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Masslive: An ATF agent testified for more than three hours Monday during a detention hearing for Nia Moore-Bush, one of five defendants charged in an alleged Vermont-to-Massachusetts drug trafficking ring. Moore-Bush, 27, was arrested at her home at 120 Hadley St. in Springfield on Jan. 12. ATF Special Agent Anthony Dipaolo told a federal magistrate judge in U.S. District Court that Moore-Bush also was selling guns and sold several to a government informant.

Moore-Bush, who lives at the home with her mother, Daphne Moore, an assistant Hampden Superior Court clerk, was using a nail salon called “Perfectly Polished” at 892 Main St. as a front for the drug trafficking operation, according to Dipaolo. Moore has not been implicated in the case.

Moore-Bush and her four co-defendants — including her boyfriend Dinelson Dinzey, of Springfield, and three Vermont residents — have only been charged with drug distribution conspiracy, though much of the testimony focused on gun sales. Moore-Bush had a valid license to carry a weapon that was suspended in 2016, Dipaolo said. Although Moore-Bush has previous arrests for drug possession, she has no convictions on her record, according to testimony.

So let me get this straight. This gravy princess is selling drugs and running guns out of a “nail salon” that had no customers, making over $13K a month (according to her tax return) and still living at home with Mom? Oh, and Mom works at the courthouse as a clerk and somehow had no idea any of this was going on.

Sure thing.

Looks like she got her daughter an internship at Hampden County Superior Clerk’s Office too:

Nepotism in this state is out of control. Trasley Losapiho is still working for the probation department after giving out information on state’s witnesses to her gangbanging boyfriends. This woman is getting internships in the clerk’s office. It doesn’t matter how gangsta you are – if you were conceived by someone who works in the court system, you will get a job.

The ATF has apparently been investigating her for a while. Some white guys from Vermont bought heroin off of her because Springfield heroin is cheaper than Vermont heroin. She got her guns from Vermont because their gun laws are less strict. A ratchet match made in heaven.

But her undoing ultimately was Facebook, because during the heart of their investigation the feds saw her post this:

She posted this while selling undercover agents unregistered firearms as well. Oh yea, and she lives with her litter of children in Grandma’s house. The feds were able to see this, but somehow Grandma courthouse wasn’t.

Also during the investigation her chudstuffer showed up to the hospital with a bullet lodged in his ass:

Testimony then glossed over a Jan. 26, 2017, Springfield police report drafted after Dinzey showed up at Baystate Medical Center with a bullet in his behind. Moore-Bush had driven him there, according to the police report. Dinzey told investigators two men had shot him while he was walking to his cousin’s house on Lyman Street. He couldn’t identify his alleged shooters because he had “had a few margaritas,” the report states. Dinzey made “inconsistent statements” and refused to cooperate further, it added.

In other words, moron somehow shot himself in the ass when he was drunk. Of course he didn’t want to cooperate. He’s selling heroin and running guns to Vermont. Does this look like the kind of guy who would be careless while using a firearm?

Shotgun selfies!! Better post to Facebook!!

His “baby” is what appears to be a pink Hello Kitty AR-15:

And two days before being arrested she wisely posted this, but forgot to take off her geographic location:

Yup, she was in Vermont. Delivering the product. And her biggest concern was airing her grievances about how she “can’t stand people who have personal issues and project them onto others because they feel inadequate.” Because….priorities.

Guess who her boy toy’s favorite sportball team is?

A flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat? What were the odds??? The best part is that this picture was taken at a “young men in leadership conference.” Apparently “leadership” is codeword for “heroin dealer.”

Welcome to Massachusetts.