I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – ratchets don’t do social distancing. If your plan includes all segments of society doing what Fauci and Scarf Lady tell us we should do, then you don’t have a real plan. Take this video from a Framingham McDonald’s drive through last night for instance.
Normally I don’t condone two on one ass whoopings, but that mother fuck earned that beating. If you get out of your truck in a drive through in Framingham and you start pointing a blunt object at another person in the drive through, then you’re probably gonna have to fight everyone in the car. That’s just science.
As you can see, he was clearly the instigator.
I’m not entirely sure what he’s holding there, but it looks like a tape measure? I could be wrong. Either way it’s a stick with a blunt wheel on the end of it, and when you point that shit at a stranger in a drive through it’s assumed that you plan on using it as a weapon, so you better be able to scrap. Clearly this fat ass was not up for the challenge, and it looked like two jackals taking down an injured wildebeest who couldn’t keep up with the herd.
Once the got ahold of the stick it was game over. You can’t give a hoodbooger a blunt object that you threatened them with, because they will use it to go full Paul Bunyan on your crisco crevice.
Best part of the video:
“Oh is that Berto? Yo what’s good my n***a?”
Just catching up on old times with the homies whilst beating some dumb gravy dumpster with his own weapon after he started a fight he couldn’t finish. This is what social distancing looks like in the hood.
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58 Comment(s)
Newsflash there are no rules in a street fight if you call on a whole car full of people you deserve to get your ass beat by everyone in the car what are they supposed to do draw straws to determine who gets to fight him fuck off All of y’all pussies complaining about 2 on one have never been in a real fight yes I believe in A fair fight but if you step to a bunch of people it is what it is if I see my buddy fighting with a dude Unless he ends the fight quickly You best believe i’m jumping in i’m not giving him A chance to fuck up my boy if he had friends with him they get their ass beat too it just so happens he’s a fucking moron and steps to a bunch of people by himself he gets what he deserves fuck that fat plug loser
Can we get that again in english with punctuation?
You must be a spic.
I don’t know who provoked who, but these wannabe gangster Gen Z’s and Millenials always act tough when it’s 2-on-1 or 10-on-3, etc. Anyone that won’t fight 1-on-1 needs their head stomped on principle.
And it’s always “Snitches get stitches” and other fake ass bravado when they’re in a crowd. Fuckin’ pukes!
The object is definitely a tape measure wheel. I use them in the lumber business for measuring piles. Much more efficient that holding a tape on the butt and pulling it 70ft. Stupid fucking weapon, though. The plastic is hollow, it weighs next to nothing.
This is in framingham which borders Wayland the 7th safest town in the country. FAR from the ghetto. These dumbass comments about how it looks ghetto make me laugh. Look up Framingham on the map, little kids walk around alone at night. Its simply not dangerous.
I agree.. Framingham not even close to being ghetto.
Imports no doubt. That bobblehead doing the chokehold sure as shit ain’t Swedish.
Wow reminds me of the Burger King on Columbia Rd in Dorchestor!!!! Oh by the way sorry guys this is CLARKE again you know Mayor Marty Walsh’s childhood friend, Marty played shortstop yours truly CLARKE here played 2nd, sorry guys but in any event me and the old Martster didn’t mind mixing it up after a couple brew dogs over on Savin hill, but unlike these animals me and Marty would knuckle up with the bruthas. Win , lose or draw which if my memory serves me correctly me and the Marty dog where about a modest 53-1-1 but who can remember????? But yeah these young whipper snappers would of been in for a long night against Marty ant the CLARKESTER thank God for Alcoholics Anonymous cause in 2020 my money is still on the old CLARKESTER and MAYOR MARTY
I went to this McDonald’s a few months ago. I was the only white person in there. I had to re evaluate my life.
When keeping it real goes wrong
Best comment ever!
never one on one with a ratchet, their galpals always join in with cheap shots from a safe distance, and although Porky was as much at fault, it never ends well prodding a pack.
Reminds me of a buddy of mine who got his ass beat like this at Hot Shotz in Leominster for stealing people’s drinks. After they kicked his ass took his wallet and phone and he was laying on the floor they stripped him butt naked and left him unconscious laying there. No shoes no socks no underpants no NOTHING
Inexcusable! Not one of them wearing a face mask! Furher Parker will hear of this! Don’t make us send Marty Goebbels down if you can’t handle your town Mayor Himmler
What’s black and white and rolls around McDonald’s parking lot?
A jig and a seagull fighting over a French fry?
I didn’t realize the McRib was back on the menu! People go crazy for this item. I will be going to my local drive-up tonight for sure!
That’s the McDonald’s by shoppers world…most ghetto McDonald’s between 128 and Worcester once the sun goes down.
So to clarify…not the McDonald’s drive through where the van driver beat the disabled kid in February…thats by Framingham State
Moral of the story, go to a better restaurant . . . avoid the hoodrats
I hope Joe Biden fingers me for VP.
I’m so excited.
You’ll need the new Depends with the intimacy slot.
wilde beest is two words.
No, sir, Wildebeest is correct!
But the correct “buck naked” has given way to “butt naked. Viva la colloquial usage.
Fuck you. That’s two words too
PETEY! Downtown with the snark! ITS GOOOOOD!
Hi! I’m Nancy Old Windy Bastard Pelosi, how is your spring going so far?
I’m home eating gourmet ice cream.
that is why I use a laser to measure
Is he still down on the ground? If so, which McDonalds? I’d like to drop in on him, wink, wink.
Haha i feel like every article every commenter is the same style troll. Who are you guys trying to get mad? I think you’re all agreeing with each other that your ignorant. Making each other laugh with obviously un p.c. comments! I get it. Whatever passes time i guess. Im writing here too so im just as bad haha
Some of us are here working out our material. Some of us are here for a good time. Some are really just saying the worst things they can think of. We all deserve love.
There is truth in numbers…and the victors could have recorded them with the measuring wheel.
How far from the driver’s door to the KO point?
What was the circumference of the KO’d fat ass?
We did learn the maximum effective range of a threat by a fat-ass with a measuring wheel…
Zero Meters
Framingham is a dangerous part of the jungle preserve.
Not wise for an outsider to approach during feeding or mating.
So that’s what they were going on the pavement.
This looks like North American pavement apes. napa
How Dare You!!!
Mum always said never bring a measuring wheel to a drive-thru fight.
Guaranteed they all stayed in line to get their McDogfood though!
Hola dees is how we do tings in brazil nutting personal iz just our culture, yo where iz my enhance ployment checks mon facking gringos better hurry up da moneys.
Even a retarded goldfish with severe head trauma knows not to start a battle when your out numbered.
So reaped what he sowed. LMAO
Only thing missing is the flat brimmed Bulls caps.
Looks like Peppermint Fatty mouthed off one time too many
This virus doesnt scare me. Society’s response however is terrifying.
If you are really scared of people coming within 6′ of you when you’re out and about, rescue a working breed (also a great quarantine companion). My Argentino definitely keeps people away more than 6′!
Hashtag #socialdistancingsupportdog
Lmao he deserved the minimal beating he got. Looked like they were trying to push a whale back into the ocean.
lot’s of nikes getting scuffed up in that video. Scuffed up nikes is a big no-no in the land of faggots
Don’t forget Yeezy’s too
Never get out of your car/truck, at the very least you have a 4,000 lb weapon if you really need to use it. That wasn’t much of a weapon anyway.
Framingham is the hood? Not
Squeal like a pig…..
Hmmm. That video cut off way too early. And it started too late. He did not seem to fazed and those guys couldnt fight for nothing. There should be at least another minute to sort that out. He was undamaged. Against 2 ratchets that probably provoked him.
Which McDonald’s in Framingham?
A real journalist would have included that information.
The McDonalds where your mom works.
Everybody is trying to figure what’s going on in Chelsea with Covid-19.
Beaners is what’s going on. When your Honduran doctor, in the home country, has chicken blood, feathers and leeches in his medical kit, social distancing, washing your hands and living 4 families to a bedroom really doesn’t matter.
And to my Nubian brothers in the hoods, it mostly the same but swap out ignorance of the situation and replace it with abject stupidity.
Roxbury is only 1 evolutionary step from flinging its own poo. Stimulus money is not going to make triple decker swingers any smarter.
Laughed out loud multiple times. Hysterical comment
It would honestly be hilarious to see the look on your face and the feebleness in your demeanor if you were forced to go to Roxbury and say that to your “Nubian brothers” face to face. Clever though, I’ll give you that. Have a good day and stay safe!
That is a measuring wheel. My first thought was the guy in the hoodie is some kind of gypsy paving contractor. The wheel, the hoodie and the back tattoo all point to a life of going door to door offering a deal for paving work.
Fatty won the Tale of the Tape but in the end he didn’t measure up.
For once I find myself cheering for the rachets:) nice work ghetto dwellers!