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Our readers are THE BEST at helping ID local scumbags and are always sending us tips because they know we keep the identities of good guys 100% anonymous. Unfortunately for scumbags like the guys in this video, we thoroughly enjoy plastering their faces all over social media and serving up hot plates of shame ala’ Turtle.
The following video was sent to us after a couple of douchelords broke into a house on Gerrish Ave. in Dracut (9/14/17). Thankfully the homeowners have video surveillance that captured them rippin’ butts and sharing what is probably a lukewarm PBR pounder purchased with change they scabbed out of one of their moms car cup-holders.
I like the fact that the Lowell Sun used the term
“allegedly”in the caption of the video in their post. You know, because knocking on someone’s door, peeking through their basement window, disappearing around back and walking out the front door with a backpack full of stuff ON CAMERA isn’t proof enough that these idiots robbed the place.
Check them out:
Timeout. Is this a gun? Because it sure looks like one…
God I hope he pulls a Cheddar Bob and shoots himself in the dick by accident.
When Beavis & Fuckhead took off at the end of the video the dude in the blue shirt is carrying this exact backpack:
Pretty self explanatory. It’s black and white and says “Metal Mulisha” all over it.
If you know either of these guys, recognize them, see anyone acting suspicious or attempting to pawn or sell jewelry on ANY social media/sale page PLEASE call the Dracut police @ 978-957-2123.