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The Burlington Mall Fupaslug Is Back And She’s Got A New Set Of Lies On Her New Cardboard Sign

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Suns out, guns out. And that can only mean one thing…..

The Burlington Mall Fupaslug has come out of hibernation!!

She didn’t see her shadow in February, even though many mistook it for a solar eclipse.

According to her latest sign she is on the verge of dying. She struggles, and works, but it’s not enough. Even though she hasn’t had a job…..ever. And her and her boyfriend drive to their panhandling gold mine destination every day.

Obviously she needs your donations to “live” because as you can see, she hasn’t had a meal in weeks.

I guess she gave up on this lie:

After we exposed her for not having any children. She’s easily the most famous panhandler in Massachusetts due to her Turtleboy fame, so she can’t afford to lie about imaginary children anymore. Better just stick to the “I’m dying, but I swear I work all day” lie instead.

22 Comment(s)
  • SickofEm
    May 29, 2018 at 12:44 pm

    Did anyone miss the nice blue tooth headset she’s wearing? 

    I haven’t seen her yet and I’m surprised. Another guy has been standing there telling people to do good and donate to him. 

  • Rick Shaw
    Rick Shaw
    May 29, 2018 at 10:43 am

    This bag of cholesterol should rent herself out as a bouncy house for kids birthday parties.

  • Frank
    May 27, 2018 at 3:48 pm

    She needs to eat or she might starve to death….sometime around 2026

  • John Wypyszinski
    Herr Doktor
    May 26, 2018 at 1:21 pm

    Sweet Jeebus, the Death Star has taken up orbit around the Burlington Mall… Yo, Tons-o-Fun, NASA needs to to move around, you’re pulling satellites out of orbit. I know that might come under exercise, but ya got to do something. Might I also suggest dropping a metric ton or two of weight, you’re damaging the road surface and be careful crossing bridges, they have weight limits, too. If you’re looking for a job I heard they’re shooting a romance starring The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, you’re a shoo in for Mrs. Stay Puft there Chunkarella…

  • Y
    May 26, 2018 at 2:28 am

    She hasn’t passed yet? Too bad

    • JJ@AOL.COM
      Jj@aol.com
      May 26, 2018 at 9:39 am

      Damn it, how the fuck did I miss her on the way to the mall yesterday? I drove up and down that street looking for her but to no avail. I put a 10 on a fishing string was going to put it in her cup then watch it jump out when I drove away. For fuck sake, I always miss the good shit. O well, guess that’s what happens when you have a career that you love & actually work. I’m going to keep a few little bags packed with brown suga in the truck. Next time I drive through there if I see her I’m gonna tell her I have no money but a few bags of dope then video her reaction when she realizes it’s not dope but brown sugar. But in all seriousness she is one fat ugly fuck. What I dont get is the fact that these people are allowed to do this on busy streets/ high way entrances. I thought there was laws set it place to keep people off of highways/busy streets like that? Guess not, but if I want to take my horses for a joy strut down 2,3, or 95 its prohibited, yet they allow cows to roam through there freely. Ahhh, because Massachusetts that’s why. Shit I might as well denounce my citizenship. Then I will be considered an illegal and wont have to work any more. Shit I’ll take a huge hit in the cash dept but at least I’ll get free food, housing, health care, cell phone, heat, ac, internet & can sit on my donated goodwill couch & watch Jerry all day. Now that I think about it, that does not sound so bad! Hey you guys support around 380,000 illegals any way, so, you wont mind supporting 1 more will you?

  • JUGGS
    May 25, 2018 at 11:17 pm

    Forget this pig.

    Found a new best vid on PornHub “JUST TITTIES COMPILATION. Not even pornographic by most standards but excellent material. There are so many different kinds of tits out there and they are so wankabley lovely. God bless jugs every pair of em.

  • Ed
    May 25, 2018 at 9:55 pm

    Why is this legal?

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 25, 2018 at 9:07 pm

    See the pic of her with the backhoe in the background?

    That’s how they get her to the intersection!

  • Turd Ferguson
    May 25, 2018 at 8:11 pm

    To maintain a morbidly obese body like that, she is sucking in a shitload of calories everyday. She’ll be dead or the diabetes fairy will take her legs piece by piece before too long. Which of course, us taxpayers will foot the bill.

    • Dick N. Vulva's neighbor
      May 26, 2018 at 12:32 am

      Anybody dumb enough to giver this walrus so much as a used Kleenex let alone 1 penny should have a loaf of french bread broken in half right over their noggin!

  • Arse Rims without the Mud
    May 25, 2018 at 8:10 pm

    You mean she doesnt have kids and is under-employed? I gave that sweet young lady a benjiman because she seemed so sincere. I have to admit though, I was a taken aback when she said she would make my milineum and toss my salad for an additonal $40. I thought she was joking. I gave her a extra 20 spot because she cut a few tears. I hope to heck she coud benefit from this $120, because I only give to the nedy when I know it will help them. If I see her again, I will calmly go up to her and drive a fucking icepick through her fucking cranium until the handle is buried in her fucking forehead. BEst wishes to, what is her name, Fupa? What ethnicity is that, F-u-p-a?

    • drake
      July 23, 2018 at 9:24 am

      fatty upper pubic area, Google is your friend.

  • whatevuh
    whatevuh
    May 25, 2018 at 7:06 pm

    I didn’t know cows could sleep standing up . . . . learn something new every day on Turtleboy !

    • Y
      May 26, 2018 at 2:32 am

      You’re an idiot then…me neither, but…
      Have you heard of cow tipping?
      You push them over when they’re sleeping upright, fuck face.

  • LOL
    May 25, 2018 at 5:31 pm

    She thought her sign covered all the obvious questions, but we have so many more. For starters, how can you be poor, and maintain all that morbid obesity? Next up, since you are a true gypsy beggar, how come you don’t offer some form of entertainment to your begging! Sing, read fortunes, anything. You really just stand there motionless and expect it to rain cash? Maybe if you moved around more and lost weight, you wouldn’t be dying.

  • CripsRule
    May 25, 2018 at 5:19 pm

    I’d bang her.

    What? Have you seen me? I’m a mess.

    • Downtown Bob
      May 25, 2018 at 6:09 pm

      No breeding with the Fupa. We need to ensure that animal becomes extinct. Also as you are aware, sex with animals is still illegal in Mass.

      • The Vorlon
        The Vorlon
        May 25, 2018 at 8:29 pm

        Rishathra. “Sexual practice outside one’s own species but within the intelligent hominoids”.

        Guess the intelligent part rules her out. WAY out.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      May 25, 2018 at 9:05 pm

      You couldn’t fuck that. You could have an 18″ dick and it wouldn’t be long enough to get past the fat rolls to the actual hole.

      I love seeing morbidly obese panhandlers. It says it all about them. Fakers

      I like the SUV she rides there in too. It’s nicer than my car

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