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A couple years ago we introduced you to Carmen Figueroa, a Hampshire College hog o’ cheese who attacked a basketball player from another school during a game for wearing braids in her hair while being white.
Figueroa, 20, approached the players after the game and demanded that at least one player remove braids from her hair, according to court records. Figueroa apparently decided the braids amounted to “cultural appropriation” because a Central Maine player who had the braids was white. The white Central Maine player with braided hair opted not remove the braids and tried to leave the building. In response, police say, Figueroa attacked her by pulling her braided hair so hard she fell to the ground. Once the unidentified player was on the ground, Figueroa allegedly kicked her and stepped on her.
A second Central Maine tried to intervene, but Figueroa was having none of it. Figueroa “grabbed her by the head and threw her to the ground,” according to court documents obtained by the Daily Hampshire Gazette. Coaches tried to restrain Figueroa as she tried to wallop the players. Figueroa “was screaming swears and racial slurs” at the players by this time because of her rage about “cultural appropriation,” according to court documents.
She’s also a mother from Brooklyn, who has the privilege of taking time off from being a parent in order to attend a school that doesn’t give grades and costs over $60,000 a year.
She violently attacked multiple white women for being white. If the player was black and had that same hairstyle she would not have done it. That should make this a hate crime. And on top of that she fought the entire team and had to be dragged out by the police like the savage she is.
In a sane world this laardvark would be expelled. But there’s nothing sane about Hampshire College. It’s not a real school, which is why they’re broke and going out of business. And we never found out what happened to her until I read an article in Masslive today about Hampshire’s graduation, and look who was featured:
The Queen Cheesehog herself. Despite the fact that she’s a “marginalized” person, and thus would be treated unfairly by the school and the courts, she still managed to NOT get kicked out of school after violently assaulting guests from another school because of the color of their skin.
This is why you should laugh, and laugh, and laugh some more the next time you hear someone mention white privilege. It’s the most easily debunked nonsense social justice warriors have ever come up with. This wild animal should be caged, and at the very least permanently banned from campus. Instead she’s posing for pictures for Masslive as she gets handed the most valueless piece of paper a person can obtain – a degree from Hampshire College.
Seriously, check out the freak show parade at their graduation:
Of course there’s a dude in drag who doesn’t bother shaving or doing anything else that an actual woman does, while claiming that he’s a woman.
This is your typical graduation day attire on campus:
Go to a clown college, dress like a clown.
And the graduation speaker was everything you imagined she would be and more:
Erika Hart recounted her own experience after graduating college, describing myriad instances of discrimination, sexism and racism – and one of her first jobs working on a luxury liner, when her boss said she must salute the ship’s captain whenever she encounters him on the boat. She refused, and thus extended a journey already begun in search of individual, and social, and economic, justice – imploring the graduates to say what needs to be said, to whoever, in the moment.
“What the hell am I going to do next,” Hart said, recalling the stress she felt right after graduation – formulating that discomfort as “a capitalist induced anxiety.”
So what does she do now?
Hart began her speech saying: “I want to recognize the black people that have been pushed out of Amherst.” She referred to New York City – where she works as a sex educator for Kindergarten through 5th grade students – as “the most segregated school system.”
A sex educator of Kindergarteners. Of course.
Anything else?
Hart told the graduating class that “white-supremacist capitalism expects you to pull yourself up by the bootstraps” and that “educational institutions” will do many things “to claim credit for your success.” Prior to concluding, she addressed, in a general way, blacks and then whites, saying first: “your worth is not measured by your production,” then asking: “how are you using your white privilege?”
She lectured a graduating class about white privilege. A class that included a Latina woman who had the privilege of not being expelled after attacking several white women because of the color of their skin. Naturally this went over well because it was Hampshire College:
During the roaring applause, a man attending the graduation shouted: “thank you, thank you for keeping it real.”
Sorry kids, but there’s nothing real about a degree from Hampshire College. Every single one of you just got conned into $200K worth of debt for a useless piece of paper. The only thing college taught you was how to cry about being a victim. But at the end of the day this oppressive capitalist system isn’t going anywhere, so you can either listen to the idiots like this graduation speaker, or be an adult and realize that you can overcome the four years of brainwashing you just had to endure by embracing the fruits of capitalism.
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59 Comment(s)
All things being equal, I’m not hiring the guy in the dress.
Hampshire College is a great idea. Keep all the morons in one place
Now if we could just stop creating jobs that have no real purpose in a civilized society we could end this once and for all. For a group of people that have had life handed to them they are very angry.
Why is that? Because that’s what gets them attention? Whatever, they are insignificant in the real world.
They’d be better off with a degree from the South Harmon Institute of Technology.
Those photos… I’ve never seen so many punchable, soy-faced people gathered in one place in my life!
I bet they needed to put up a snow fence perimeter around that graduation ceremony to keep the stray cats away.
Talk about a tuna canning factory. Meeee YOW. How many gals went home with stinky fingers that night?
I’m sure she’ll score some do-nothing, anonymous Federal quota job where she can ook and eek about hatin’ wypipo and spend the day stuffing her fat , ugly , she-boon face with slops from the subsidized Federal Building cafeteria.
There is no justice, no consideration and no human dignity allowed to the modern White American citizen. We’re the horse in “Animal Farm” and are easily exploited and coerced into working, paying taxes and shutting the fuck up. That’s all we’re good for.
Rachael Rollins applauds her action and has ordered court officers to stop and have all white female police officers remove their braids when entering her courthouses.
I miss the days when the freaks kept their thoughts and expressions to themselves
Not a lot of CPA’s or software engineers coming out of there I’ll bet.
She should have been arrested, prosecuted, and removed from the college if found guilty. Perhaps the next time she decides to assault someone, the victim will be carrying and will be able to defend himself.
I wonder if any of these people have any real job prospects. Many of them appear to be unemployable.
The degrees are worthless, they only help if you want to pursue a career as a low level teacher in some subject such as ” sex ed for pre schoolers” or some nonsense. After looking at those pics, any employer above a CVS will do the old ” We will contact you after we finish interviewing”. Take a look at her again in 3 yrs…. She won’t be doing much.
Hampshire College ? Baaaaahaaaahaaaahaaaa !
Totally worthless degree from a school going belly-up!
Why, you ask?
Because liberals destroy absolutely everything they touch!
The faculty pats themselves on the back for a job well done, as they graduated another gaggle of carnival freak- show kiddies.
TUB TUB PIG OINK OINK
TUB TUB SLUT FAT SLUT
I FUCKING HATE WOMEN
Put all of these idiots on a boat and dump them into international waters. Problem solved. No ticky no laundry.
What an oinkadillo.
Well grads, time to move into mommies basement.
I’m sure that freak in the dress on the end will have a successful career. Who in their right mind would hire something that looks like that?
The only thing “it” got, was voted, “Most Likely to Wash Ashore!”
She seems like a perfect fit for the open “Climate Specialist” position at Bennie Dover Jackson Middle School. Hopefully the college degree and lack of criminal record won’t be held against her.
it’s funny to talk about cultural appropriation at a basketball game. Basketball, invented by a white man!
What’s she got on her third chin down?
That’s her offspring.
With hope, Cowmen Figuerorca will “get what’s coming.” What I don’t understand is why she wasn’t charged with assault. I’m sure the Maine player didn’t want to make waves, but she should have insisted on a police report… if HC wouldn’t, then with Amherst PD. And those five wackadoodles: the Maroon Marauder on one end and Sheldon Green-hair Cooper on the other.
They can take their objections and stick the up one of their orifices. And by the way, if you only have one orifice (other than one that’ll take a catheter) down there, you’re NOT A FEMALE.
F**K your claim of “cultural appropriation.
Figuerorca……….you’re killin me.
Just my contribution to fight the scourge of Wokeness, slam those that deserve it, and make your day!
In recognition of you branding that fat, disgusting, blob of cholesterol
“FiguerORCA” , I hereby do anoint and declare that henceforth you shall be known as SIR Name Game. Rise, Sir Name Game !!
A graduating class with crap degrees in worthless liberalism. Now go pay your stupid loans. And you better keep voting Democrat cause you are dependent upon them to throw you a bone in the form of a minimum wage increase. You are their slaves now and you don’t even know you are being owned for life. Enjoy life on the plantation.
Dude in drag? Which one? They all look about the same.
I hammer HC in the MassLive comments every chance I get. Had a couple of comments disappear over there. Useless excuse for higher education ever.
Leave out actor Liev Schreiber and Ken Burns and you are left with 40+ years of graduates that look and act like the ones in those photos.
I was wondering what happened to the cheesehog. I figured nothing would. I was right. Maybe she’ll end up in India to ride the elephants. That was her dream. I forget if she did already or wanted to.
“one of her first jobs working on a luxury liner, when her boss said she must salute the ship’s captain whenever she encounters him on the boat. She refused, …”
Unless she was shanghaied in a bar at the docks where someone got her drunk, the stupid cunt hired on voluntarily. Sorry sweathog, you didn’t do any due diligence. It is a ship, it has a command structure. That stupid fucking “Below Deck” on Bravo has a captain and a command structure. The word “Captain” should have given this fuckwit a clue.
we are fucking doomed!
No surprise, after her affirmative action, grants, scholarships etc. The lefty, hater, fascist is graduating. Should have been charged with a hate crime too. Another example of a lefty, fascist making up her own laws to fit the occasion with assault. Jenny Craig has a graduation special going on anyways!
Here in the midst of the higher education bubble schools like Hampshire are the subprime loans. As long as student loans can’t be discharged in bankruptcy I’m fine with it.
It ain’t over till the fat “lady” sings. Well, I’m glad you had a gleeful and bubbly graduation because your Hampshire enablers will no longer be there for you. The real word begins and the Internet lives forever.
Why does this site want me to date an Asian woman so badly?
I married one. She’s sane, good natured, hard working, respectful and lots of fun. They don’t quite exist the same way around here.
I single handily put these asians out on the street and out of work but they are good with their hands and mouths.
Congratulations Seniors you have a 4 year degree!
You want fries with that?
Can you operate a weed-whacker and backpack leaf blower?
How are your grocery bagging skills.. um.. heavy things on bottom..
Got Snap-Chat? Good, take this broom and sweep the floor.
So how is your diabetes and cellulitis?
Their entire existence paid for by the productivity of Capitalism then through the government’s redistribution of other people’s labor. Get to work, millions of cheesehogs are depending on you to pay their dry cleaning, munchies, gifts, transportation, rent, utilities, phone, insurance, clothes, vacation, cigarettes, alcohol, drugs, crotch fruits, furniture……
Now this fat fucking disgusting pig gets to see how things work in the real world. This grotesque bitch is about to find out the hard way that being a fat, sickening, vomit-inducing, retarded social-justice cunt preempts any hope of financial and social success. Check in with us in a year or two and let us know how you’re doing, you fucking fat disgusting piece of shit.
Congratulations Carmen and good on you for fighting against cultural appropriation. So brave!
Or as Bristol would say “Appropriating other cultures” is grounds for not receiving defense on a turtle boy blog. You are one messed blog collective. You literally have female liberal bloggers, and then some of the most aggressive anti social justice bloggers on the other end. Thus, every three blogs there’s a contradictory point of view. Don’t park in handicap spots, smear handicap man. Handicap man appropriates other cultures, cheesehogs attacks white women for appropriate other cultures. Bully makes kids roll in mud for stealing his dirt bike, kids attacked by guy in MacDonald’s are at fault because their punks. Further investigation into whether or not kid stole dirt bike, completely dismiss MacDonald’s kids take on the story even when there’s video evidence.
they’re punks
I like the red dress you have on all the way to the right in the 3rd pic up from the bottom. The red in your hair goes well with it too, sweetie
Matching red lipstick too! Good combo!
How’s your resume looking?
You should work on your reading comprehension.
Who in the Hell would ever hire people like this???
Diversity and inclusion officers will hire her. She may well get a high-paying job in the corporate world, making decisions that impact workers she despises (white people). Hampshire College was once known as highly selective (if flaky) so a degree may carry some weight. Shit like this, is why Trump won.
It’s time to get a list of these colleges together to distribute throughout society. People need to be aware that these are fake college degrees and under no circumstances should anyone be hired of if they are using degrees from them schools to qualify. I know if I looked at a resume and saw “Hampshire College”, I’d file their resume in the shredder where it belongs. The only reason these people act how they do is because we allow it. It’s time to change that.
On a side note, it’s time to pull federal loans for degrees in the social sciences. It’s also time to stop funding social science. While social science in a vacuum isn’t bad, these personality disordered but jobs have turned it into a cheerleading wing of liberal America. It’s time for these socialist to get real jobs so they can actually understand how the real world works.
Was ICE at the “graduation”
With her new SAT adversity score she will be admitted to HBS easily. Speaking of cultural appropriation why are there non whites at any university. Third world invaders culturally invading colleges created by whites.
Why do monkies and spics druve automobiled. Sgsin a white invention again cultural appropriation. Why do monkied and spics use lightbulbs. I could go on and on but you get the point.
I’m going to take a “shot in the dark” here and suggest they use light bulbs to see in the dark?
Not following the logic of the argument tommy? The light bulb was another white invention. Therefore filthy spics and monkies are comitting cultural appropriation violations by using it.
“Thank you for keeping it real”? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
These morons are so far removed from reality that they wouldn’t know reality if it kicked them in the cunt.
Shitheads.
PS: Viking women had braided hair. Shove that up your fat ass, Figueroa.
From Wikipedia: “the college is known for its alternative curriculum, socially liberal politics…” And they’re in financial trouble? Shocking!
On another note, Greenpeace was called in for a report of a stranded whale on the Hampshire college campus
So, the third picture of her…..her hair has been flat ironed straight and bleached on the ends.
This is the hairstyle of white women who don’t have kinky hair.
Isn’t that cultural appropriation? Or can only white people be accused of cultural appropriation.
Oh, and SJW Hunter…..do you think these students paid $200,000 for their ‘education?’ I doubt anyone paid that. Hampshire gives out so many scholarships to fill up the seats. That’s why they are going out of business.
Good riddance.
Only white people be accused of cultural appropriation.
I wish people would just tell these fat ratchet fucks to get off the stage.
When you see these fat fucks in the street, LAUGH at them. Don’t say anything, just laugh and point and leave.
Hard to think of a worse combination than a fat, racist, feminist spic single mother
I saw the article on Masslive this morning. When I saw the headline, I thought to myself, ‘this is going to be fun!’
Thanks Hampshire College for the great Sunday morning laugh!
That ceremony would have made a great target for a napalm run