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Sturbridge Junkbox Who Gets Food Stamps Because He Has The “Disease” Is Selling Them On Facebook Because Drug Dealers Don’t Take EBT Cards

Sturbridge Junkbox Who Gets Food Stamps Because He Has The “Disease” Is Selling Them On Facebook Because Drug Dealers Don’t Take EBT Cards

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This is Robert Stanikmas from Sturbridge:

He has the “disease” that’s been going around. Ya know, the one where you voluntarily steal money from your sister, give Diego a call, get a bag of “medicine,” stick a needle in your veins, do some funny dances, and then drop trow and take a smash on Main Street.

As a result of this “disease,” this able bodied 30 year old qualifies for food stamps. And when you give a junkbox food stamps this happens:

Food stamp Friday!!

The best part about when people post about having stamps for sale is that the turtle signal immediately goes out:

As you can imagine, Robert has a bunch of Google trophies in his cabinet:

Weird that he’d be arrested for domestic assault and battery, since he’s also 30 years old and living rent free with Mom and Dad. That’s like getting a free room at a hotel and kicking the shit out the cleaning lady.

As usual, food stamp abuse is VERY rare according to Jim McGovern and others who fight tooth and nail to regulate it at all. EBT abuse barely costs the taxpayers anything compared to all the money we waste on defense spending and Trump’s golf outings. This is what I’m told. But guess what? I don’t see the government wasting money on aircraft carriers on a day to day basis. But I do see junkboxes selling stamps that they clearly do not need to fund their habits. I do see the government basically financing the opiate epidemic by giving what basically amounts to cash to a bunch of people that clearly cannot be trusted with money.

If you’re sick of seeing shit like this then do something about it. I do every time Friday. Here’s the number to report fraud, 1-800-372-8399, and here’s a link to the report fraud form online.

 

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25 Comment(s)
  • Too Tall Tim
    Too Tall Tim
    September 14, 2017 at 7:46 am

    Poor dude, He has all the signs and symptoms of a severe case of Douchebag Disease.

  • September 10, 2017 at 10:20 am

    The disease this plonker has in possession must be hereditary. Reality therapy is in dire need for this organic matter who is not contributing to society in any constructive manner. High time that Romper Room time is to be over. This hallowed knob shall be evicted from the farthest corner of his mum’s basement.

  • Publius
    September 9, 2017 at 4:16 pm

    how many more hundreds of thousands of reasons do we need to cut funding for EBT!

  • Bob
    September 9, 2017 at 2:30 pm

    There was a Doherty teacher many years ago, Mr. Stanikmas. He was the best and the kids loved him. Hopefully this kid is not related, but it looks like he is.

  • bigdaddy
    deval patrick
    September 9, 2017 at 12:58 pm

    Just more anecdotes We are going to be fine

  • Scorpio
    September 9, 2017 at 9:52 am

    What a fucking maroon.

    • John
      September 9, 2017 at 10:23 am

      I think turtle boy is a fuckin piece of shit old man that hides behind his computer talking shit say this shit to peoples faces you pussy ik what you look like and you look like a fuckin pedophile stop beinf a pussy

      • Francis
        September 9, 2017 at 10:26 am

        Lighten up, John.

        • Francis
          September 9, 2017 at 10:37 am

          And stop Lighting up! Put down the pipe!

      • Publius
        September 9, 2017 at 4:18 pm

        john you are a piece of feces and we are turtle boy.

  • Shame the dealers!
    September 9, 2017 at 9:13 am

    When are you going to start outing the dealers? There should be a way readers can send you names of known heroin dealers to be blasted..the users are guilty and the selling of stamps should be shamed but its time for you to do some real hard hitting shit and start bringing the 50,000 heroin dealers in this city to light

    • Sick of Welfare Abusers
      September 10, 2017 at 1:12 am

      Yes, start outing drug dealers as well, especially HEROIN DEALERS. Make it
      a weekly thing. Put all their info. out there, their FB photos, newspaper articles,
      etc. I have 3 dealers on my street who just got arrested and they don’t even
      put out their mug shots but they’re photos are all over social media. Please do it!

  • Fuck Massachusetts
    September 9, 2017 at 7:32 am

    I used to be of the mindset that perhaps people do actually need assistance. And perhaps there is a way to make it more beneficial to society by incorporating a payback system, such as community service or a repayment plan when you get back on your feet. The more I see this shit, the more I am disgusted at the mere mentioning of “EBT” or “SNAP”. I say fuck em and let em starve. Go hand out resumes at Kelly Square instead of panhandling and selling shit that ain’t yours to sell. Fuck the government and fuck the incompetent pricks who enable this bullshit. We need a major fucking overhaul of the system

  • Independent Thinker
    September 9, 2017 at 7:20 am

    This is why I am against food stamps. If you are hungry, then you should stand in line once a week and receive enough government surplus food to feed you for a week. There is more than enough food either rotting or sitting in warehouses that we can give it to those who are hungry. And to top it off, we should make sure that we offer healthy, low-calorie choices, which would make Michelle Obama very proud of all of us.

    • Jack Mehoff
      September 9, 2017 at 9:10 am

      I was at BJ’s in Chicopee last week. An older Indian (dot not feather) couple in front of me had a full cart of things obviously for resale: juice packs, Gatorade, candy, chips, etc. When it came time to pay, out came the SNAP/EBT card, I don’t know the difference. The register said $172 something before he swiped, less than $7 after. The dude opened his wallet, full of hundreds!, paid cash and they left. The girl at the register just looked at me and smiled. I asked her if it happened all the time? Several times an hour she mumbled.

      It’s not only the druggies that are screwing us. We let immigrants and refugees in and they learn from others how to steal our hard earned tax money. The Democrats depend on this to continue as they need the votes. Think wisely next time you exercise your right to vote.

      • msheadkracker
        Msheadkracker
        September 9, 2017 at 9:44 am

        That was a store owner, you can bet your ass, and that store owner probably has 4 wives by his “religion”, so each wife counts as an independent family unit, so each wife and their kids get their own set of benefits, then to top it off the man gets his own set claiming all the kids(no ssi numbers to track so the kids get used multiple times). The store owner then turns around and sells the items in his store that he gets to have tax free for 7 years, on top of them finding a loop where all they have to do is change the ownership to one of the wives and the tax free business continues under tax free immigrant status for 7 more years. This scam has been going on for years across the country and screwing legal citizen tax payers, these heathens are scam artists and taught how to screw Americans. Stand outside of any grocery store in American for a day, you’ll see 5-10 per store doing it.

      • itsjustme
        Itsjustme
        September 9, 2017 at 11:14 am

        I was at Walmart once and a couple in front of me spent almost $1300 buying food, new sheets, rugs, curtains, blankets, lights, etc. They must have been redecorating. She was heavily pregnant with her sixth kid, had a nice coach purse, nails done, dressed nicely, all while her five kids looked homeless. When the cashier was done I saw them pull out their ebt card and what that didn’t cover her boyfriend pulled out the biggest wad of 100s I have ever seen, I’m not even exaggerating, I have no clue how he fit it in his pants, it had to have been at least three inches thick.
        After I paid for my stuff I left and happened to be parked near them and saw they drove a fairly new black escalade. As if that wasn’t enough to make me made as hell I ended up behind them on the way home and saw them turn into the projects. So we not only pay for her food, pay for her to pop out kids left and right, but pay for her housing, and I’m sure she doesn’t report that he boyfriend probably lives with her and his legal or illegal job. I absolutely hate the welfare system.

  • Toshiba
    September 9, 2017 at 7:18 am

    SNAP has turned into a illegal racket & out of control. The abuse is accepted too.

    • Silas
      September 9, 2017 at 9:03 am

      No one at the state at that number you gave out is going to investigate ANYTHING, you know that, right?

      • bigdaddy
        bigdaddy
        September 9, 2017 at 12:57 pm

        does any ine even answer the phone there?

        • Someone who knows
          September 11, 2017 at 12:32 pm

          That phone is always answered and turtleboy is read.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    Wtf
    September 9, 2017 at 5:50 am

    Only the stupid ones that need to be culled from the pack put it on Facebook. It’s been going on for years. I can remember lots of years ago when I was a little turtle rider, the moms would help each other out and get actual food , not drugs, for each other with the paper stamps. Which needed ID to use. But since that was happening the changed to the lovely EBT card that just swipes and no id. Awesome system, such improvements. Lmao. Even all the food stamp scammers are pissed at this point I am sure they all recommend avoiding FB and the Turtle. Lol.

  • itsjustme
    Itsjustme
    September 9, 2017 at 12:42 am

    It seems like almost everyone you have posted selling food stamps is a young 20 something man, who looks fully capable of working, very few have even had children (thank God), I can only think of one or two women you posted about and same thing, young, able bodied women, who only have themselves to support. Do they not have guidelines or qualifications to get food stamps, can you just say you need them and they just give them to you? I don’t get if.

    • Candy O
      September 9, 2017 at 8:54 am

      Nope. Just quit your job and ask. Your “disabled” if you use drugs. Or have ADHD. Or hypertension. Which is what I have when I read this sh*t.

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    September 9, 2017 at 12:06 am

    Could we change the rules to requiring the food stamp recipients getting snipped?

    It would be a win-win.

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