The University of Oklahoma saw the tape of Joe Mixon knocking a woman out and gave him a scholarship. They saw a bunch of frat boys saying racist things and they expelled them. This are SJW values.
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Everyone cares about “racism” and “sexism,” but no one cares about domestic violence. That became even more apparent when this tape of Oklahoma Sooners star running back Joe Mixon knocking the fuck out of a woman named Amelia Molitor was released a couple days ago:
First of all, women need to keep their hands to themselves. I’m not gonna pretend like this isn’t a problem, and this woman is without fault. But according to her Mixon wandered into this place drunk (it was 2 AM), and called the guy she was with a homophobic slur (he’s gay). She got lippy with him and got in his face before slapping him. It’s not an excuse for laying her hands on Mixon, or spitting on him, or whatever. We believe in equality at Turtleboy Sports, and there’s too many chicks out there who think they can go around slapping people with zero consequence.
But on the other hand, this ain’t equality. Joe Mixon is a division 1 football player and an NFL prospect. He also has a penis. Equality is meeting force with force. What happened in that video had nothing to do with equality. She open hand slapped him in the face, and he responded by knocking her the fuck out with with a closed fist right to her skull. He hit her a million times faster than she hit him. At no point was he ever endangered by her, nor could he argue that he feared for his safety.
The reason that domestic violence isn’t taken seriously is because the a) public accepts it, and b) the media and social justice warriors have convinced us that mean words are worse than actual physical violence. You saw that tape. It’s fucking HORRIFIC. That dude countered her with a punch to the face faster than Floyd Mayweather. He walked over to a table with a little gay guy and a blonde chick for one reason and one reason alone – to knock someone out. He didn’t even blink when she slapped him. The punch to the face was instantaneous. And why? Because she allegedly said something that hurt his feelings. Therefore it’s not a big deal.
Any normal person watching that has the same reaction we did. But this is big time college football, which apparently is more important than preventing domestic violence:
Ending the threat? How much of a pussy do be threatened by a little blonde chick? Do you pansy asses need a safe space?
Shirlene McColley is like the poster child for battered women. “I once hit a man and he taught me a lesson I will never forget.” What. The. Fuck? She basically just said that men can punch women in the face to “teach them a lesson” and 41 people looked at this and said, I’m gonna go ahead and hit the like button.
People like this exist? So it’s not a big deal because her bones were broken when they hit the table, and not as a direct result of him punching her? I’m pretty sure her head wouldn’t have moved towards the table if he didn’t punch her in the first place. But hey, Dakota has been in a “lot of fights,” which makes him an expert. He’s never had his face broken by a punch, and I’m sure he’s gotten in lots of fights with future NFL running backs.
Newsflash – she can say the n word as much as she wants (she didn’t). You’re not allowed to knock someone out because they said a word you don’t like. Sure, it makes her a less sympathetic victim, but she is “allowed” to say whatever words she wants to say. This comment represents everything that is wrong with society. We bend over backwards to make sure people aren’t using “hate speech” because it might hurt someone’s feelings. But you can knock a woman out and it’s OK because hurt feelings are worse than broken bones.
What’s he supposed to do? I dunno, leave? Nah, can’t do that. Gotta stand your ground against this drunk chick.
Look, Turtleboy has been slapped in the face by drunk college coeds more times than you can imagine. Literally 30-40% of Patterson dormitory at UMass gave Turtleboy a palm sandwich across the face at some point in 2001. Not ONCE did it ever cross my mind to knock them out. Not even close. It’s not that I wasn’t raised to not hit women (I was), it’s that there should be some kind of instinct that keeps you from doing that. Something internally that tells you that this just ain’t right.
Trust me, if you get slapped in the face by a chick it certainly can be humiliating. But you just gotta take it. For now. That’s when you start plotting your revenge. Find out who they are, air their dirty laundry, make flyers, post them all around campus, find out where their dorm room is, lean a bucket of cold water against their door when they’re home, and then knock on the door and run. The water goes EVERYWHERE!! You win!! That’s how you get your revenge the Turtleboy way. Not by knocking some chick out.
Of course the real fucked up part is the fact that Oklahoma coach Bob Stoops and school president David Boren saw this tape two years ago when it happened. And they STILL let him play football. Yet the University of Missouri forced their President to step down over alleged racial incidents on campus that all turned out to be hoaxes.
It’s basically the same thing the NFL did with Ray Rice. Because domestic violence against women just isn’t a big deal. The NCAA hasn’t done shit either. But they would punish a school like Oklahoma if Joe Mixon signed an autographed football and raffled it off for charity.
Domestic violence certainly isn’t as bad as racism, that’s for sure. Why? Because SJW’s don’t cause a ruckus about domestic violence. As we saw with State Rep candidate Moses Dixon, you can beat the shit out of a woman, get arrested for it, have a restraining order taken out against you, and you’ll still be supported by “progressives.” Just ask Maura Healey.
To prove just how much more schools like Oklahoma care about racism than they do about violence against women, all you have to do is look at the incident two years ago where a couple frat boys were expelled for leading a racist chant on a bus:
Those guys suck. Turtleboy opposes racism. But nobody got their face broken in half in that video. Here’s what University President Boren said after watching the Mixon video:
“We hope that our students will all learn from those standards, but at the same time, we believe in second chances so that our students can learn and grow from life’s experiences.”
Here’s what he said after watching the frat boy video:
“It was unbelievable that this could have possibly occurred with UO students. Sooners are not racists. They’re not bigots. They are people who respect each other and care about each other.”
Two kids in the frat video were expelled. Joe Mixon was given a full scholarship and the University paid for his lawyers. Boren believes in second chances for people who punch women in the face. He doesn’t believe in second chances for people who sing racist songs. Then again, maybe if those racist frat boys were five star linebacker recruits then Boren would believe in second chances for them too. This is America in 2016. These are our values.
P.S. It sounds like Joe Mixon has really “learned from his mistakes.”
Joe Mixon's Tweets before the 2015 season started. Class guy. Really learned from his mistakes. pic.twitter.com/heRNffwh1E
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) December 19, 2016
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