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Somehow Two Teenage Uxbridge Girls Drove Across Four People’s Backyards And Ended Up In This Pool

Somehow Two Teenage Uxbridge Girls Drove Across Four People’s Backyards And Ended Up In This Pool

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So this happened in Uxbridge today:

Seventeen-year-old twin sisters escaped injury Wednesday morning while on their way to school when their car in ended up in a swimming pool at a home on Easy Street. No one was injured in the accident, which occurred about 7:45 a.m., according to Melanie Blodgett-O’Toole, public information officer for the Police Department. She said one of the teens was driving a 2002 Lexus west on West River Road at Easy Street when the car somehow went off the road. Police received a 911 call from the homeowner where the pool is located, she said. The vehicle was later pulled from the icy pool.

Don’t you hate when you’re driving your Lexus to school and you end up in a pool? Anyway, we looked on Google Earth at this neighborhood, and this is the only possible way it could’ve happened:

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They were traveling on West River Rd, going towards Easy Street. And thanks to the Walking Dead whenever I hear “Easy Street” I will always think about poor Daryl Dixon.

But look at the picture again:

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You see a white picket fence, a red swingset outside of it, and on the street perpendicular to Easy Street you see a white house on the left, followed by a white house on the right and a red house on the right. Now check it out on Google Earth:

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Yup. That’s the house.

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Thank God the twin girls are alright. But yea, they’re gonna have some explaining to do, because they obviously must’ve driven through about 100 yards of three or four people’s backyards before finally coming to a stop in someone’s pool. Oops!!

 

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29 Comment(s)
  • Alexandra
    February 2, 2017 at 1:14 am

    This route of the tracks is completely incorrect. If anyone has any questions comment to me. I have the real information. The real route. I am a family member. Please check police reports before believing this fake blasphemy.

    • Buck Futts
      February 2, 2017 at 8:03 am

      Alexandra, I think I lost my pinky ring in your ass last nite, let me know when you find it .

    • Matt. OM.
      February 9, 2017 at 8:35 am

      Listen, if anyone cared about the real story or true facts they would not be on a website called turtleboysports which is clearly just a shitload of ads to create revenue. its all click bait he will do anything to drive traffic to his site, even if it isnt the truth.

  • Alexandra
    February 2, 2017 at 1:11 am

    This route information is WRONG!! Get your shit straight.

  • Sharin Needles
    February 1, 2017 at 11:35 pm

    Kids shouldn’t shoot dope and drive, they don’t have enough experience on a good bellringer. Amateurs %!

  • Diamond Donovan Douglas
    February 1, 2017 at 8:31 pm

    Honestly I’m impressed.

  • WHAT?
    February 1, 2017 at 6:35 pm

    This daily dose of morons, fupasloths, cheesehogs, and other deficient human beings is unsettling. I never realized there were so many marginal human beings in this state. It does answer a profound question that has eluded me: How did Maura Healey get elected?

    • True Reality Speaks
      Maura Healey (D)
      February 1, 2017 at 7:53 pm

      Joe Petty and I laugh about that fact every day!

      • bigdaddy
        bigdaddy
        February 2, 2017 at 7:00 am

        even more on payday

  • Mr Butthurt
    February 1, 2017 at 5:41 pm

    “Sorry Dad but the GPS said turn left so I did”

  • Rich A
    Ryan
    February 1, 2017 at 3:08 pm

    Pics of these twins??

  • Important Person
    February 1, 2017 at 2:50 pm

    I blame the DPW!

  • wtatnuckgangsta
    February 1, 2017 at 2:45 pm

    Was it icy the other day? It looks chilly but I’m not there anymore to know what the conditions were. When I was a young driver, I had the panic thing if I started sliding. It was some stupid instinct for 17-year-old me to try and hit the curb or grass and avoid other cars or stop sliding on an icy road. I guess I hoped for friction while off-roading. I never made it that far though. I did go over a curb and stop once during a storm and eventually became a more confident driver.

    But it could also be like some people I went to school with who needed some elixir to get through the day:

    One of the nicest, coolest girls I went to high school with also often drank on her way to school. Her mom was a little out of it and never caught on. The girl was just a brainiac and always bored in class. Drinking cured it. You’d never know she was buzzed. She also stored Sprite bottles mixed with vodka in her locker to keep the buzz going all day. During her senior year she started driving to school. She never had an accident. Moral of the story, kids gotta learn how to handle their liquor these days. I was at Catholic school where many were practicing alcoholics.

    Disclaimer: I do not promote drunk driving but I definitely don’t promote sloppy drunk driving. This reeks of sloppy…something.

  • I melt snowflakes.
    February 1, 2017 at 2:26 pm

    Someone must have posted about a protest at that address. Two 17yo driving a Lexus SCREAMS Snowflakes.

  • Aidantoucheskids
    February 1, 2017 at 2:26 pm

    Um except one problem it said they were traveling west on the corner of West rd and easy st and by your pics the compass is pointing north. Lol . But ya make up more shit. Lol. Looks to me west rd wasn’t plowed and they couldn’t tell where the road was drove on the side of the road and lost it. Fck lets make up stories. Such bullshit u get aways with this

    • Dumbass
      February 1, 2017 at 2:37 pm

      Ok so the article says “She said one of the teens was driving a 2002 Lexus west on West River Road at Easy Street when the car somehow went off the road.”. Try this LOOK at the picture and tell me how that makes it any BETTER? That means either A) They took a right where TB said they went in or B) They turned 180° drove up Easy St took a left in front of the house then a right after the house then another right into the pool. Either way how the hell do you end in that pool coming from West River St?

    • wtatnuckgangsta
      February 1, 2017 at 2:51 pm

      Looks like you have some personal problems with an author on this site. Ye may be a tiddly-bit biased.

      • February 1, 2017 at 4:33 pm

        Author of this site ? Whatever do you mean ? I’m stating facts and logic. I’m not making up shit for click bait. I’m pretty sure Aidan sold this site from their explanation,who knows. I could never trust those Tahanto kids. I wouldn’t lie. Like the recent lie of them not paying a bill so their website got shut down but its still down lol they couldn’t pay a very low fee? Oh please. Tell the truth not aidan turtle.

        • wtatnuckgangsta
          February 1, 2017 at 5:48 pm

          I think you forgot the username you made.

          • Aidantoucheskids
            February 1, 2017 at 5:57 pm

            Oh snap u told me. All hail the craziest diss ever. Except for the fact I put the same damn username…lol..Cant fix dumb.. guess what !? Just confirmed by family members The path turtle wrote was wrong . Oh damn thats the first time ever..

          • True Reality Speaks
            Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
            February 1, 2017 at 7:49 pm

            He’s too busy fantasizing about grown men molesting children. probably just another screen name for Realist or Old Balls.

        • wtatnuckgangsta
          February 1, 2017 at 10:36 pm

          Well, ya blocked replied below. So, I’ll reply here. WTF are you trying to say? Are you drinking?

          “Oh snap u told me. All hail the craziest diss ever. Except for the fact I put the same damn username…lol..Cant fix dumb.. guess what !? Just confirmed by family members The path turtle wrote was wrong . Oh damn thats the first time ever..”

  • paul
    February 1, 2017 at 2:13 pm

    Short cut gone wrong

  • Jason Hight
    February 1, 2017 at 2:13 pm

    The guy on buttermilk way must be so happy his perfect yard was spared! And are the twin girls possibly asainy?

  • Diane Woods emerson
    Wtf
    February 1, 2017 at 2:09 pm

    That would have been a great advertisement for the pool cover that claims to hold up an elephant !! Lol

  • Mr Butthurt
    February 1, 2017 at 2:00 pm

    Driver ed failure

  • Possessed
    February 1, 2017 at 1:56 pm

    They need an exorcism from the Church of the End Times. Where are you, pastor and acolyte? These two young ladies need spiritual guidance. Please don’t dessert them like bad paving job.

    • Officer BobnMic
      February 1, 2017 at 9:23 pm

      Negatory! What they need is an officer of my caliber who is willing to put those SJW’s into the slammer “Hands up!” I would say, “You’re under arrest!” I always wanted to be able to say those words and mean it. My mom says pretend play is good for my development.

      It’s 9:21 – I’m almost done working my double shift. Maybe I can stop by Dunkin’s and get me a free coffee. Last time I showed them this here felt badge I got a small coffee with my name written on it. Although, she spelled retard wrong, it’s why she’s working at Dunkin’s and not a decorated police officer like myself.

      • Officer BobnMic
        February 1, 2017 at 9:27 pm

        I got all worked up for being called retarded and forgot my email. My mom usually writes it on my coat tag……….my name, not my email. “retard(at)gmail(dot)com” would be too long for a tag.

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