Remember back in February when Bristol Blarney was fired by me because I found out she was hiding advertising money from me, and then used the platform that I gave her to launch her own “show” using a brand that was created under the company I owned? Yea, well, that’s happening on a much larger scale to Dave Portnoy, Barstool Sports, and the “Call Her Daddy” whores.
Here’s the Reader’s Digest background:
- Alex Cooper and Sofia Franklyn are two chicks with a podcast that hardly anyone listened to before Dave Portnoy heard it
- Cooper only had a platform to get noticed by Portnoy in the first place because she was banging Mets All-Star Noah Syndergaard
- The podcast is basically two hot chicks in their 20’s who talk about all the guys they fuck, their favorite dildos, how much shit they can jam in their orifaces, and how they’d never let a man control them
- If two guys were doing the same type of show no one would listen to it, but because it’s two hot chicks, and women aren’t “supposed” to talk about shit like this openly it’s supposed to be edgy
- In reality the show is horrible, but it’s extremely popular with horny 20 year olds that Barstool caters to, so Portnoy realized he could make money off them
- The show took off, it was one of the most downloaded shows on iTunes, and they didn’t even have to come to the office and only did one show per week
Well, they haven’t done a show in over a month and the New York Post put this headline out today.
Call Her Daddy podcast hosts have ‘turned on each other,’ insider says https://t.co/sx0UcelSXj pic.twitter.com/zvy8fZqram
— New York Post (@nypost) May 17, 2020
Basically they’re halfway through a three year contract and they want out. The brunette chick (Sofia) is leading the charge and the blonde chick (Alex) isn’t so sure.
Then Portnoy did a 30 minute podcast today that was awesome, and can be summarized as follows:
- Alex made $506K
- Sofia made $461K
- Their base was $75K but they made all the extra money from bonuses due to downloads
- They thought they were bigger than Barstool at this point so they hired a lawyer who demanded $1 million guarantee each, they no longer wanted to be considered Barstool employees, they wanted 50% of everything Barstool made off of them, they wanted to be paid for the last month despite not working at all, and they wanted the rights to Call Her Daddy
- Portnoy was willing to renegotiate and offer them what amounted to a lot more money and ownership of their show, but only the blonde was willing to take it
- The brunette is being told what to do by her creepy looking boyfriend Peter Nelson, an HBO executive who hates Portnoy, and won’t go back
- Barstool is planning on suing them if they attempt to leave since they’d be violating the contract
This man does NOT deserve the Gluck Gluck 9000 #callherdaddy @alexandracooper @sofiafranklyn @stoolpresidente pic.twitter.com/7IAhYnM21c
— Bachelor Fandom (@BachelorFandom) May 18, 2020
Jesus that dude is creepy. He looks like the bad guy in 90% of SVU episodes. The cocky stock trader who thinks he can fuck around with Detective Benson and not go to jail by the end of the episode.
Imagine starting a show that’s supposed to be about female empowerment and then start dating a guy who completely destroys the easiest job you’ve ever had making half a million dollars a year.
Does this all sound familiar? It’s literally the same exact thing Bristol Blarney did to me on a larger scale, so obviously I’m Team Portnoy on this one. Bristol Blarney’s YouTube show got a lot of views on my channel because, a) I built it, and b) she dressed like a whore on most episodes and showed her tits so horny dudes in India would tune in. Ironically she HATED Call Her Daddy and told me about it all the time because she rightfully thought that they were only famous for being whores, but like with most things she was everything she shit on.
Without Dave Portnoy risking everything to build Barstool Sports, dedicating countless hours to his product, investing his money, and dealing with protests and boycotts galore from feminists and social justice warriors, then no one would even know who these tramps are. Without him they are nothing. And now they wanna take the fanbase they built off of his back and be “independent?”
Fuck off.
When you build a company, and some opportunistic, talentless skag attempts to use what you built, then you should declare war on them. And this is when Portnoy is at his best – when someone tries to fuck with him. I’ve shit on Barstool plenty of times before because they’ve taken a SJW trend the last few years, but when Davey Mouse gets fired up and fights back it’s fantastic content.
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28 Comment(s)
Never give shallow, gold-digging whores a platform. Ever. But how is that brunette still chopping down rando guys and being a ho if she’s a puppet for that ghoulish Robert Z’dar looking motherfucker?
Get Dave’s dick our of your mouth.
He care less about you less than Gerry.
Never heard of these twats. Decent asses in those yoga pants but the second words started spewing out of their suck holes I lost interest. I can mute Pornhub
Yep, same exact situation.
You are Portnoy are like twins.
Except for the success part.
So funny you comparing this to your situation.
You didn’t “build a company.”
You are a blogger.
They should take some of the 500k they earned last year and instead of using it on trips to foreign countries to take naked instagrams of themselves take a course at a local college or something on how contract law works.
Might be important
Hot? The brunette has a fivehead.
Barstool is for faggots
Ohhhhh… So that’s why your son is always on barstools website.
That dude looks like a younger lothar from the rocketeer!
And people say I’m wrong about the wahhmanss! Another point proved! Check Mate 🙂
Seriously TB enough with all this these wahhman are hot. No they are not! Nothing about them is hot. After they wash their faces of the cake up for 20 minutes and take off the fake eye lashes, contacts, fingernails etc etc the only thing you will see standing there is something that resembles the wendigo!
If the wahhhmans where so hot they wouldn’t wear 20lbs of fake up they wouldn’t wear spanx to hide their fat they wouldn’t need 3 hours to get ready. The wahhman you consider to be hot are nothing more than circus clowns. They only wear the cloths they do because they want attention. If it were not for the cloths and fake up they wouldn’t get any attention from the Simps. Stop being a simp!
You tit fucker, my nut sack smells like the inside of a tractor trailer truck. Tell your mother not to smoke so many unfiltered Camels before she comes over. Tug on your balls a bit bud.
Every time you type out “fake-up” or “cake-up” unironically, or laughed because of how clever you is a moment you spent losing your manhood. I hope you fall down a fucking flight of stairs. I don’t care about these bitches but I’m learning to hate the person you are.
#triggered
Dude, right away I hated him after the first time I read one of him rambling, psychopathic rants. He does the same thing on every site and I know it’s him because he uses the same name. I think it was most recently in The Gateway Pundit’s comment section that I came across one of his anti-women novels so this is what he does all day
Mgtow is just Bret Killoran being obnoxious. If his wife ever finds out about his little online alter-ego she’ll have his balls.
Oh, there was a 100% chance this is a hobby of this tool. Also: If that is true, that it is Bret then I was right all along. That inbred ignoramus has been nothing but useless and unfunny since forever.
I quit listening because they don’t talk about butt-stuff often enough.
Their 15 minutes is almost up, a month from now, no one will remember them… Tick.. Tick…Tick…
In fairness… the episode on eating pussy was helpful.
Hook nosed Jew deserves everything coming to him. He sucks.
Portnoy made his bed when he sold barstool to the establishment, it lost its originality and became a mouthpiece for the left. Sorry Dave I don’t feel bad for you, it’s like the restaurant owner from goodfellas.
Who’s asking you to feel bad?
Daves a multimillionaire.
Don’t need millions just enough for essentials, name a celeb that’s happy they all need pharmaceuticals and therapists to survive, ex pro athletes sit up at night crying about the old days, rich politicians are too worried about keeping their power than trying to use it for any good. Simple life is good for me!!
Hope Portnoy sees this bro
Bristols personal life is a train wreck . Losing your children ? . She. Is and always will be a skank . No doubt she has an EBT card and section 8 vouchers pay her rent . Turtle should only refer to her as the one we will not name . As for these two sluts they represent everything that is wrong with society.
Damn,
Your version of your own history gets more distorted by the hour.
Are you high?
So now you fired Bristol? That’s funny. That’s not what all your previous posts say.
Get some mental health help, you sick obsessive fuck.
Why are you women so angry all the time? Haven’t you yelled at someone for not wearing a mask in the last 15 minutes? Go call the cops on someone and you’ll feel better.
And yet here you are, reading his blog.
TB has said numerous times he fired that trash bag. You high, bruh?