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Remember Jennifer Azadnia – the Dartmouth Yogapoon?
Quick trip down memory lane:
- She claimed that her yoga studio was the victim of racism and harassment for teaching Buti yoga, which the white owned yoga studio across the street had culturally appropriated
- Turned out that her instructors just weren’t certified to do this kind of yoga and it had nothing to do with racism
- Her Facebook page was one of the greatest ghettofabulous works of art you will ever see
- And of course her yoga studio was basically a gift from her elderly ex-con sugar Daddy who owns half the south shore
Well, apparently business is not going too well since we last wrote about her three months ago. She had been passing out these gift cards for free sessions when times were good. But she’s evidently announced that she will no longer be accepting them because they are being “abused.”
In other words, people were using the free gift cards she handed out like cheap wine.
She initially told clients that they had until March 1 to redeem theirs, but evidently she moved up that date:
Shocking. I expected much better customer service from someone who calls herself the Gucci Queen.
Basically the gift cards were given out so that she could get you in there and sell you more stuff. But the problem is that she gave away a lot of them which people were using and then not buying stuff. This is what she meant by “abuse.”
The cards have no expiration date on them, and a lot of women are being denied.
She also made people stand in line to get them in the first place:
Nevertheless she had her ratchet defenders, like Taylor here:
“She handed them out like candy, and she has every right to take them right back.”
Yea….I’m pretty sure that’s not how coupons work. But then again Taylor here looks like she might’ve graduated from Harvard Internet Law School:
So ya never know.
Oh, and anyone who has a problem with this “jealous” so “namaste bitches”:
Anyway, I’m sure this won’t be the last time we hear from the Dartmouth Yogapoon. I do have to say that I’m kind of surprised she’s being so cheap. After all, does it really matter if her business makes money? She runs a yoga sweatshop, seems to have an endless supply of bling, and ultimately her geriatric yogurt slinger is fitting the bill anyway. I expected a lot more from you Ms. Gucci Princess.