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The Fact That Everyone Felt Bad For This Philly Steak And Queef Mom Who Got Beat Up By The Cops After Kicking Them In The Nuts Is Everything Wrong With Everything

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In the latest episode of “Internet law enforcement protocol experts use a 30 second video to decide that cops should be fired” we bring you this broo-ha-ha from the Jersey Shore…..

No wonder Chris Christie takes his family to the beach alone.

Sure, it looks bad at first. The mean police officer is punching this poor woman in the head, probably because he enjoys punching women in the face. That’s the only logical conclusion our panel of learned scholars could reach….

Case closed. Obviously this woman did nothing wrong and is lucky to be alive. Were it not for her white privilege she’d no doubt be a hashtag by now.

The woman’s name is Emily Weinman, a 20 year old teen mom from Phillly. She wisely took to Facebook to plead her case:

So let me get this straight. The cops were planning on just telling you to dump your drink out, and you refused. Then you got lippy with them so they said that they were gonna write you a ticket. You refused to give them your name. Then when they went to arrest you, you resisted.

But somehow you are not at fault here.

Makes sense.

First of all, it’s ridiculous that you have to be 21 to drink in this country. But the fact of the matter is that cops in these beach towns have a hard on for underage drinking. It’s why I didn’t go to Hampton Beach when I was 19. That and I didn’t wanna catch hepatitis. So you gotta know that this is what they’re looking for.

The rest is hilarious because she’s admitting to violating the law and her entire defense is, “don’t you have anything better to do than enforce the law?”

But ya know how I knew this broad was trash from the moment I laid eyes on her? She brought her kid to the beach and was doing this. What kind of coochatang brings their spawn to the beach, pounds vodka despite being underage, and then mouths off to the cops when they tell her to cut the shit? Someone who obviously has no business raising children.

Anyway, she claimed that she was simply resisting arrest when she called out for her baby daddy (who totally had the authority to stop the lawful arrest) and fell over backwards before she was pummeled. Except it turns out that she was lying about what precipitated the video:

However, city officials say that Weinman actually kicked the officer in his genitals and ran away, according to CBS Philly. At some point, she also allegedly spit on the officer, too.

“At that point I blacked out and fought any way possible trying to get up and push him off me,” Weinman posted.

Weinman has been charged with Aggravated Assault on a Police Officer (2 Felony Counts), Aggravated Assault by Spitting Bodily Fluids at/on a Police Officer, Disorderly Conduct, Resisting Arrest, Obstruction and Minor in Possession of Alcohol.

Gee whiz, I for one am shocked that this Philly steak and queef teen mom was not completely forthcoming when she claimed that all she did was get a little lippy with the cop beforehand. Oh, and she’s got a bunch of Google trophies too….

This is not Weinman’s first run in with the law and not the first time she’s been combative, according to court documents. In September of 2016, she was arrested and charged with burglary, simple assault, criminal mischief, criminal trespass and recklessly endangering another person. In November of 2017, Weinman pleaded guilty to misdemeanor simple assault and misdemeanor “recklessly endangering another person.” She was sentenced to serve four years of probation and pay just under $10,000 in court costs and restitution.

Burglary, assault, trasspassing, reckless endangerment. It’s almost as if she thinks laws don’t apply to her.

Of course the dead giveaway was simply going onto her Facebook page….

Snapchat filter. Guilty. Pretty much everyone who uses Snapchat is an asshole. It’s for teenagers who want to exchange noodz and don’t want their Aunt Barbara to see.

The bottom line is that this is typical Jersey shore trash behavior from the animals who emanate from Philadelphia.

20 Comment(s)
  • Captain Trips
    May 30, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    I wish I were the judge on her case – we would retire to the chambers so she could work off her sentence

  • Punks
    May 30, 2018 at 5:36 am

    When she is on all fours the cop gets on all fours directly on top of her for the dry-hump from 32-40. The cop made some interesting choices during this arrest. Surprised he didn’t straddle her face for a simulated tea-bagging. Safe to say these 2 keystone cops should of handled this better then again that may be their best effort.

    Hope they got sand in their ass cracks for the rest of the shift.

  • Pauly D
    May 30, 2018 at 12:13 am

    I would punched the back of her throat with my cock then busted a nut in her ass.
    Also good sideboob at 0:38

  • Spunky
    May 29, 2018 at 7:21 pm

    Police Officer or not, if you kick a man in the nuts other then in self defense be prepared to reciprocate his first reaction. Which is probably to clock you, female or not. A badge pinned to his shirt doesn’t protect him from feeling physical pain. That lying bimbo got everything she deserved.

    From,
    A female with common sense

  • James Comey
    May 29, 2018 at 5:51 pm

    The Cop was wrong and “acted stupidly” to quote President Bath-House Barry Obama.

    Cop has pepper spray, baton, taser, firearm. Why would you strike at somebody’s skull with your bare hand when a no contact squirt of pepper spray or taser shot could subdue them without risking injury to your gun hand or losing your weapon in a struggle.

    Tazer is the better way to go no decontamination needed. She can get busy blowing the entire department and eating the skank dyke cops as soon as she gets back to the station.

  • Buzz Killian
    May 29, 2018 at 4:15 pm

    Bad things always seem to follow people who don’t have their act together and never will. I bet when you (assuming you’re normal) woke up today and went about your daily routine through this afternoon, it didn’t include mouthing off to police while wasted and assaulting them with your infant sitting 3 feet away. Seems like a simple pitfall to avoid if you’re not an idiot with no respect for authority…

  • Dr. Cock
    May 29, 2018 at 4:06 pm

    I would throw ropes of man chowder on her face, tits and ass all day. She is one hot slut of a hot mess.

  • Clitty Litter
    May 29, 2018 at 3:43 pm

    The bum in the foreground and the sideboob……I missed the dumpster fire in between.

  • Over the Pussy Brigade
    May 29, 2018 at 2:55 pm

    Am I the only one who isn’t seeing blows to her head? Looks more like her shoulder. Either way, you assault a cop, expect repercussions. Man or woman. Y’all on the “pussy hat equality” except when it comes to a dude defending themselves. I was always taught if someone lays hands on you, you defend yourself. If you lay hands first, game on.

  • Uncle Pervy
    May 29, 2018 at 2:27 pm

    Epic side boob @ 38 seconds, anyone? Am I right?

  • deflateddoritodinks
    May 29, 2018 at 2:11 pm

    I need my, I need my EBT.

  • TJB
    TJB
    May 29, 2018 at 2:08 pm

    BEACH POLICE!
    DROP THAT VANILLA CONE!
    YOUR UNDER ARREST FOR FEEDING A SEAGULL WITHOUT A PERMIT! reminds of when mass had the heroic MDC police. REVERE BEACH;
    Come on Vacation….
    Leave on Probation.

  • Fred Knessl
    May 29, 2018 at 1:55 pm

    Can’t wait for the body cam video…of course she will be vindicated and her good name restored?

  • TortugaNino
    May 29, 2018 at 1:31 pm

    “YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO HIT ME AND CHOKE ME LIKE THAT!!!” … well, your not allowed to drink underage, fail to provide your information to a cop, or resist arrest either. So, you break the rules and we are supposed to let u slide. He breaks the rules, “OFF WITH HIS HEAD!”. It’s almost as funny as the faux tough guys on facebook who say they’d have intervened on the woman’s behalf, because no one is allowed to beat them but their own baby daddy

  • Stunt Penis
    May 29, 2018 at 12:53 pm

    Wood.

  • Pettybullshit
    May 29, 2018 at 12:30 pm

    Randy is right! Turtle boy really you guys have gone to shits! We all have fucken drank underage! Having a drink doesn’t make you a bad mother! Also she passed the Breathalyzer test. Yes she was wrong by not giving her information but under what circumstances? How does this make you a bad parent. Shit I remember my aunts uncles etc drinking at the beach while us kids had a great time. You have bad taste turtle boy very bad taste. Go find real news with real crime! Help Morgan freeman become a free man cause the bitch lied on him

    • ChrisInShrewsbury
      ChrisInShrewsbury
      May 29, 2018 at 1:04 pm

      Preface: I don’t support the strikes to head: The cop had her by 1 wrist already, and should be trained to lock and manipulate her.

      She’s 20 and this is her 3rd (documented ) major run in with the police. Last time she called them “pigs” and spit on them too. She’s on a 4 year probation. Wanna bet she doesn’t have a travel permit to go to Jersey?

      My prediction: Wildwood drops charges as part of saving face. Her PO (already aware I’m sure) files to revoke probation, she spends some time in jail.

      She’s not a good mother.

  • bigdaddy
    bigdaddy
    May 29, 2018 at 12:28 pm

    Why did he punch her ? Isnt that what the taser is for ? Its also much more fun watching some one roll around in agony after getting tased

  • randiguy2006
    Randy
    May 29, 2018 at 11:57 am

    “First of all, it’s ridiculous that you have to be 21 to drink in this country….”

    But if you use Snapchat filters, you deserve to be punched in the head repeatedly.

    TB philosophy at its finest.

    • Digger
      May 29, 2018 at 12:25 pm

      Nice side boob shot tho

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