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Spring Valley “Assault” Girl’s Lawyer’s GoFundMe To Pay For His Own Legal Defense Is The Most Brilliant Scam Ever

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We’ve seen a lot of really dumb GoFundMe’s before, but this one takes the cake:

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Wait a minute…..the GoFundMe was started by her LAWYER?? Todd Rutherford is probably worth close to a million bucks. He’s a state representative (the house minority leader at that), and he owns Rutherford Law Firm, LLC. There’s a reason he is representing this girl – because he saw a big pay day.

So why the hell is he begging for money? They’re gonna win a shitload of money in a settlement because the court of public opinion has already decided that the shitbag girl was the victim because apparently the cop should’ve let her continue to disrupt class rather than do his job.

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The money is going towards her medical costs, educational expenses, and any other expenses she has to endure? Hmmmm. Well her medical costs are covered by health insurance, which we all have now thanks to the big man in the White House. Educational expenses? Ummm, she goes to a public school, so that sounds legit. What could these “other expenses” possibly be?

Oh yea, her legal fees. Don’t you see what this asshole just did here? He took this girl on, who obviously can’t afford to pay him, and he started a GoFundMe to pay his own salary. It’s genius when you think about it. I mean, by the time I finish writing this he’ll probably get to the goal of $25,000. This is the story everyone in America is talking about. He can milk these suckers for a lot more than $25K.

I’m not even mad at Todd Rutherford, this is fucking BRILLIANT. Exploiting internet morons who are experts in police tactics. I’m more mad at myself for NOT thinking of this. Maybe we should set up a fund for this girl too? Anyone have any bullshit costs not included in this one that we could raise money for? I’m thinking the “new desk” fund or something like that.

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13 Comment(s)
  • Publius
    October 30, 2015 at 2:17 pm

    Wonder how much of this goes on in North High every day ? why won’t the liberals ever send their own kids to a North High ?

  • Jake from StateFarm
    October 30, 2015 at 10:27 am

    Let fools waste their money …..

  • Sweet Justice
    October 30, 2015 at 9:55 am

    $31,000 as of this posting. Ridiculous. I cannot believe people have abused the “Go Fund Me” page like this. This case gets $31,000 and the family of the kid with brain cancer (whose medical bills must be unfathomable) has $10,000. Not taking sides. The kid was seriously hurt but I’m sure her smartass mouth and fuck you attitude (enhanced by her grief) precipitated the incident.

  • TurtleBoySpurts
    October 30, 2015 at 8:50 am

    Wow, so much seething aged White blue-collar anger floating around here today. You boys are really going to be despondent after Joe Petty wins next Tuesday. I’ll be sure to check in regularly to make sure you’re all doing okay.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    October 30, 2015 at 6:30 am

    How about a go fund me to buy bars of soap for the Worcester hippies? We could have special soaps made up from extract of poison oak. Not that the morons even know how to operate a shower.

  • Trophies for everyone
    October 30, 2015 at 5:30 am

    She doesn’t have to pay any legal fees He’ll get 1/3 of settlement .

  • Steven Stover
    October 29, 2015 at 11:03 pm

    The moron from Sutton should donate 5K out of his generous pension. After all he is a man who backs up his mouth with action.

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      October 29, 2015 at 11:15 pm

      That’ll happen about the same time the city gets its money back from Mosaic.

  • Amy Marr
    October 29, 2015 at 10:45 pm

    “While seated at her desk, doing her math work…” WHAT?! WHAT A BUNCH OF B.S. There’s video evidence that shows what she was doing, and it was NOT math work.

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    October 29, 2015 at 10:41 pm

    How about a “help the poor Spring Valley victim by helping Wabbitt get out of debt” fund? Because for every dollar I get, I will send one prayer her way.

    Remember – I’m an ordained minister. 😉

    • Skeptical
      October 30, 2015 at 7:58 am

      We are all ordained minister’s when held to the same standards as Sarai Rivera and Aaron Payson.

      We should start a GoFundMe for the the emotional trauma we have all suffered watching this, and the fear we feel now when we see police. The prayers for her will come as an added bonus from the Church of Turtle.

      • Wabbitt
        wabbitt
        October 30, 2015 at 10:31 pm

        I’m with the Church of What’s Happening Now & Venetian Blind Co.

  • Gronkmonster
    October 29, 2015 at 10:32 pm

    Whooot whooot someones is getting the newest Iphone to text in class with now thanks suckers!!!

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