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Sorostitute Sally Defends Psychosnatch Mom After Mom’s Arrest For Putting Tracking Devices On Her Ex-BF And His New Girlfriend’s Cars



A lot of people have a crazy ex that does crazy ex things. But most people don’t get to experience the wrath of of an ex’s crazy mother like this one from Plainfield, CT:


How do we know it was her daughter’s ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend? Her daughter volunteered that info in the comments:

So let me get this straight. You dated this guy 6 years ago when you were 16 and he was 25. And this somehow makes it OK that your psychosnatch mom put tracking device on not only his car, but his new girlfriend’s car too? For the sake of argument, let’s just say this guy is really obsessed with psychosnatch mom’s daughter. Why not just put a tracking device on his car? Why does your mom care about the new girlfriend if he’s moved on with his life? And since you obviously knew about this and were feeding your mother stories about her, why didn’t you attempt to put a stop to it? It’s almost as if you’re just as crazy as ma dukes.

She kept firing away though, presenting herself as the victim here.

Here’s an idea – if your ex-boyfriend is harassing you, then go down to the courthouse with three examples of unwelcome communications from him, and apply for a harassment order. It’s really not that hard.

Did you call the cops? Do you suddenly feel like a victim because he’s dating someone his own age? Don’t get me wrong, if you’re 25 years old and you’re drilling a 16 year old you’re a loser and shady as hell. But let’s not act like anyone not named Zack Morris was up in arms when this happened:

Jeff was like 30, and Kelly, as scissorific as she was, was a fictional 16 year old girl.

The victim here isn’t the 23 year old woman who dated a 25 year old back when Macklemore was a thing. The victims are the grown adults who had their cars tracked by this CIA wannabe whose hair hasn’t evolved since 1988. This is just victim blaming.

Nevertheless she kept milking the story and presenting herself as the victim.

Only an attention seeking sorostitute would throw “literally” in front of thank you.

There’s just no need for it.

But her strategy was effective because psychosnatch mom was getting tons of sympathy in the comments:

It’s like the junkie vigilante from last week all over again. Just tell people that the victim was a bad person, everyone blindly believes you because you wrote it on the Interwebs, and you turn the criminal into a hero.

Oh, and the police were wrong too.

Dindu nuffin.

Of course Miss Alpha Creampie Omega was feeding into it.

“So yes, I am young.”

Oh fuck right off. It’s almost as if she knew about the tracking devices too and was telling her psychosnatch mother stories about him because she knew Mom would do something to get arrested instead of her.

This was interesting too:

Especially since psychosnatch mom posted this in January on Facebook:

In other words, psychosnatch Mom “tutored” and acted as a de facto parent for the grown man who was allegedly banging her 16 year old daughter, despite the fact that her daughter claims he was stalking her. Sounds like they were really distraught over what he did to her.

Here’s my educated theory about what happened:

  • Daughter pulls a Kelly Kapowski
  • Daughter goes to UConn and gets a taste of frat boy clam hammer
  • Daughter breaks up with guy now approaching 30 and begins career as amateur Instagram model
  • Guy desperately tries to hang onto nice piece of sweet potato pie so he can at least hit it on Columbus Day Weekend
  • Sorostitute daughter secretly enjoys the attention he’s giving her, and when he finally moves on with his life and gets a new girlfriend she feeds stories to psychosnatch mom who puts tracking devices on both of their cars under the guise of protecting her daughter

But that’s just my theory.


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62 Comment(s)
  • Big Wick
    May 20, 2019 at 9:25 am

    If the guy were smart he’d have taken the trackers and stuck them on separate over-the-road semi’s.

  • Sam
    May 18, 2019 at 10:47 pm

    Story is weird as fuck. Guy is a pedophile creep. Daughter is hot but crazy. Momma is just crazy. Guys girlfriend is obviously all over these replies which is creepy as fuck too. The whole fucking bunch of them are wack jobs.

  • Sorority girl gone wild
    May 18, 2019 at 6:40 pm

    The daughter is hot. Don’t blame the guy for not wanting to let her go

  • Jesse
    May 18, 2019 at 12:15 pm

    Legal or not I would beat the fuck out of any 25 year old man trying to hook up with my 16 year old sister or daughter. The girlfriend is in denial. The mom is a dumbass.

  • Gary Larson, Creator of The Far Side
    May 17, 2019 at 10:49 am

    Dear Lord, one of my female characters has come to life, in the guise of Shelley Soucie.

  • Anthony Weiner
    May 17, 2019 at 9:30 am

    The issue with these precocious Lolitas is that she will look like her mother in 10 years. Prime age is 16 to 24. Ugh…
    I will give her a few Kung Fu lessons for free daily … First lesson is called Poking Tiger, Sneaky Dragon. see, if you when you are blindfolded and naked, you can tell where my dragon is poking your tiger ,…

  • Dumb shits
    May 17, 2019 at 8:34 am

    It’s so clear that at these lying comments trying to bash the guy are Shelly’s and her scum bag friends. They are doing everything they can to make themselves look like the victims. That’s why turtle boy wrote this article! They saw right through the victim blaming bullshit. She’s is only making herself look worse.

  • Screw Him
    May 17, 2019 at 7:46 am

    Word on the street is this guy likes them as young as thirteen.
    Another problem here is the mom is facing serious consequences and $5000 for bail, meanwhile across town some Banana boat refugee will get pulled over with 4 lbs. of Heroin and an illegal firearm and he’ll be released on $500 bail the same day and all of the charges will be thrown out in court.

    May 16, 2019 at 10:14 pm

    You guys are fucked up. You bash someone for parking in a handicap spot but your okay with some pedophile? This dude is legit the real deal and should be in jail getting anally fucked on a daily basis. If you go to the WINY website there is enough information to track this pedophile down!! There are even names and ages of previous victims. this fucker is sick and obviously has a bad habit of fucking underage girls. He needs to to be raped just like he is doing to those fucking girls in his dojo. And WTF is wrong with the fucking girlfriend? She is protecting this fucking pedo!!! You can tell she is jealous of the underage smoke show and just wants the girl to go away. Sorry honey, even if momma goes to jail, the hot daughter is free. Your fucked if she wants him back cause it says your in your 30’s and she is still a sweet little young thing and the pedophile obviously likes that shit. You are just lucky she is not 16 lmfao. You deserve everything he does for protecting him and enabling him to continue to molest girls. You 2 are sick fuckers.

    • Deflateddoritodinks
      May 17, 2019 at 7:08 am

      16 is legal in Mass. Jellus much?

  • Gash Basher
    May 16, 2019 at 5:34 pm

    Public service announcement: if you comment “would” on a blog featuring a hot chick, you’re a giant tool.

    • cunt Evaluator
      May 16, 2019 at 8:38 pm

      Its obvious which hole you like to bash. You and alex reimer have that in common. Also would on this blonde starlet.

  • Stunt Penis
    May 16, 2019 at 4:58 pm

    Would…. and if she gave me the fingers like that, I’d break out the KY and tell her to drop to her knees and get on with my prostate massage!

    • John
      May 16, 2019 at 10:57 pm

      another fucking faggot. WTF since when did turtleboy become the go to website for faggots?!?!

      • Dick Scratcher
        May 17, 2019 at 4:08 am

        Around the time that you got here….

  • Ching Chang
    May 16, 2019 at 3:30 pm

    Thank you for making this pretty young blonde kung fu cock sucker ‘Turtleboy famous!’.
    Does anyone know if she charges by the Yen?

    • John
      May 16, 2019 at 10:44 pm

      fucking faggot. probably like little boys too. stick your own finger up your ass you creepy fucker. Fucking prostate exam SMH

    • Oh Me So Horny Me Love You Long Time
      May 18, 2019 at 1:46 am

      Ask Mr. Kraft.

  • Ching Chang
    May 16, 2019 at 3:09 pm

    Yes you show pictures of a very pretty girl who has grown up to be a middle finger flipping girl who has moved on and is now an alcoholic slam pig who goes to nice parties but will forever be known as the girl who was Kung Fu fucked when she was just a kid and now has the stigma of being easy. Nice article!

  • Randall Guy
    May 16, 2019 at 2:52 pm

    Are we out of rachets in Massachusetts already?

    May 16, 2019 at 2:45 pm

    Why isn’t this pedo in jail? He better be careful, doesn’t sound like the statue of limitations ran out. He could be the next one arrested.

    • Johnny Cockring
      May 17, 2019 at 12:06 am

      Hey dumbass. The age of consent is 16 which mean no crime has been commited. Look it up, legal genuis.

      • Y
        May 17, 2019 at 12:22 am

        Thought 16 could consent with another 16 y/o (or someone under 18), but if the person was over 18 and having sex with someone under 18, then it was illegal, no?
        Just got home from watching the Bruins game, fuck yeah, but not on top of my game. I didn’t maul anyone, though. Yay me! Work will suck.

        • Johnny Cockring
          May 17, 2019 at 12:55 am

          “The justices based their ruling on a Massachusetts law that established the legal age of sexual consent as 16. The law states that so long as the sexual relationship is not otherwise “unlawful” or with a “chaste” individual, an adult may “entice” a minor age sixteen and older to engage in sexual intercourse.”

          The law is pretty black and white and in most states in the US the age of consent is 16. The same age when get to drive a car and work a full time job. All this virtue signaling screaminh about the guy being a pedo is enough. You don’t lump him in with people like Michael Jackson and Catholic Priests for fucks sake.

          • Y
            May 17, 2019 at 1:10 am

            It’s definitely predatory, even acceptable for Stephen Tyler, but the law’s the law.
            Appreciate it.
            Mama Scare should’ve stopped it when her daughter was 16, but she probably wanted a discount on her kung fu lessons (and a cream pie on the side).

      • Jeffery Epstein
        May 17, 2019 at 9:26 am

        Best news ever bro! Sweet sixteen and you are free and clear to tap into it. I made a big mistake of going after the 14 year olds but my high priced lawyers will get me a plea deal….

  • Bob Kraft
    May 16, 2019 at 2:43 pm

    How dare you photograph me while she’s showing me her way of giving prostate massages.
    I asked her if she cleans under the finger nails before starting.
    I do have my standards.

    May 16, 2019 at 2:40 pm

    I am very happy to learn that this pretty young thing wasn’t involved with a George Soros front organization.

  • WTF
    May 16, 2019 at 2:34 pm

    This story shouldn’t be about a mom being a bitch for placing GPS trackers on a known pedophiles car.
    The real story is this grown man is putting his dick in High School girls.
    For Christ sake TB writers you ostracize people for parking in Handicap spots at empty Donut shops but you feel empathy for this child rapist? WTF

    • Pedophiles Should DIE
      May 16, 2019 at 11:11 pm

      RIGHT!!!!! Like what the fuck!!! It is obvious this pedophiles slag whore of a girlfriend sent this to turtleboy! Probably whined her boyfriend was being treated sooo unfairly. Cannot believe turtleboy fell for this shit!!! The man is a child molestor! And he teaches martial arts!! Someone said brazilian jiu jitsu, which means he is teaching kids. WHICH MEANS HE IS ROLLING AROUND ON THE FLOOR ON TOP OF KIDS AND HAVING THEM ON TOP OF HIM!! That is just wrong as fuck. Come one turtleboy wake up and smell the sit on this one

      • Y
        May 17, 2019 at 12:17 am

        Mom, you’re still a psycho, and I’d still plow your daughter (under an alias).
        You SLAG!

  • Weird
    May 16, 2019 at 2:21 pm

    It almost looks as if that post mom wrote was directed at her daughter. I didn’t see anything else so I am unsure.

  • Laquisha
    May 16, 2019 at 2:13 pm

    My forth daughter Laquisha3 am 14 yr. old an been gettin Karate lessons from her Uncle after school.
    She be commin home with rashes on her neck she calls mat burns an now she be pregnant from she say karate fallin on da matz. Am you think maybe she be sneakin out from her Uncle house an meetin up wit this white Karate instructor?

  • z
    May 16, 2019 at 1:47 pm

    I’m no expert but if you suspect your Mailman is an alien from the planet Zhariba intent on eating your brains I suggest you put a Zideom2000x invisible tracking device in one of your 1000 daily outgoing letters to NASA and you can use an app to get his logistics and his mail route without Pokemon Go interference. The truth is out there.

  • Mike
    May 16, 2019 at 1:38 pm

    This guy is a PEDO RAPIST. Let me get this straight he is supposed to be teaching a 16 year old self defense and instead he fucks her. I heard this place is in Danielson CT called Team Squared. Don’t send your daughters anywhere near this guy

    • Bob
      May 16, 2019 at 2:27 pm

      Seems like mom didn’t mind the raping that much until earlier this year. Sounds like a mother of the year candidate to me. Must have been some deal they made for her to stay in school. Let the older boyfriend sleepover in weeknights kind of thing. Obviously no father in that house since consemption.

      • Y
        May 16, 2019 at 6:47 pm

        You had me till “consemtin”. Try conception.
        Regardless, the guy’s a skinner, and the mom & daughter are nuttier than a jar of Skippy.
        Both sides can be wrong.

      • John
        May 16, 2019 at 11:06 pm

        Gee “Bob” otherwise known as pedo’s girlfriend. You sure seem to know an awful lot about this “relationship” (you sick bitch sex between and adult and a child is a crime). Love how nonchalant you are about the sick fucker sleeping over on “weeknight”. You are one twisted pathetic excuse for a woman. Like somehow because the mother didn’t stop it from happening it is fucking ok for a man to fuck a child? What he has no responsibility? Why? Cause your fucking him too? And last I checked pedophiles don’t announce their intentions! They “groom” the child and the damn family then they pounce and fuck the kid up for life! But that doesn’t matter to you does it you fucking slag. You are that desperate you would rather be with a pedophile than single? The mom may have been fucking clueless but your lower than the frog shit underneath the fucking scum on the bottom of the pond. Bitch there is something wrong with you! God pray for you if you have a daughter and bring that pedo near her.

  • Well, No Shit
    May 16, 2019 at 1:33 pm

    I’d give that pretty little thing the best three seconds of her life.

    Yeah, I’m a two-pump chump! What of it? Ain’t no shame in my game!

  • Been There
    May 16, 2019 at 1:28 pm

    Wow, so the mom pays to have her daughter learn Karate so she can protect herself from rapist sickos and the Karate dude rapes her kid?
    Karate was big in the 70’s after Bruce Lee movies and coming back after John Wick movies but here’s a little practical advice.
    I believe that 75% of the population in America has never been in a real fist fight.
    Street fights are fast and it only takes one good punch to either knock someone out or get knocked the fuck out. Karate
    ‘s not going to help you.

  • Bill Clinton
    May 16, 2019 at 1:26 pm

    She has a nice set of coconuts

  • z
    May 16, 2019 at 1:03 pm

    Berkeley Varitronics Systems
    Wolfhound-Pro cell phone tracker with direction finding.
    Used in prisons.
    Because that’s what the GPS is doing, phoning home.

    IPhones and probably Android have apps where you can put a hidden locator on them. Google has something though I think it’s not hidden. Useful if you have kids and a family plan. Want to know where your kids are? Open your app to find them. You are paying the freight and the only thing you are doing is invading your kids privacy with something you paid for.

    In this case, these cars are not moms to screw with. Mom ought to be beaten within an inch of her life and while still alive her body should be dumped in a hood somewhere.

    It’s too bad that the hardware couldn’t be hacked. If it was doable I’d transmit the latitude and longitude of moms house moving the #s a tiny bit to make it look like she was being stalked. And do it at 2 AM. What’s she going to do? Call the cops?

    You think stalking is cool, bitch? Here’s your stalking!! All you need is google maps if you know her address. All from the comfort of your couch.

    • Y
      May 16, 2019 at 6:50 pm

      What’s up, Z?! Long time…
      Anyways, thanks for the lead; I’ll reach-out to that BVS to see if we can do business.

  • Scott
    May 16, 2019 at 1:02 pm

    He is a fucking pedophile and should be in jail. It is obviously his gf defending him on that site. And it’s just as obvious here the pedos new gf is a friend of yours. He is scum. LOCK HIM UP

  • Kirk Minihane
    May 16, 2019 at 12:55 pm

    MVTB is just jealous because her daughters are fat underage piglets she hasn’t been able to sell into prostitution. The two-ton for one deal hasn’t been the hit she thought it would be, even in Lawrence.

  • JimmyBooms
    May 16, 2019 at 12:51 pm

    If your theory is true then why would they put GPS Trackers on the cars. It just dont add up.

    Something smells and it ain’t a story.

  • He's a PEDO
    May 16, 2019 at 12:47 pm

    So um yeah okay, this guy was banging underage girls at his Karate Dojo so they could they could get their blue belt in IFUCKOLDERGUY technique and the concerned mom who doesn’t want him raping other 16 year old girls is the criminal here???
    I say good for the mom because this fucking guy used his clout as a teacher to fuck her daughter and mess up her young impressionable mind for years and he’s probably still doing it.
    How many other teen students has he told you’re the Ying of my Yang now blow me for 15 Karate points?

    • Shelleys making fake profiles on here
      May 16, 2019 at 2:00 pm

      It’s so clear that Shelley is making comments in this thread. She also is making fake profiles on Facebook. She is desperate!

      • John
        May 16, 2019 at 10:50 pm

        shelley’s not the only one making fake profiles on here. You must be the pedophiles girlfriend you disgusting slag. You are one sick bitch for enabling this shit. I hope to God you are not a mother but you probably are and you probably have a little girl you leave with this sick fucker. People like you are disgusting. Crawl back into your hole ya fucking pedo lover. Using Turtleboy to help you protect a pedophile rapist is fucking low.

    • z
      May 16, 2019 at 2:41 pm

      As Rambo said, “Let it go”.

      I hated Brian Dennehy and David Caruso after that movie.
      Going after a Congressional Medal of Honor winner.
      Fuck them, fuck you and fuck mom.

    • Kevin Spacey
      May 16, 2019 at 5:35 pm

      If you can’t bang the hot students what is the point of becoming a teacher?

      One becomes a teacher to be cumming in the student body.

  • Ricardo Cabeza
    May 16, 2019 at 12:42 pm

    How the fuck does a 25 year old get allowed to take a 16 year old girl? You can’t really take the high ground if he doesn’t want to give her up after that.

    Also, I would ram the soul out of her body with my flesh cudgel.

  • Dick Scratcher
    May 16, 2019 at 12:23 pm

    The daughter would definitely get it.

    The mother – not so much.

  • kevins9iron
    May 16, 2019 at 12:21 pm

    How is putting a tracking device on a vehicle stalking? She is definitely NOT GUILTY!

  • Bobby Blue balls
    May 16, 2019 at 11:43 am

    Yes I would

  • Chester the Fupa Molester
    May 16, 2019 at 11:38 am

    Would…. If I had the $20 that is….

  • Randall Guy
    May 16, 2019 at 11:38 am

    OMG that Danielle.
    She is holy fucking hot as hell.
    Fuck yes. WOULD.

    • Joe Biden
      May 16, 2019 at 12:18 pm

      That’s the spirit, Randall!

  • Jimmy
    May 16, 2019 at 11:35 am

    I think the mom & boyfriend were doing “it.” He moved on. Mom was probably upset.
    Come on, look at all she did for him…

  • Asshole Portnose
    May 16, 2019 at 11:28 am

    I’d so disappoint her.

  • Happy Together
    May 16, 2019 at 11:17 am

    I can see this comments section looking like the one from the blog about the dude taking matters into his own hands over an alleged bike thief

  • Those aren’t dimples
    May 16, 2019 at 11:09 am

    She has the facial profile of a pit bull, what’s up with her cheeks and jaw line???? I’d still would though.

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