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Somerset Slambox And Douche Donkey Post Video Of Themselves Fighting Grandparents They’re Living With On Threw Up In Fall River, Challenge All The Haters To Exchange Fisticuffs

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Things back fired for a Somerset douche donkey when he went on the Threw Up In Fall River Facebook page and posted a video of his sausage cushion instigating his grandmother and grandfather at the house they’re living in:

Holy moly, I thought that sentence would never end!!

I need a Fall River to English dictionary for this one.

So according to James Coyle, they’re…

  • living with his grandfather, who is suffering from dementia
  • His grandfather’s wife (which usually is known as your “grandmother) is torturing the old man by vacuuming
  • They just want to knock James down for “seeing me do good for once”
  • They try feeding the grandfather because the grandmother is plotting to starve him to death
  • Grandma pops mad adderalls and may be using his girlfriend to sell them
  • Something about his sister not coming over anymore because Grandma is busting through doors
  • Something about Grandma robbing the vets
  • Looking to move out, and somehow have a budget of $1900 a month with first, last and security, but yet they’re still choosing to live with his grandparents

Now let’s check out what went down….

So let me get this straight…….we’re supposed to be upset with the grandmother and not the able bodied velociratchet who relentlessly instigates her without any context in that 60 second video? Because getting up in Grandma’s grill while holding a blunt object like you’re Miss Scarlett is a perfectly normal thing to do to an elderly woman whose house you’re staying in…….

Sure, she could’ve just deescalated it by walking away, but instead she chose to pursue

And get right back up in Grandma Ginger’s grill

But Grandma Ginger was NOT fucking around….

And if she really is starving Grandpa to death, she’s doing a pretty piss poor job of it…

She’s just gotta get Grandpa a belt for those slacks. That’s the real crime here.

As it turns out Jimmy bags has an assortment of Google trophies….

Oh good, not only has he pointed a shotgun at his own mother’s head, he’s also been convicted of assaulting someone with a chainsaw. Perfectly normal crimes to be charged with. But it’s cool because people are “seeing me do good for once.” This is what seeing me do good looks like. Living in your grandparent’s garage with your skagbag girlfriend who picks fights with your grandmother.

Speaking of the slam chowder, her name is Andrea Dunlea, and she’s in no short supply of Google trophies herself. Like that time she got a ride from a stranger and then robbed her at knifepoint instead of saying thank you:

Not to be confused with that time she was charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, larceny, and a bunch of other stuff….

Yup, she’s got that “disease” that’s been going around. As if the bathroom selfies,  dog filters, and face sucking sessions with her latest nut wallop didn’t give that away.

Oh, and she’s reproduced…

Which is great, because obviously she’s a responsible mother whose primary concern is getting back custody of her kid so that he can move into her boyfriend’s grandmother’s house and watch her fight to death. It’s OK though, because she might not have time to raise her kids, but she has plenty of time to raise baby squirrels:

Oh yea, squirrels love to live in houses that some slambox threw together. Nothing weird at all about a grown woman breeding squirrels as pets. Nothing at all.

She’s evidently so devoted to animals that she started this GoFundMe to rent a space for animals that have nowhere to go….

Because people like her are in a position to rent out storage spaces in order to let squirrels and other wildlife live an enclosed harmony where they’ll be neglected and die a slow and painful death.

But that’s all behind her. She’s “clean” now, which she stated several times when she came to defend herself on TUIFR:

And the comments were not going in her favor….

Naturally, in order to show everyone just how changed she was she came on and defended herself in an eloquent and respectful manner.

Just kidding, this is a Facebook page called Threw Up In Fall River. She handled it exactly like you’d expect a GED wielding crotch nugget would…..

She even began privately messaging people who were calling her out on her bullshit, challenging them to a DMC Durfee duel….

Of course her weapon of ass destruction wasn’t gonna miss out on the fun either…

But according to the Somerset slambox, Grandma (who’s all hopped up on addy’s) was at fault because she randomly started attacking them while they were trying to feed starving Grandpa:

And she’s been leaving really mean voicemails

And she’s wicked mean to her boyfriend….

Just a reminder, her boyfriend was once sentenced to four years in prison for putting a shotgun to his own mother’s head. But yea, I’m sure Grandma is the problem here.

All she wants to do is help though!!

Because posting a video of yourself acting like a bag of assholes on Threw Up In Fall River is a great way to help your allegedly starving grandfather.

Someone pointed out that the police should be notified for elder abuse, but as it turns out the Somerset slambox had already called the cops on Grandma…..

Oh snap, she’s being charged!! Sounds serious. VERY serious!!

So we reached out to her to get her side of the story, and even invited her on Turtleboy Live.

Turns out Grandma’s killing him so she can get plastic surgery. Oh yea, this is motive that makes TONS of sense.

The bottom line is, gutterslugs like this are supposed to stay on the other side of the Taunton River. Somerset’s a nice town, but unfortunately Fall River rats can swim. Or at least they know how to Uber now. So at this point nowhere is safe until they finally open up ratchet island in the Quabbin Reservoir like Uncle Turtleboy’s been asking for for the last year and a half.

18 Comment(s)
  • Aye Zazoosh
    April 1, 2018 at 3:40 pm

    Shouldn’t mess wit a Ginger Potragee Vovo unless U want a Flip Flop upside your head

  • Sloppy
    March 26, 2018 at 5:13 pm

    These old folks worked their entire lives to enjoy a peaceful, happy retirement (the little we saw of their house appeared neat and orderly, like someone who worked for it would have and not a white trash welfare slob like the ingrate grandkids). They certainly don’t need to put up with this horse shit.
    One can only hope that James Coyle has some cousins with a little more respect for the grandparents who will see this and promptly go beat the fuck out of James.
    If they aren’t afraid to hit girls, they should beat the fuck out of Andrea, too. But if they are, give James Andrea’s share and put him in a fucking coma.

  • Monster (The Hybrid)
    March 26, 2018 at 4:36 pm

    He doesnt seem to be suffering from dementia, but I wouldnt know- I dont know anyone w/ the disease nor am I a doctor. But it’s totally possibly the grandma is an instigator & just as crazy. Just because shes old & her grandson’s a violent loser doesnt mean she’s innocent. He obviously wasnt raised by a decent human being, & neither was his parents by the looks of it. Ive heard of wives killing their husbands for money for surgery, that’s actually not a nonsensical thing. It actually happens. Is it happening here? Maybe not, but you said yourself, grandpa’s pants were falling down. They had to have fit right at one point, unless he buys all his clothes too big. It really doesnt sound as crazy as you want it to. They’re all fucking unstable pieces of shit. (Except maybe Grandpa.)

  • Bleh
    March 26, 2018 at 4:10 pm

    i understand old ppl are annoying sometimes, but you dont try to fight them. Some of them can actually kick your ass.

  • JJ@AOL.COM
    Jj@aol.com
    March 26, 2018 at 1:52 pm

    Hey, can someone find out the name of his scam oops I mean business? So we can report it to the State. Or better yet the responsible tax paying citizens of our beloved state. You know so some poor soul does not get ripped off by him!

  • JJ@AOL.COM
    Jj@aol.com
    March 26, 2018 at 1:44 pm

    The way I see it, the only crime that Andrea committed is the way she gets her eyebrows done! Holy fucking shit did you guys see those things? Those eyebrows are the real felony here. You know how they say at the end of the rainbow there is a pot of gold? Well her brows are shaped like a rainbow. They look like a rainbow made of shit and at the end instead of a pot of gold, you get a nasty, stinky, vd infested, tax sucking leach, can’t keep her own children, yeast infected, junkie, chelsea river smelling, elderly abusing, cock carousel riding, flat ass, saggy titty, mug that looks like it was set on fire & put out with a brick, whore, disrespectful, looks like 90 years old from the drugs pot of shit!

  • K
    March 26, 2018 at 12:07 pm

    My nana would whoop my ass until this day if I was disrespectful to her.

  • Duff
    March 26, 2018 at 12:05 pm

    If you live in Fall River or New Bedford you should seriously re-evaluate your life goals. To stay in either city is basically telling the whole World you threw in the towel.

  • Brian Albrecht
    March 26, 2018 at 9:54 am

    SOUTH SHORE TURTLE GIRL. SUP?

    • The Other John Travolta
      March 26, 2018 at 11:01 am

      Kid, you are a comic genius. Watching that Weymouth High field hockey team beat you up after you bought beers for them was a fuckin’ howl. I was like, damn, I didn’t know girls liked to get that violent, but I knew it was staged when they made you put on their uniform and twerk. You are a fuckin’ riot, son. That whole skit belonged in a movie.

  • SlowNewsDay
    March 26, 2018 at 8:14 am

    This story sucks. How about another story about Leigha Stormy Genduso. Now that would be titilating.

  • LSD
    March 26, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Ah, I don’t think I understand this. The 30 something year old grandson lives with his grandparents and they abuse him? Do I have that correctly? He has several thousands of dollars to get a place of his own, but for some reason won’t…is that right? His girlfriend is being abused by a gal in her 70’s, is that what your trying to tell me?
    Why don’t we try to find a place for these lovely young people to live, and incarcerate the elderly grandparents? I mean isn’t this grandson trying to do good? I’m trying to guess what their IQ’s are, they must hover around the 80 percentile.

  • wanted: Housing with no mothers or grandmothers present.
    March 26, 2018 at 6:03 am

    The dude holding the camera and commenting on his grandmother (thank God he didn’t have a shot gun)sounds like a psycho feminist.

  • Brian Albrecht
    March 26, 2018 at 3:36 am

    What a great blog turtle boy…HOWS THE LAWSUIT GOING? This looks like something that absolute PIG Bret M. Killoran would do. The thing is that fucking pussy is so old I dont think there is anyone left on this earth he would be able to harm. Except that disgusting whore that keeps him around for the food stamps he sells for drug money. WHERE YOU AT BRET?!? FUCKING PUSSY BITCH. KEEP HIDING AND WORRYING ABOUT ME. I’LL KNOCK THAT FUCKING WONK EYE STRAIGHT YOU FUCKING SIDEWINDER. LETSS GOOOO!!!!!!!!
    #BretKilloran
    #Pussy
    #ComeToWeymouthIDareYou

    • Sir Spunkalot
      March 26, 2018 at 10:35 am

      I’ll put 100 bucks on Bret kicking your ass and you crying and begging him to knock you unconscious to end your suffering. Then Bret will call your mother to sweep up your teeth after she sucks his and my dick with you watching, and then I’ll give the 100 bucks I won to the next Worcester hooker who walks by to kick your ass again, and then I’ll upload the whole fuckin’ event to Worldstar.

    • Bret
      March 26, 2018 at 11:28 am

      Awwwww,,,,my bottom bitch is back!
      Hi sugarclit!!!
      Let’s be clear,,, no one goes to Weymouth, unless it’s to fuck your slampiglet mother.
      And your pathetic obbsesion with me, and your sad cries for attention here are indicative of your tiny penis and lack of social skills, brought on by your father’s taking of sexual liberties with your fartbox….
      Now, be a good little fuckbitch and go make my samich like daddy likes it boy. I own your brain, and your MY bitch BrianAllbitch…
      …..my bitch

  • Swamp Donkey
    March 26, 2018 at 1:34 am

    Lol! What a bunch of clowns. Give em free food, stamps, tuition, and rent! 

    • LSD
      March 26, 2018 at 9:16 am

      Hey there Swamp Donkey, I think we do that already! I live in Haverhill Ma. and the guy that owns the multi unit next door likes to populate it with people that have a government check to pay the rent. They don’t last long but ALL of them drink, drug,yell, fight, & constantly party. They do not have jobs. The latest is a 60 year old gal. I saw an old news article that states that she is a rape victim & has terminal bone cancer(the article is like 7 years old). She looks very well fed and has not used the cane in months. The other gal is a hooker, junkie, drunk, foul mouthed piece of crap. Can someone tell me how these people survive?

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