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Springfield Spunk Guzzler Uses Stock Picture Of Special Needs Kids For Christmas GoFundMe Scam 

 

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This is easily the laziest and most fucked up fake holiday GoFundMe I’ve ever seen.

“Toys for special needs children.”

I shit you not. And the explanation is even better.

“I am raising money for Toy’s to give special needs children.”

Translation – I’m a junkie using special needs kids to try to scam you out of your Christmas money.

A quick reverse image search shows that this lazy piece of shit stole a stock image that you can find by Googling “special needs kids.”

Here’s one site I found it on.

What makes it even worse is that by the looks of his Facebook page he’s got his own crotch fruit, who he most likely neglects.

Don’t worry though, he’s got plenty of money for weed.

Because….priorities.

And he’s posted before about being arrested.

What was his crime?

Oh, ya know, driving around Springfield with his shady African friends committing identity fraud and running up credit card bills while driving a UHaul truck rented under fraudulent pretenses.

Zachary Rosenberger, 25, was charged with third-degree larceny, conspiracy to commit the crime, and operating a motor vehicle without a license. Prats set Rosenberger’s bond at $2,500. He is being held in lieu of that bond at Hartford Correctional Center and is scheduled to return to court on Feb. 13.

According to the police report written by Officer Christopher Dufresne, events happened this way: On Jan. 21, at about 5 p.m., police received a call from Springfield Police to be on the look out for a U-Haul moving truck with Arizona license plates. The vehicle was reported stolen and involved in a hit and run accident. An officer spotted the U-Haul on Route 190 turning onto Route 159. Police then stopped the U-Haul at the BP gas station on South Road. The driver, later identified as Rosenberger, was taken into custody without incident.

Rosenberger told police that two men in the sports utility vehicle in front of the U-Haul were paying him to drive the U-Haul. He said he didn’t really know them but that he was told to follow them wherever they went. Police approached the SUV. The driver was not there, but officers spoke to the passenger — later identified as Awosika — who said he didn’t know anything about the U-Haul. The man said the driver of the SUV — later identified as Okorie — was inside the BP store and police went inside to bring him out.

Officers smelled marijuana inside the vehicle and searched the SUV. They found two small clear bags with what was suspected to be marijuana. Also found inside the SUV were six department store credit cards, an HP laptop, and a new cell phone. Okorie told police that the marijuana in the SUV belonged to him. When asked for his name and identification, Awosika gave police a false name and birth date. His identity was later confirmed through contacting Springfield police who had Awosika’s information on record.

Rosenberger told police a friend contacted him about potentially making some money. Rosenberger said yes, and that the plan was to go to Eastfield Mall and buy some cell phones. He said he picked up the U-Haul at an apartment complex and was instructed to follow the SUV around. The six store credit cards that were found in the SUV were inspected and it was discovered that when the cards were swiped, a different number came up than what was printed on the cards. It was determined that the U-Haul was rented through fraudulent means in Newport, Rhode Island. The photo of the person who rented the vehicle did not match Okorie, Awosika or Rosenberger.

Police contacted the man Awosika attempted to pretend to be and discovered that the man’s identity had been stolen in November 2016 and multiple department store cards were opened in his name. Awosika also used the man’s social security number.

Standard Springfield shithead behavior.

It’s one thing to use your own crotch fruits to scam people around the holidays, but using stock images of special needs to kids to fuel your habits makes you one of the most vile scum fucks I ever recall blogging about.

 

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37 Comment(s)
  • Captain Trips
    December 18, 2019 at 2:03 pm

    Someone should shave his goatee with an ax

    Most intelligent thing ever said by this idiot: “Wow, I am like, so high right now!”

  • Full Metal Ratchet
    December 18, 2019 at 12:42 pm

    Someone please feed this lovely couple
    antifreeze meatballs.

  • Ladyfiller
    December 18, 2019 at 10:51 am

    An obvious stock photo. How goddamn lazy do you have to be to not even attempt to make your own pic? And how fucking stupid do you have to be to not realize that’s a stock photo?

  • Lipstick Hippie
    December 18, 2019 at 10:32 am

    Anyone who uses an apostrophe in a plural word should be taken out and shot. Man, that shit fucking irks me.

  • m
    December 18, 2019 at 9:56 am

    In all seriousness, had he just come right and admitted, “I’m a lowlife from the dingleberry region of Massachusetts who wants a handout to buy weed, Jordans, and finish the coloring on my back tattoo” I would have thought hard about donating $20.

  • John Blutarsky
    December 18, 2019 at 9:22 am

    If cumrags had a face, it would be just like this polesmoker.

  • Silencio Dogood
    December 18, 2019 at 12:37 am

    Translation – I’m a junkie using special needs kids to try to scam you out of your Christmas money.

    I reckon Zach Rosenberger is trying to scam you out of your “Happy Holidays” money.

  • Liawatha
    December 17, 2019 at 9:34 pm

    Zachary’s generosity and empathy for disadvantaged children swells the cockles of my heart. Happy Winter Holiday, Zachary.

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      December 18, 2019 at 7:04 am

      So much courage and bravery in this GFM. Thoughts and prayers.

      • Liawatha
        December 18, 2019 at 7:54 am

        I wholeheartedly agree Dude. Happy Winter Holiday to you and yours.

  • Vinnie Severe
    December 17, 2019 at 9:32 pm

    I am going to be cruising the rest areas on the Pike tomorrow, looking for action. Myself and my mother, she works I90 East, I work I90 West.

    I like Mexican men, but Brazilians are welcome too, and my mom, well she has a black thing.

    Wear a red fire hat for faster service please.

    • Doc Holiday
      December 18, 2019 at 9:06 am

      I’m your huckleberry!

  • Vinnie Severe
    December 17, 2019 at 8:01 pm

    He needs to be fucked up the ass hard

    • Vinnie Revere
      December 17, 2019 at 8:06 pm

      You’re just the guy to do it – have fun Vinnie!

      • Vin
        December 17, 2019 at 9:18 pm

        I will as soon as I take my cock out of your mother’s mouth

    • Gross
      December 17, 2019 at 9:39 pm

      This isn’t that type of website, buttfucker

  • (((My fellow wypipo)))
    December 17, 2019 at 7:07 pm

    (((Rosenberger))) proves that even the smallest amount of chosen blood is still too much.

  • Cheddah
    December 17, 2019 at 6:40 pm

    “ I’m raising money for toys to give to special needs children.”

    Translation – He’s raising money for toys to give to SPRINGFIELD children… sorry I had to..

  • shitmommy
    December 17, 2019 at 6:09 pm

    Shit on his moms face. Then piss on him.

    • Fuck off fecal freak
      December 17, 2019 at 6:22 pm

      Yeah I said it!

      • Sicko season
        December 17, 2019 at 6:43 pm

        He posts the stupidest and weirdest shit on here. Him and the guy who posts about dead soldiers and cops should start a suicide pact

        • Thank you sicko season
          December 17, 2019 at 7:18 pm

          I never thought I would dislike somebody’s comments more than Ghost Cowboy, but this guy tops even him!

          • Triggernword
            December 17, 2019 at 8:46 pm

            HAHA

    • Poops Magee
      December 18, 2019 at 5:30 am

      A thick warm stream of bowel movement should do it! Followed by a few droplets of fecal dribblings. Smooth, smeared poops and crumbled logs rubbed into his mom’s face.
      Then the urine! A sting, hot stream splashes his face. Sprayed with piss!

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 17, 2019 at 6:07 pm

    All I want for Christmas is a record number of junkie overdoses and spic deportations

  • SharkloverinCT
    December 17, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    Scumbag… and from my hometown too. Swingtown has gone to complete shit. Great job Unc!✌️

  • ChipChipperson
    December 17, 2019 at 5:39 pm

    All GoFundMe/Patreon/Kickstarter campaigns are carnie scams and you’re a yokel if you donate.

    • Dr. John
      December 18, 2019 at 11:09 am

      Exactomundo Chip. Someone should investigate how many of these were scams, do the math and give a number of how much money total was given by complete morons. The mega communicate and shut these fuckers down…

  • Ghost Cowboy
    December 17, 2019 at 5:28 pm

    Ghost Cowboy has rounded up a posse and have determined that all 3 of these bandits should hang for their law-breaking and being ne’er do wells. Hang ’em high while the special needs kids watch thus preventing them from becoming criminal special needs adults like these 3 hombres. Yee Haw howdy.

    • Spic Tormentor
      December 17, 2019 at 6:09 pm

      Suck a dick, ghost faggot.

      • Vinnie Severe
        December 17, 2019 at 8:04 pm

        Spic
        Go fuck your mother in the mouth after she’s done fucking her mexican boyfriend

        • That was harsh
          December 17, 2019 at 8:10 pm

          Wow, triggered much Vinnie? Slide down a banister a few times, feel better.

          • Vin
            December 17, 2019 at 9:17 pm

            Lick my asshole you negroe lover

        • I fucked uncle turtleboy
          December 18, 2019 at 2:06 am

          I got a hotel last month uncle turtle thought I was a woman I’m a passable transsexual except I have a penis when we arrived for fun I didn’t show him right away in fear of him being no longer interested he felt my bulge while we making out and dry Humping I felt his cocky throb rock hard so hot I wanna do again please uncle turtle it it’s only gay if u suck me

  • Keep up the good work TB
    December 17, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    Keep exposing them!

  • Noseberg
    December 17, 2019 at 5:04 pm

    1-877- KARS4YIDS

  • F*U
    December 17, 2019 at 5:00 pm

    Somebody please shoot this guy. His piggish wife and his twisted little kids would be better off.

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