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South African Hoodrat Airs Grievances About Being Shot By Worcester PD On Worcester FB Page, Doesn’t Realize He’s On Wrong Continent 

South African Hoodrat Airs Grievances About Being Shot By Worcester PD On Worcester FB Page, Doesn’t Realize He’s On Wrong Continent

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Junior hoodrats please take note – if you’re gonna go all “fuck the po-lice” on the Worcester Police in a Facebook group, make sure you’re talking about the right Worcester:

Honestly, based on that magnificent attempt at the English language, I assumed he was your average 19 year old sophomore that Lisa Dyer was passing along at North High School. But it turns out not only was he in the wrong state and country, he was on the wrong continent!

Yup, he’s from Worcester alright. Worcester, South Africa. Located down the road from Capetown:

He posted this about 10:30 PM Worcester, MA time, which is 4:30 AM South Africa time. Ya got that? This winner woke up at 4:30 in the morning, joined a private Facebook group called The Truth About Worcester, just to air his grievances about being shot by the Worcester Police. And honestly, based on everything I can see about him on his Facebook page, he totally deserved to get shot by the police:

Holy MCAS!! No wonder it took them a billion years to get independence. Lookie here Lee-roy, the po-lice are gonna find you if you act a fool. You can run, but you can’t apartheid. So next time you wanna share your brilliant thoughts about the state of policing in your community, at least make sure you’re within three time zones of the Worcester Police you’re airing your grievances about. Just sayin.

 

 

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11 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    September 10, 2017 at 4:58 am

    Stupidity is a universal constant.

  • Sonny's Mom
    September 8, 2017 at 8:15 am

    Wow, it takes serious tactical planning and skills to put that many typos and grammatical errors into every single Facebook post. /s

  • Hildegard Rotchrcockoff
    September 7, 2017 at 11:22 pm

    Funny thing is, he’d fit right in the Woo stateside. Global community I guess, at least when it comes to being a shithead.

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    September 7, 2017 at 2:49 pm

    I see gang signs are universal.

    As for the attempt at communication, my first thought was that SkyNet has achieved sentience.

  • Jack Mehoff
    September 7, 2017 at 8:11 am

    About 10 years ago I was in a pizza restaurant outside of Pretoria, SA that was in an area safe for whites (very few places are!). Nice shopping center, a few stores and restaurants, like an outdoor mall. It was next door to my hotel.

    Suddenly the door burst open and several Police came rushing in, all waving automatic weapons. In Zulu and Afrikaans they said “everyone on the floor now, hands on your head!” Of course the whole place did. While several officers covered us a few went into the kitchen, we heard a commotion and screaming, and they dragged who I assume was a cook, now all bloody and barely conscious, out the front door. They all left. Whole episode less than a minute. Everyone went back to eating, the waiters/waitresses got us new drinks. Life was normal.

    The ANC that has taken over South Africa are the worst kind of terrorists. They are corrupt beyond belief, ignorant to the point of illiterate, racist against anyone not in their tribe and have taken a beautiful country and destroyed it. Black on white is bad but black on black is just as common. This guy was right in the wrong place.

    Apartheid was bad but people were fed, housed, educated and had medical care. Now only the powerful have that while the rest descend into despair.

    Antifa is the voice of Marxism which is the politics of the ANC which parallels the principles of Progressivism. Look at what is happening now in Africa and Venezuela and think hard if you want that future for your grandchildren.

    • foleyworld
      Wannabe
      September 7, 2017 at 8:25 am

      I agree with most of what you say except that ” Marxism parallels Progressivism” it doesn’t, and the notion that we here in the USA would ever decline to the ignorance and stupidity of the “Barely Evolved Above Gorilla” intelligence of the Zulu tribesman who are raping and pillaging S.Africa is ridiculous…. though we were collectively Dumb enough to Elect the Oompa Loompa, it would take a real reversal of The evolutionary clock to put us on the same level as those primates.

      • Wannabe pussy
        September 7, 2017 at 11:45 am

        I’d expect something like that coming from an Antifa terrorist such as yourself

      • Jack Mehoff
        September 7, 2017 at 4:01 pm

        Marxism is Communism through Revolution. Progressivism is Communism through evolution. The end goal is the same: total Government control by a few elites over the disarmed and beaten down citizens who are then universally poor. USSR all over again.

        Bernie Sanders and his crowd have really done a good job at brainwashing you. Wake up.

      • Sonny's Mom
        September 8, 2017 at 8:25 am

        Wrong! Read “The Origins of Political Correctness” on the Accuracy in Academia website (that’s academia dot org, out of respect to Turtleboy’s policy of not allowing hyperlinks) to understand how cultural Marxism– which is key in Progressivism– tracks political-economic Marxism.

  • yep
    September 6, 2017 at 11:48 pm

    Does he know WANDA?

    • foleyworld
      Wannabe
      September 7, 2017 at 12:45 am

      I think he’s gonna fly that Rockland Wigga kid who advises his adversaries to ” Stay Woke” over to Cape Town to do a rap collaboration, they both use a similar iteration of some strange, barely recognizable version of the English Language .. but first the pride of Rocland needs to wrap up his latest 90 day stint in the HOC, go out and buy a fresh, new FBCB hat ( even leave the decals on for the video!!!) maybe even a fresh neck tattoo??? This is gonna be GREAT! 2 artists coming together from other sides of the planet to Butcher the Kings English and make complete fools of themselves:) F/($&k the WORCESTER PO-LICE!!!! All of em! Even the ones in other Worcesters !!!! Stay Woke!!!

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