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Another internet tough guy brought to justice: White Cop from Worcester who was unmasked as a mall cop-wannabe too fat dumb to accomplish much of anything. Pantsed for the tool that he is. Snicker.
I sure enjoy sounding like a real fucking asshole and posting 1st!!
No, the real deal is that you said that you’d be at Dunkin’ Donuts on Main Street, and y6ou said you’d wear a Red Sox hat on backwards and that your name is “Jimmy”.
I asked which Dunkins you’d be at and for a better description than a guy named “Jimmy”, and then you pussed out like the pole-smoking faggot that you are.
But that’s typical for some white homo slavery apologist who licks DiDi’s grundle. You’re nothing but a douche who rightfully got beaten in high school. Who knows, maybe I was one of the ones slapping you around for lunch money. Now I got you pissing your pants, and I didn’t even threaten you with anything. But I was ready to take off the badge to school you, and if you hit first, I would have trashed you just like you got used to when you were a teenager.
You’re just a sad excuse for a SJW. That’s the real reason why Trump got elected. You faggots are ready to hand everything over to Black Lives Matter and undermine the police force because you absolutely crave being humiliated and sodomized by negro mandingo. Useless pussy faggot.
Ain’t that right, “Jimmy”? Go on, say how much you love “DeDe” (sic). Pussy. You love being owned, gimp. Go wash my car, slave.
Bragging cop can’t even find a gadfly in his own back yard. How embarrassing. Moron. Snicker… We all laugh at you in your jodhpurs and your combat boots, masking your tiny IQs with your big guns and bravado.
Want to try again, pussy? No guns, no badge. Prove you’ve got cojones.
By the way, we’re all laughing at you, toolbox. You worship DiDi. You hate cops. You suck other guys’ dicks and love it. Dad must have been proud. His buddy’s kid was probably a quarterback and he has to live with you. You live in Worcester looking at the dregs of society and getting a hard-on. You’re trash. Face it.
Hey, this humiliation must bring back some bad memories. Maybe you should go find a safe space and have a hug and a cry with one of your faggot liberal bros.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
I will meet you if you let me lick your balls first