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Somerville Elementary School Autism Program Director Is An Anti-Vaxxer Who Wants To Know How To Forge Immunization Record For Crotch Fruits

 

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This is Laura Zanowski Gormley, the Autism Program Director at the Winter School in Somerville.

Working with autistic children is no easy task, and obviously you’d expect a school district like Somerville to thoroughly vet who they put in charge of such a needy population of students. Certainly you wouldn’t want to hire someone who is a rabid anti-vaxxer, spreads propaganda, and believes the thoroughly debunked myth that vaccines cause autism.

Personally I think anti-vaxxers are ill-informed, easily manipulated soccer moms with way too much time on their hands. But I don’t agree with Facebook banning their groups because the only thing more dangerous than anti-vax propaganda is labeling speech as dangerous. In America you should have the right to be an ignorant twat.

However, one thing you shouldn’t be doing if you’re constantly warning peoples about the dangers of vaccinating their crotch fruits is BEING THE AUTISM PROGRAM DIRECTOR at a K-8 school in Somerville! Especially if you belong to a group called “Vaccine Resistance Movement” on Facebook.

Seems kind of common sense, no? And yes, that is her asking her group of lunatics how to forge medical documents for her crotch fruits so that she can send them to school with other kids whose parents believe in science and medicine, and potentially get their crotch fruits sick as well. There are some really sane people in that group:

Yea, don’t bring your kid to the doctors unless they’re dying. Solid parenting advice right there if you want your kid to end up with the Bubonic Plague. Kidding. But it’s still extremely irresponsible to avoid routine checkups for your baby because some woman named fanona grace, who gets all of her information from memes, told you to on Facebook.

Either way, I’d have a LOT of reservations about sending my autistic child to the Winter School in Somerville, knowing the woman who runs the program believes their difficulties stem from responsible parents who vaccinated them.

 

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53 Comment(s)
  • Joe Biden
    April 12, 2019 at 5:49 pm

    I smell something here ….

    BTW I enjoy watching how you all touch each other (-/+ comments).

  • BeBe Anzalone
    April 12, 2019 at 5:44 pm

    Joe Biden

    I smell something here ….

    BTW I enjoy watching how you all touch each other (-/+ comments).

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    April 12, 2019 at 1:13 pm

    Do the curtains match the carpet?

  • Milf Assessor
    April 12, 2019 at 11:22 am

    Like peanut and gluten allergies. Autism has come out of nowhere in past 25 years

    BS VAX for profit outside of MMR at birth are the cause…evil

    MAGA

  • Hipsterbeard Beta-Cuckstein
    April 12, 2019 at 10:16 am

    The assholes at the frat that I rushed but didn’t get into used to call me the human pussy vaccine. WTF does that even mean?

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    April 12, 2019 at 9:57 am

    Wait, I thought it was those dirty disease-ridden Mexicans that were the problem?

    Kick all dumb blondes out!!!!

  • Charlie Babbitt
    April 12, 2019 at 9:51 am

    You’d think with recent uptick in autism that the casinos would be getting crushed but people don’t seem to understand how to harness the full potential of people with this condition.

  • Nee Chi
    April 12, 2019 at 9:42 am

    Really???

    Why does the author assume this idiot anti vaxxer can’t have her own opinions, AND do her job well??

    Fucking nonsense…

    You’re actually going to fuck up her life because of her personal opinions?? What a douchbag you are.

    • Reading Comprehension Optional
      April 12, 2019 at 4:52 pm

      I think asking if anybody has forged immunization records in an obvious attempt to figure out how to get around the “oppressive” system of vaccinations goes a bit beyond just having an opinion. That’s criminal if carried out. Even if she doesn’t act on it, it shows that she doesn’t have the right character to be in charge of kids. But you’re more than welcome to put aside your better judgement for the sake of disagreeing.

  • Mayor cukkatone his excellency
    April 12, 2019 at 9:06 am

    Hey. Ohhh. Hi ya doin? BLM banners for all baby! We’re betta than medfa.

  • Independent Thinker
    April 12, 2019 at 8:20 am

    I though forgery was illegal. Any school official condoning this should be fired.

    Interesting how all of the new hires are basically for BS positions, all of which suck away money where it is needed most — by hiring more teachers. Today we have too many administrators. Too many “facilitators,” whatever that means, and too many heads of bogus departments.

  • MILFmanJack
    April 12, 2019 at 7:54 am

    She crazy as fuuuuck, but DEFINITELY would….

  • Gen. Jack D. Ripper
    April 12, 2019 at 6:48 am

    The government made all soldiers going to Iraq and Afghanistan get the anti-malarial drug mefloquine hydrochloride prior to deployment. It is currently on the USDA Black list of drugs unfit for human consumption. Side effects; anxiety depression and suicide. Imagine that

    • Barry
      April 12, 2019 at 9:34 am

      How many soldiers ended up with Malaria?

  • Street rat
    April 12, 2019 at 6:19 am

    Somerville, isn’t that Curtatones town? She prob got the job by blowing his socks off. I’m sure she has a large following in the city. At least the schools are still requiring vax records. The day will come when they won’t anymore. Sadly, it’s going to take a large scale epidemic, one where they suffer loss and pain to end this nonsense.

  • XXX
    April 12, 2019 at 6:13 am

    Anti Vaccine is stupid, let the stupid get sick and die. Darwin wins again.

    Wake Up People, THEY… President Obama, Crooked Hillary, the FBI, CIA, Fisa, judges, courts, Leftist Media (msm), foreign governments tried to overthrow President Donald Trump. They almost succeeded, this is the biggest story since 9/11, Pearl Harbor and the Civil War. Get Angry and Get Justice.

  • Abe
    April 12, 2019 at 2:24 am

    You sound like a bitter cunt….. If all you do is whine about what other moms do then I wonder when the last time you got a good fuck………

  • AOC
    April 11, 2019 at 10:51 pm

    Under my Green New Deal, you’ll hardly be able to see a doctor, nevermind getting vaccinated! That money will be rerouted to build a wind powered train from California to Hawaii.

  • Claire Generazio
    CEG
    April 11, 2019 at 8:14 pm

    I’m assuming this idiot is just trying to make some sort of fake printout. But good luck trying to get it to match state records. Part of my job is entering administered vaccines into the states database with the Department of Health. You need to enter the Lot #, expiration date, who administered it, where it was administered, the VIS given, etc.

  • Woody
    April 11, 2019 at 7:41 pm

    The irony is that these anti-vaxxers are all nanny state banners of your rights to drink from straw etc but demand that they expose you to disease, no ban.lock them all in a room with every thing already banned and proposed to be banned for a year, then we shall talk. AR-15s, plastic straws, styrofoam, etc

    • Independent Thinker
      April 12, 2019 at 8:25 am

      And the ones who scream the loudest about now we shouldn’t drink from straws or use single-use plastic cups are the ones who have a smoothie on their way to work in the morning, and then they have another one on their way home. Then they wonder why they are so fat, which is what will happen to you as you age when you drink this kind of crap.

  • Turtle Rider
    April 11, 2019 at 7:12 pm

    Smear her with feces and set her on fire.

  • Turtles are slow.
    April 11, 2019 at 6:51 pm

    Turtleboy’s enlightened, intelligent contribution to the planet and legacy in existence…write trolling buzzword articles for hotheaded simpletons to get a rise out of them Just another low frequency human being who only breeds negativity and uses his platform to make absolutely no impact on the world. What a waste and shame.

    • The Truth Hurts
      April 12, 2019 at 9:35 am

      … said the subject of a previous TBS exposé.

    • Mom’s Basement
      April 12, 2019 at 9:40 am

      Huh?

  • Stunt Penis
    April 11, 2019 at 6:46 pm

    Definitely wood. Over and over again. Every position. Every orifice. Bareback even.

    Of course I’d use a fake name. Someone who lives several towns away who I really hate, of course.

    • Mom’s Basement
      April 12, 2019 at 9:44 am

      You just think she’s hot because of the fancy dress and tiara. You’d regret it, trust me.

  • Jack N. Dix
    April 11, 2019 at 6:43 pm

    It’s A-OK to think like an idiot if nobody else is really affected but this is subjecting entire populations to diseases that have killed MILLIONS. If you know someone who believes it’s worth the risk of their child getting tuberculosis or polio by refusing vaccinations be sure to call them an imbecile and immediately cease all contact.

    • Shawn Silvia
      Npcsjwbro
      April 11, 2019 at 8:15 pm

      But if you got vaccinated, what do you have to worry about if someone else doesn’t?

    • Responding to a dumbass.
      April 11, 2019 at 11:38 pm

      We don’t vaccinate children for TB in the US…

      • Willie Dux-Herr
        April 12, 2019 at 1:24 pm

        True, but it’s probably about time to start. Diseases that all but vanished here are now back again thanks to fence jumpers and morons who aren’t vaccinating their own kids.

  • shedding_light
    April 11, 2019 at 6:33 pm

    Autism is a behavioral diagnosis. In order to receive the diagnosis of “Autism” a child must exhibit a certain number of behaviors over a certain time frame. If he or she does not do so, the diagnosis of “autism” is not warranted.

    There is no blood test for “autism.”

    “Autism” can’t be confirmed or “ruled-out” by laboratory analysis. It’s strictly a behavioral diagnosis.

    Therefore, anything that causes physiological damage cannot directly “cause” autism.

    Therefore… vaccines cannot “cause” “autism.”

    Vaccines cause other stuff.
    Vaccines cause encephalitis.
    Vaccines cause seizures.
    Vaccines cause immune system deficiencies.
    Vaccines cause gastrointestinal problems.

    Encephalitis causes mood swings.
    Encephalitis causes extreme pain.
    Encephalitis causes inattention and impulsivity.
    Encephalitis causes aggression.
    Encephalitis causes balance problems and difficulty relating to one’s environment.

    Seizures cause mood swings.
    Seizures cause inattention and impulsivity.
    Seizures cause alterations in consciousness.

    Immune system deficiencies cause children to have more frequent bacterial infections, such as ear infections, upper respiratory infections (URIs), sinusitis, and strep infections.
    Immune system deficiencies cause children to have more frequent viral infections, such as stomatitis, “fevers of unknown origin,” “viral rashes,” hives, conjunctivitis, and gastrointestinal viruses that cause vomiting and diarrhea.
    Immune system deficiencies cause children to be more vulnerable to “everything that’s going around” and to have a tougher time getting over things than their peers.

    Gastrointestinal damage from vaccines causes diarrhea.
    Gastrointestinal damage from vaccines causes nausea, reflux, vomiting, and the recently discovered “disease” now known as GERD (Gastro-Esophageal Reflux Disease).
    Gastrointestinal damage from vaccines causes increased vulnerability to viruses and bacteria, which leads to increased administration of antibiotics, which leads to overgrowth of pathogenic yeast.

    Pathogenic yeast overgrowth leads to intestinal hyperpermeability (“leaky gut syndrome”).
    Pathogenic yeast overgrowth leads to constipation.
    Pathogenic yeast overgrowth leads to food allergies.
    Pathogenic yeast overgrowth leads to skin eruptions, “drunken, silly behavior,” inattention and impulsivity, and cravings for bread, sugar, ice cream, milk, and carbohydrates.

    Technically, vaccines do not cause autism because technically there is no such thing as autism.

    Vaccines cause the underlying physical conditions that result in the pain, neurological damage, immune system disorders, gastrointestinal damage, and yeast overgrowth – all of which combine to produce the behavioral symptoms that result in the “autism” diagnosis.

    Gastrointestinal damage is the most obvious result of vaccine damage.

    When a previously healthy child suddenly starts having multiple episodes of watery and extremely stinky diarrhea every day, and this happens shortly after receiving vaccinations, it is notable as a “vaccine injury.” What is not so obvious is that when the child’s gut is permanently damaged, he or she is no longer able to absorb nutrients necessary to produce neurotransmitters necessary for proper brain function. So when the child develops mood swings, sleep difficulties, and learning disabilities several months later, these issues are not recognized as being related to the vaccine injury because the initial damage occurred many months earlier.

    • Vaccines Can’t Help Crazy
      April 11, 2019 at 6:43 pm

      Just a reminder gentlemen
      Never stick your dick in crazy
      Any questions?
      Is so… See above

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      April 12, 2019 at 2:45 am

      Seriously, fuck off.

      Vaccines have saved billions of human lives and you just WANT to believe they’re harmful, despite scientists debunking the anti-vax myths with their pesky evidence.

      You’re harming the population and you’re harming your own children by not vaccinating.

      Off you fuck, right now.

    • Captain Obvious
      April 12, 2019 at 6:27 am

      The only thing Vaccines cause is adults. In fact it’s the number 1 side effect

    • Big Wick
      April 12, 2019 at 11:00 am

      You say “Vaccines cause encephalitis. Vaccines cause seizures. Vaccines cause immune system deficiencies. Vaccines cause gastrointestinal problems.” The short reply is, Uh, no, as a general rule they DON’T. Vaccines MAY cause these side effects, just as any medication may. Just listen to those damned drug ads on TV, 40 seconds of a minute spot is a listing of side effects. If you don’t want your kid to be subjected to risk, move somewhere else. And to the AVer who asked how a vaccinated person is affected by the unvaccinated, diseased person, the contagion can be unknowingly carried to an at-risk (e.g., very young, elderly, immuno- compromised) person. If you or your kid has measles, WE DON’T WANT YOU HERE.

  • Cleon Skousen
    April 11, 2019 at 6:23 pm

    Most vaccines are inefficient and potentially dangerous, just look at the side effects listed in the paper insert of the packaging. I mean the flu vaccine and the MMR vaccine both list autism as a possible side effect. The problem is if vaccines really worked as defined, people that were vaccinated would be at no risk of catching the illness they were vaccinated for from people that caught the illness that didn’t get vaccinated. If their vaccines really worked they would not force them on people and it would be your choice and should be your choice what you allow to be put in your body or any person under your care. NO ONE should have a higher authority than you to decide what is put into your body.

    It is no coincidence that the MMR vaccine patent expired 10 days ago and now they are fearmongering about measles so that it is open market for any pharmaceutical company to cash in on it. The common cold is more dangerous than measles ffs and yet trillions in medical research and they have yet to find a foolproof 100% effective vaccine or cure for that.

    • It Appears They Travel In Packs
      April 11, 2019 at 6:46 pm

      Must be computer hour at McLean’s Hospital. Make sure you drink your Sunny D and was all your ness down

      • Jack Springfield
        April 11, 2019 at 7:42 pm

        Liberalism is a mental disorder. McLean Hospital is likely where you are, hopefully in a padded room.
        Let me guess, you also hate freedom, liberty and the US Constitution…

    • Alice Brady's taint
      April 13, 2019 at 8:17 am

      When’s the last time anybody died from a Cold? Putting that up against Measles or Smallpox (which was eradicated due to immunization) is just dumb.

  • Jeff J
    Eff M. All
    April 11, 2019 at 6:23 pm

    It’s really a shame there isn’t/wasn’t a vaccine for ignorance and stupidity. The world would be a much better place. Instead we’re forced to live alongside these fucking lunatics.

  • Shawn Silvia
    Free thinker try it out some time
    April 11, 2019 at 6:17 pm

    Of course logic tells me that if you vaccinate your kid and I don’t vaccinate mine, then your kid should be fine because vaccines work, right? So it’s a lot of hoopla over nothing.

  • If you haven't been there, get fuk'd
    April 11, 2019 at 6:13 pm

    Southshore TG, I say this with the up most respect. 1994, my sparkling blue eyed bouncing baby boy was happy, snuggly, giggling, talking and walking. He went in for his 18 mo check up and a cocktail of immunizations, later that day my world was forever changed. The light sniffed out of his Bright eyes. Inconsolable. As mums, we would expect captain cranky ass after shots. This didn’t even. Within days, he no longer walked or talked. He regressed to a 3 month old. Many doctors and appointments, no one could figure out why or how this happened. Fast forward… 1999… Dx Autism
    Second child, delayed immunizations. Meaning no cocktails. One dam thing at a time. He may have been 6 by the time he was fully vaccinated.
    As crazy as it seems, if you haven’t been through it, its watching every hope and dream you have for your child slip away and there’s not a fucking thing you can do about it.
    Anti-vax? Hell no! Slowly vax, hell yes and I will keep them in my bubble until they are safe to play with others.

    • Jeff J
      School Time
      April 11, 2019 at 6:30 pm

      To “If you haven’t been there get fuk’d”…..it’s “utmost” not “up most”. You’re welcome.

      • Graduating State Trooper
        April 11, 2019 at 7:18 pm

        You fukking Kunt, she is talking about her autitistic kid and you bring up grammar. Did you attend Mt Holycoke?

        • state pooper
          April 11, 2019 at 9:50 pm

          go fuck yourself you corrupt faggoty cunt

        • pooper scooper trooper
          April 11, 2019 at 9:53 pm

          “autitistic” yeah you’re about right for a state trooper

    • ANGRY GIANT
      April 11, 2019 at 10:10 pm

      The brain of my cousin was turned Mush after a vaccine regimen , 50 years ago. The medical business will tell you that is an anecdote, a coincidence.

  • Bill Clinton
    April 11, 2019 at 5:32 pm

    How does she feel about a hot beef injection?

    • Bob K
      April 11, 2019 at 7:16 pm

      You may need to roofie her, you sly dog but I know that has never stopped you…

  • Idiots
    April 11, 2019 at 5:30 pm

    Go ahead and contract some disease from the third world illegals serving you your charbucks coffee. Who gives a flying leap, the rest of us will make sure our kids are vaccinated.

  • Joe Cukaphoney
    April 11, 2019 at 5:26 pm

    Employees of schools and universities have really stepped up their stupidity status. They try to abolish law enforcement but as far as what they say to the kids they are supposed to be teaching nothing is off limits. Absolutely disgraceful. Fuck everything about Somerville

  • The Vaxxer
    April 11, 2019 at 5:21 pm

    I would vaccinate her several times with my thick syringe, injecting millions of intelligence cells into her stomach and uterus …

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