a dress
Goodness gracious, that’s why I’m a mess!
( Psychiatrist)
Yes!
Officer Pilgrim, you’re really a slob
This boy don’t need a doctor, just a good hofest job
Society’s played him a terrible trick
And sociologically he’s sick!
[Chiuba]
I am sick!
[ Psychiatrist]
In my opinion, this child don’t need to have his head shrunk at all. Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease!
[Chiuba]
Hey, I got a social disease!
[ Psychiatrist]
So take him to a social worker!
[Chiuba}
Dear kindly social worker
They say go earn some dough
Like be a soda jerker
Which means like be a schmo
It’s not I’m anti-social
I’m only anti-work
Gloryosky! That’s why I’m a jerk!
(Social Worker)]
Officer Pilgrim, you’ve done it again
This boy don’t need a job, he needs a year in the pen
It ain’t just a question of misunderstood;
Deep down inside him, he’s no good!
[Chiuba]
I’m no good
[Judge]
The trouble is he’s lazy
{Psychiatrist}
The trouble is he drinks
[ Social Worker]
The trouble is he’s crazy
[Judge]
The trouble is he stinks
[Psychiatrist]
The trouble is he’s growing
[Social Worker]
The trouble is he’s grown
[ALL]
Pilgrim, we got troubles of our own!
Gee, Officer Pilgrim
We’re down on our knees
‘Cause no one wants a fellow with a social disease
Gee, Officer Pilgrim
What are we to do?
Gee, Officer Pilgrim
Fuck you!
We’re doing show tunes tonight!
Not.
You know you have a problem when you know all the words to West Side Story.
it really is sad. I work with the public and see all walks of life everyday. People get along just fine, all this hate bullshit is manufactured garbage. It takes a real piece of shit in order to work for the media and knowingly put out this race baiting crap. I feel bad for the established black people of this country that are now put in the middle of this garbage. And there is a lot more successful than unsuccessful. We only choose to observe the bad.They never asked for special treatment. They took that opportunity every american is afforded and ran with it. Dont make excuses, make results.
August 24, 2011.
President Obama’s uncle, Onyango “Omar” Obama, who nearly hit FPD Officer Val Krishtal and was subsequently arrested for OUI near the Chicken Bone Saloon in Downtown Framingham on August 24th appeared in court this week for a status hearing on the OUI charge.
“Uncle Omar” as the President refers to him in his book, “Dreams From My Father”, is an illegal alien, ordered to leave the U.S. two decades ago, but somehow managed to remain in the country, get a social security number, get a job, (at Conti’s Liquors on Concord St. n Framingham), and quietly go about his life in Framingham.
YOU’RE A RACIST!
YOU’RE A DOUCHEBAG!
Why does he keep invoking the “girlfriend closer to my own age” line? Like, isn’t abusing the race card good enough? He keeps trying to double dip, haha. What a loser!
This article was classic turtle boy. Love it.
Also, imagine living next to their air bnb with that frequent police activity….
If you ain’t looting then you ain’t democrat.
NOT “Smoking hot.” TB, what’s wrong? I come here for the pictures and you think this couple is “hot?” Grandma Moses and the fat con man from Nigeria — two aging, unattractive deadbeats. Honestly, find some truly hot babes and maybe start a competition like you did with the ratchets a few weeks ago. Or do an occasional swimsuit issue, which did wonders for Sports Illustrated’s bottom line. It’s that time of year, the beaches are opening in every oceanfront state but Massachusetts.
Joke
Your head
Use the knee on the neck move on him. Just let him breathe every 3 or 4 minutes.
Problem solved.
Now back to my scotch.
Should he convince this old lady to marry him and put the house in joint ownership, she’ll be dead within the year, and then his large extended family from Nigeria or wherever the hell he’s from will move in. This is a lot more common than we know.
Vote for me or the Republicans will put ya’ll back in chains.
Well they’re right about one thing.
Why don’t they go and live in a less expensive Black neighborhood if they can’t afford the white neighborhood? Gee, maybe because they’re afraid of getting mugged or shot at every time they walk down the street — by Blacks, not whites. But if they are afraid of getting mugged or shot in a Black neighborhood, doesn’t that make them rayciss?
Coons are so bad that even coons don’t want to live near coons
It contributes to artificially inflating real estate, turns quiet, affordable, family vacation areas into no-fucks-given party zones, and is a slick sneak-around to zoning laws.
I feel the same way, I don’t care for that kind of coming/going in a residential neighborhood.
But Airbnb is getting theirs now, current circumstances is killing the sharing economy, pretty hard to rent out homes that people haven’t been able to leave, due to quarantine, etc.
Nigerians are scamming the elderly in person now???
Sitting here alone, in my kitchen, and laughing out loud. Good one!
I think using the tragedy of George Floyd is in poor taste but they’re on the right side of the overall issue about not being allowed to rent their house more than 90 days in a year. If his elderly friend wants to rent her house via AirBnB then the town has no right to tell them they can’t. As long as no one is getting hurt or being forced to do anything they don’t want to, “my house, my rules”.
Obelly is the living em(fat)bodiment of just about every negative stereotype in existence regarding black people. What an asshole!
Chiuba got back to Somalia and start that shit, see what happens . . . .
A Somali family of 12 could live in his pants.
AK digging up bad negroes as fast as he can this week!
Hope the kids don’t act up again!
Even Toby be good nagger are acting all chimpout this week.
Time for the whipping post.
What a flaming asshole! This guy is one damn good example of why racism exists. And as long as blacks like him continue to try and get exemptions/special treatment because of their skin color, racism ain’t going away.
Sweet Mary, I look obese in that picture.
Dats rayciss yo
Feeney and All-belly look ready to be hung in the smoke house.
Nows not the time for talking.
DO WHAT WE SAY OR ELSE.