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Steve Jerkel Freaks Out At ‘Can I Speak To A Manager’ Karen And Tub O’ Lard Husband In McDonald’s Drive-Thru And I’m Lovin’ It

I found this video on Reddit yesterday, and I literally cannot stop watching it. It was taken at a McDonald’s drive-thru in Madison, Wisconsin, so it’s not local at all, but this guy’s unbridled frustration is pretty universal.

 

 

Holy shit, Steve Urkel really seems pissed off about how his life turned out.

….Did I do that? Cuz I don’t give a FUCK.

 

To be fair, in the land o’ Massholes, this is pretty much just a friendly “hello”. This is the live-action version of no less than 60% of my online interactions, and I’m McLovin’ this shit.

The video conspicuously starts with this nerdy-looking fuck completely losing his shit, so I’m pretty sure the cunty sounding voice recording the whole thing neglected to catch the part where her and her tubby tough guy of a husband/boyfriend were complete garbage human beings to this kid. Therefore, I’m siding with Steve Jerkel, mainly because… look at him.

17 hours of working for minimum wage has used up every last fuck he ever did have to give.

 

I’ve worked a shitty, low paying customer service job before. So I’m 100% with you, buddy. The customer is always wrong. And by listening to the chick’s voice, I 100% already know what she looks like without ever seeing her on camera. Karen, why are you filming in the fuckin’ drive thru?

*Actual number of chins may vary

 

It’s just science. Well, Karen, the manager will speak to you now.

If you work over 12 hours in fast food, you should be allowed one customer assault per shift.

I’m aware that this is not appropriate customer service. At the same time….God damn if this guy isn’t the hero we all didn’t even know we needed. No, you can’t act this way in public. But yes, when you do, you’re secretly speaking to my soul. And come on…..Fat Ass O’Roidrage was already out of the car with an open can of whoop ass before his whiny cooze of a wife fired up her Boost Mobile camera phone to film.

I feel like the context we’re missing her is intentional.

I  also absolutely love how cunty Karen wanted so badly to say “You’re going to jail”, but realizes mid-way through slurring the sentence out of her sloppy suck muscle that it was, in fact, her bootleg Mr. Clean of a man on camera committing assault. So she makes a quick save and gets out “You’re losing your job today”, which is something that ten out of ten insufferable bitches would say in this situation. Not today, Satan. This kid clearly decided that his tiny paycheck wasn’t worth your shit. You can McFuck right off and out of there.

**minimum-wage rage intensifies**

 

Maybe Steve Jerkel will care later on, lady, but probably not. In fact, you can suck his dick. Get the fuck outta his drive-thru. Jack-In-The-Box is probably hiring anyway.

That’s the only part of this I can’t get behind, homeslice. Because, first of all, I’m going to go out on a limb and assume that no, she can’t suck your dick, because that’s something she’s never done before in her life. Just my educated guess about the whiny twatwaffle filming herself arguing with a fast food worker.  Secondly, it should have been “You can suck my McDick.” Come on, man. Always stay professional.

37 Comment(s)
  • Judge dread
    July 12, 2019 at 12:46 pm

    This manager rules. They were obviously closed and MR. Clean there assaulted him. These cunts are going to show this video to anyone because of the following reasons:
    1. 0 context, they provoked him but did not upload that video or even bother to record it in the first place.
    2. Mr Clean clearly assaulted the manager, with that wife of his saying get back in the truck (knowing what he was doing wrong and illegal).

    If Mickey d’s Fires this manager he should find an employment layer, get drive through security footage, have mr clean charged for assault, and sue Mickey d’s for siding with criminally charged customers over a manager.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    ChrisInShrewsbury
    July 11, 2019 at 2:21 pm

    Rookie Mistake.

    Erkel should have simply capitulated and then masturbated on their freshly delivered meals.

    You want Creamy Italian? You’re getting Creamy Puerto Rican. Bitch.

  • MehMehMeh
    July 11, 2019 at 1:25 pm

    The food service industry is so unforgiving. Customers get away with quite a lot, and when you still have to provide a service for a person who is allowed to be a twat about it – that’s the biggest problem. Managers need to enforce the right to refuse service to a belligerent individual WAY more often. I don’t fucking care that you paid for your garbage food, you don’t get to treat me as a sub-human while I prepare it for you. And threatening the “you lost a customer!” line is so stupid it’s unreal. Nobody cares that you existed before and McD’s sure as fuck ain’t caring about it now.

    Also, I love that the worker just swatted that bloated piece of shit’s punches like they were fruit flies buzzing around. The catharsis is real, hahaha.

    • Independent Thinker
      July 11, 2019 at 4:09 pm

      Corporations are so afraid of bad press of being accused of discrimination, that they refuse to do anything. Remember the sign on the door at Burger King where everyone was ODing in the bathroom. Corporate did not support that person, even though drugs are illegal. In the old days when they trough you out, after roughing you up a bit, you were told not to come back, and you didn’t.

      • Silencio Dogood
        July 14, 2019 at 3:06 am

        You can’t discriminate against a White person.

  • Rags to Riches
    July 11, 2019 at 12:59 pm

    I’m inspired by your life story Bristol. From a low paying customer service job to a high paying author job at Turtleboy. It makes me want to become a writer.

    • July 11, 2019 at 1:16 pm

      Cute.

      • Corinth Arkadin
        February 12, 2020 at 11:48 am

        I so love it when Bristol replies. A pleasant surprise.

        Still waitin’ to SHO U RITE, Bristol.

  • Authentic
    July 11, 2019 at 12:22 pm

    Never be rude to those who touch your food.

    Simple as that on this one.

  • First Time Caller
    PhilSimmsSucks
    July 11, 2019 at 11:56 am

    Yeah, every McFucking burger place should clean and close in the dark because McFucksticks like you can’t read the hours of operation sign on the door like you.

  • Independent Thinker
    July 11, 2019 at 11:15 am

    People in general need to be more respectful towards those who work in the food and beverage industry instead of treating them like they are their personal servants. And when you decide to get someone fired because they didn’t kiss you ass, keep in mind that if you get someone fired for the wrong reason, that person might just snap and decide to come after you. And since most companies are being run by a bunch of pussies, the chances are slim that they will stand up for their employee.

    Try treating others the way you would like to be treated.

  • randiguy2006
    Mailin' it in.
    July 11, 2019 at 10:43 am

    “I found this video on Reddit yesterday…”

    Bristol your gettin lazy.

    • July 11, 2019 at 11:28 am

      *You’re.

  • Woman Adult Human Female
    July 11, 2019 at 10:21 am

    “We’re Closed”
    – “No you’re not”
    “we’re closed!”
    – “No you’re not!”

    I got a PTSD moment from watching that.

  • Emily
    July 11, 2019 at 9:09 am

    This young man may have a family he’s trying to support or working his way thru school and then at the end of his 17 hour day gets a visit from another couple from the ENTITLED GENERATION! I hope he doesn’t lose his job because personally I’m sick of all these entitled aholes thinking they should be able to get anything, anytime and anywhere they may be. I’m so sorry for what he had to deal with. Bless your heart for working and not screwing the system like so many others seem to be able to do.

    • Silencio Dogood
      July 14, 2019 at 3:09 am

      yup.

  • McMuffin
    July 11, 2019 at 6:44 am

    It’s ALWAYS the cretins ordering off the dollar menu and who demand freebies that are the rude and abusive customers. Guess what? We DON’T WANT your “business”. We WANT you to go to a competitor and screw up their business.

  • Give him a raise
    July 11, 2019 at 6:43 am

    Two whole beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese onions pickles on a sesame seed bun, BITCH PLEASE

    I hope he doesn’t get fired, the other guy swing first, after all.

  • z
    July 11, 2019 at 6:41 am

    I doubt many McDonald’s are single store franchises. “Steve” if he wants to stay local and wants to stay in the fast food industry is probably shit out of luck working at another McDonald’s within the city limits. That of course assumes he quits or gets fired.

    Also, franchises have been known to make employees sign non-compete clauses. Which seems stupid and is, but is true. You are making crap and if you leave you can’t do the same thing for a period of time just like a CEO who left a corporation. The franchises do this to ensure their low paid work force has less options when it comes to employment. These clauses are usually non-enforceable but some young kid doesn’t know that and is too scared to try. So, the kid stays and thinks the only way out is working in another industry. If they can’t find that kind of job, they stay.

    • Encyclopedia Jim
      July 11, 2019 at 7:50 am

      Is there any topic you aren’t an expert. Holy shit are you a know it all

      • JimmyBooms
        July 11, 2019 at 8:22 am

        Yeah he is not in expert in being a fucking dooshbag like you

        • Silencio Dogood
          July 14, 2019 at 3:10 am

          *douchebag

    • Richard N Vulva Esq.
      July 11, 2019 at 9:04 am

      Dude non competes are unenforceable in Mass.

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    July 11, 2019 at 6:17 am

    I’d rather have Steve working for me than the shit bag who tried to assault him.

    I wish Steve well. I hope he gets a better job, and then a better one after that. And that fat ass and his wife get hemorrhoids.

    Where’s the dick franchise owner who works people for 17 hours?

    McDonalds is Cancer

    • Massholio
      July 11, 2019 at 9:07 am

      My brother worked for Mcdonald’s for one day back in the 70’s. His shift was supposed to end at 11, but the owner made him clean the parking lot until 3 AM, and in those days they didn’t pay you after 11. At seven the next morning he gets a call asking why he isn’t at work. He tells them to go fuck themselves.

  • Independent Thinker
    July 11, 2019 at 6:04 am

    I’m self-employed. Whenever someone on the other end of the phone says, “I’d like to speak with your supervisor,” it’s always a loser who doesn’t have a pot to piss in, who simply wants to bust my chops because he or she has nothing better else to do and doesn’t want to hear the truth. In the case where they are on public assistance, they usually want something for free.

    • Big Wick
      July 11, 2019 at 9:14 am

      Ha! When they ask to “speak to the supervisor,” just say “Yes, one moment please,” bang the handset on the desk a few times (oh, wait, guess ya CAN’T… or shouldn’t… with a cellphone), then, with your best professional, but same, voice, reply “This is Supervisor (Surname), how may I help you?” Wish I’d thought of this back in the day, DEFINITELY shoulda woulda coulda.
      (Bang a handset? Really? Another pleasure that the smartphone generation will never get to enjoy.)

  • Jeff J
    Nailed It
    July 11, 2019 at 12:38 am

    “out of her sloppy suck muscle”
    I literally choked. That’s my new favorite descriptor. That shit is gold.

    • Julie the Jarhead
      July 11, 2019 at 6:56 am

      My vocabulary expands exponentially with each TBS story.

      In other news, aren’t there a gazillion cameras at your local McDonald’s … including one aimed directly at the drive through window.

      • Help Wanted
        July 11, 2019 at 7:53 am

        They are always hiring Julie. Perhaps a job would be nice and the ability to contribute to society rather than just taking

  • Stiff pete
    July 11, 2019 at 12:20 am

    I’m all for this guy telling people to fuck off. If you are someone who shits on people for working a crappy job GO FUCK YOURSELF.

  • These Truths
    July 11, 2019 at 12:20 am

    If you’ve seen this video before, you’re a loser with a small penis and people will always fuck your love interests.

  • Paul Casale
    OldNews
    July 10, 2019 at 11:42 pm

    This video is at least a week old. Glad to see you are on top of things. Who are you going to credit for this “breaking news”?

    • Learn To Read
      July 11, 2019 at 12:06 am

      “I saw this video on Reddit”. Dumbass.

  • People suck
    July 10, 2019 at 11:18 pm

    I remember hose days where I took a part time job at a convenience store to make ends meet…..Jesus…..my blood pressure was through the roof…..I left that place more stressed out than my regular job that paid four times as much….

    Sometimes you just can’t take it anymore…..I had my night like his guy and quite frankly couldn’t have been happier leaving that night knowing I wouldn’t be invited back!

  • z
    July 10, 2019 at 10:58 pm

    Hey, sometimes you just want the mutha-fuckin burgers. That’s all mutha-fucker.

    Stupid mutha-fucker has the mutha-fuckin lights on, AMIRITE?
    The lights on are on fool, sell me the mutha-fuckin burger.
    I know you got some mutha-fuckin burgers under the mutha-fuckin heat lamps.

    If you don’t want to sell mutha-fuckin burgers, turn off the mutha-fuckin lights.
    I wasted my mutha-fuckin time driving my mutha-fuckin car into your mutha-fuckin drive-thru.

    Stupid-ass mutha-fuckin step-and-fetch-it can’t even do a decent job at a mutha-fuckin MickeyDees.
    Shit, mutha-fucker.
    I hope this place gets mutha-fuckin robots and those mutha-fuckin robots take your mutha-fuckin job.

    • DD214
      July 11, 2019 at 7:57 am

      Huh?

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