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This past weekend the Turtleboy family made their inaugural debut at the Brimfield Antique Show, which is basically an overpriced flea market where people sell the garbage that won’t fit in their trailers. It attracts hundreds of thousands of people who flood the small town, and since there aren’t many places to eat in Brimfield a lot of people go to Sturbridge to stuff their face at a place called Rovezzi’s Restaurant. The Italian eatery in the village of Fiskdale has been a staple in the community for a while, but apparently they were disrespected pretty badly by the fleas this weekend:
What a bunch of flea bags. This is why we can’t have nice things. Because people suck. He has no idea who did it, but if you had a gun to your head what would you guess – a local, or a flea bagger? Hmmmmmm. I’d probably guess it’s someone associated with the gigantic mobile rummage sale down the street that sells random handcarved signs for $200. That’s just me though. I play the odds.
In no way, shape or form is this surprising. We’ve seen the clientele down there. I mean, these are people who find value in stuff this:
I mean, we saw one guy was actually selling some kid’s box of trophies:
Free boomerang no longer included!! If this discarded garbage has value at the Brimfield rummage sale, then think of what they could get for a nice hand carved sign like that.
We saw another kid who wanted to buy this clearly broken down scooter, which was on sale for $20 because allegedly it got the gypsy who owned it into town for pizza:
Seems like a trustworthy businessman. Just like this gypsy:
So yea, there’s a better chance of WANDA working a 40 hour week than a local stealing this guy’s sign. It’s possible, but…….nah.
Oh, and can we please stop with stuff like this?
When are people gonna learn? The Turtlegram doesn’t care. The only thing they wanna write about is Turtleboy and Crazy Ol’ Gordon Davis. If you have a story that you think needs to be told we are the only news outlet you can trust. Come to Turtleboy and we will tell your story. Stop wasting your time contacting the news and the Turtlegram and Gazette.
This guy’s status has been shared over 1,000 times so hopefully it will pop up or someone will see it at the next rummage sale. If you do, then do us all a favor and take a picture of the gypsy selling it and call the police. We’d love to see successful small business get back the one thing they own that money can’t buy.
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