When we last left our boy Billy “The Skid” Tibbetts, he was reading off scenes from training day as objective fact, condemning Scituate police chief Mike Stewart and spreading some of the most outrageous slander I have ever seen, all over his Facebook page. Yeah, sure, he was told to knock it off or he’d get served, but fahk it ked, amirite? Billy Tibbetts is a man of the people – namely, the inbred fahking losers of Scituate – and he’s not afraid to fight the law.

Well, looks like the law won.

Wicked Local:

“William Tibbetts, who ran for a seat on the Scituate Board of Selectmen this past spring, was arraigned in Hingham District Court on Wednesday, June 19, on two counts of criminal harassment.

According to court documents, a warrant was issued for Tibbetts by the Clerk of Courts on June 18 at the request of the Massachusetts State Police. Tibbetts was taken into custody on June 19.

An attorney was provided for Tibbetts, who was charged with criminal harassment. On one count the victim was Scituate Police Chief Michael Stewart. The victim of the second count was Kathleen Murphy, Stewart’s sister.

Tibbetts was held on $2,000 cash bail and ordered to stay away from the victims and the victims’ families, and to refrain from posting about the victims on social media.

He was released later in the day on June 19.

Tibbetts has repeatedly used his Facebook account to post accusatory videos against Stewart and his family.

Tibbetts is next due in court on August 14.”

Criminal harassment you say? Why, I can’t imagine why he’d be facing those charges.

Perhaps it’s because he can’t even take a car ride with his pops without publicly accusing the Stewart family of incest?

Or maybe because literally no one with so much as one drop of blood in relation to Police Chief Mike Stewart is safe from his wrath?

The best part of this is that Billy is such a boob, his misinterpreted the State Police questioning him as them investigating Mike Stewart.

I wish I could have seen the look on his face when they slapped the charges on him. What a numbskull. I bet he’s still putting this all together.

Was this a scene in Training Day?

I’m particularly curious to see what his defense will be, considering he has proudly and openly taken 110% ownership of every batshit word that he spews across the world wide web,

Not a narrative you want to control, Billy.

And he’s publicly proclaimed his full intention to “Take Mike Stewart down.”

Ouch, that’s a tough one to come back from Billy. Wouldn’t be the first fight you’ve lost in your lifetime, though.

This guy is a professional loser, but is it wrong that I kind of want to go “free muh boi” on this one? Not because I think he’s innocent – he is clearly not. Just because selfishly, his videos make my world so much brighter, and this has a 25% chance of stopping the flow of incredible material. Oh well, that’s the law for you. Billy Tibbetts is not the hero we deserve, but goddamnit, he’s the hero I need. Godspeed, Billy – can I be your next target please?