Southbridge Scrawny And Wide Crime Duo Skip Her Own Mother’s Funeral To Rob Her House But It’s OK Because She Has The “Disease”

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Source: A Southbridge woman has been charged with breaking into her deceased mother’s home and, with the help of a local man, allegedly stealing a safe filled with items worth $90,000. Police said the theft took place Friday while family members were at the mother’s funeral.

Alyce H. Davenport, 30, and Diron Conyers, 27, both of 44 Coombs St., Southbridge, appeared Monday in Western Worcester District Court facing seven counts related to the alleged theft. The charges were lodged after Thomas Baillet told police he had discovered that someone had broken into the home during the funeral of his fiancée, Audra Johnson, mother of Ms. Davenport. At Mr. Baillet’s home, Officer Shawn Morin found that a safe had been removed from inside a locked bedroom, court documents state. The bedroom door frame was damaged, Officer Morin wrote, adding Ms. Davenport was a suspect and had recently been ordered out of the home for using drugs.

She did not attend her mother’s funeral and was not answering calls from family members, police wrote.

Warren police alerted other departments to be on the lookout for Ms. Davenport, Mr. Conyers and a blue Honda Civic they were believed to be driving. The car was registered to the late Ms. Johnson, police said. Southbridge police spotted the car Saturday on the side of the road and discovered the safe in the trunk, court documents show. Officers said Ms. Davenport slammed the trunk shut when they attempted to look inside. Police seized the safe and left, later notifying Warren police that they believed they had found some of the missing items.

Warren police learned that Mr. Conyers and Ms. Davenport were staying at a Sturbridge motel, and after learning of the contents of the damaged safe, officers went to the motel. In the motel room, officers found jewelry, keys, cellphones, a real estate contract relating to the address from which the safe had been stolen, and a checkbook reported stolen from a home in Southington, Conn. A search of the car turned up legal documents, a money bag with coins valued at $5,000, a bag of knives, and jewelry.

Police said they were familiar with Ms. Davenport, who is also a suspect in the theft of life insurance checks paid to her brother after their father’s death.

“Alyce also has a history of larceny, identity theft and forgery,” the police report states.

Mr. Conyers has a criminal history including charges of armed robbery; court documents show he has a lengthy police record.

Oh snap, it’s the famous dynamic burglarizing duo from Southbridge – Scrawny and Wide. Skipping your mother’s funeral so you can rob her house with your junkbox friend? So Southbridge it hurts.

Let me guess, it’s not her fault – she’s got that “disease” that makes you skip your own mother’s funeral because getting high is more important than being a decent human being and showing your last respects to the woman who tried to raise you to be a contributing member of society. Tried. It’s totally not her fault. After all, we don’t blame other people with diseases like cancer when bad things happen to them. This was a completely unavoidable situation, and absolutely no free will was involved on the defendant’s part.

Here’s the fucked up part – by the look of Alyse’s Facebook page, her and her mother Audra were tight:

“You will always be my first and forever truest love.”

And what better way to show that then to get together with 2 Vainz during her funeral, rob her house, and dump all the booty in a Sturbridge motel room?

But on the other hand, maybe we should’ve seen this one coming….

Guess she couldn’t make the funeral because she had to save France from the terrorists:

She calls the car that the cops found the safe in, her car:

Even though it’s also registered to her deceased mother.

She’s got plenty of money for the bare necessities though, like pedicures:

She’s “blessed”

Classy and refined

Eats healthy

And has mastered the art of the duck faced selfie and Facebook filters.

Something tells me that she’s not gonna be happy when she sees her mother’s will. Oh well, maybe this will be the spark she needs to get her life turned around and not be such a deadbeat. Both of her parents died this year, which sucks. But so does skipping their funeral and stealing their life insurance checks because you wanna get together with this chudstuffer in a motel room, get high, and do the horizontal mambo till the cows come home.