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The Hoodbooger Express Comes Out To Explain Why Randolph High School Students Assaulting A Cop Outside Of School Is OK

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Here’s a video of a police officer being assaulted by some dipshit kids, who are obviously destined for success, outside of Randolph High School:

If you’ve ever woken up to go to school and decide that today is white t-shirt today, or teal doo-rag today, you’re probably a 19 year old sophomore who can’t spell MCAS.

This is why anyone who says we don’t need police officers in school should be baptized in the Taunton River. Mattapandolph is a shitbum town, with more than its fair share of douche lickers like this. They have no regard whatsoever for the police, and see nothing wrong with assaulting a police officer. Then if one of these chudwumps got shot the NAACP would be down here painting them as gentle giants who were just trying to go home from school before a racist cop killed them for sport under the guise of self defense. The comments make that perfectly clear:

Oh snap, the dude with three first names got a speeding ticket from a cop? Holy oppression!! This changes everything. And obviously I trust the word of a methfaced flatbrimmed mongrel who poses in front of bathroom mirrors and tacky wallpaper.

Then there was this…..

Good point Coachella. I’m sure these kids were just trying to keep their friend from an unlawful arrest. Obviously they are the ones who get to decide what is and isn’t an unlawful arrest. If they’ve used their legal expertise to determine that it is indeed unlawful, they can respond by assaulting a police officer. This is how law and order works. Especially when race is involved.

Johathan Gagnston was bringing nothing but FACKS to the table…

Shocking that this charming individual right here would have previous negative interactions with the police….

Can’t figure out why. But it’s gonna take a whole lot of bleach to clean the Hennessy off those grills.

He also had this to say….

Oh man, he pulled the very rare, but still usable, “I have white friends” card. So underrated.

Others claimed that the cops had it coming because…..he tryna to arrest me for walking up the street and shit….

Shit is mad racist y’all!!

Obviously this man is the face of modern day oppression….

Cop better watch out, he be demanding justice and shit!!

Your move 5-0!!

Richie fuck boi was likewise glad to see what transpired….

Another upstanding member of the community right here:

I can’t believe captain OJ McHoodbooger here has had negative experiences with the police before. I don’t know what he did that the officer costed him $500, but he definitely deserved it.

Anyway, this is why I don’t go to Randolph. It’s the Southbridge of the South Shore, except everyone speaks English. Kind of.

31 Comment(s)
  • Kim Jong Phat Phook
    September 21, 2018 at 1:04 pm

    Randolph is a trash pit, and while I know many good people who live there, I will never be one of them. It’s in a prime location with commuter access but it can’t seem to yuppify itself like Braintree, Quincy, or Canton.

    Avon is also terrible. I live there and it’s full of white trash, crappy homes, and disgusting, litter-covered, dis-repaired sidewalks. I am not sure why realtors all say Avon is nice.

    The last bastion of quiet and peace in the Commonwealth, aside from West Buttfinger out past Worcester, would be the deep South Shore and maybe the Mansfield area. Between Boston traffic, liberals, and white trash, the towns around Boston are almost un-liveable.

  • Phil Zoino
    September 19, 2018 at 9:28 pm

    I went to Randolph High many years ago. Vice Principal Mr Saba wouldn’t have stood by watching his students assault a police officer. Mr Saba would have throttled those punks and fired the loser in the necktie. Place has gone downhill.

    • Zoo Keeper
      September 20, 2018 at 4:42 pm

      Mr Superintendent times have changed. The place is overrun with pavement apes. Level the whole town and start over!

  • Han SOLO
    September 19, 2018 at 12:24 pm

    Shit is mad racist y’all!!

    ** Shit be mad racist yaw

  • Fo Sho
    Not wid my dick
    September 18, 2018 at 8:42 pm

    I know one thing fer sure………. ya won’t be seeing Langston in any Pepsodent commercials…….. bet his fucking breath would derail a train.

  • Fo Sho
    Not wid my dick
    September 18, 2018 at 8:40 pm

    Full blown Chimp Out on the horizon……time to thin the herd……….lock & load boyz……….

  • Flabadoobeesha Johnson
    September 18, 2018 at 2:35 pm

    I gots a aunt Quanella. Dat name kool but mines cum frum a Efriken werd fo “qween of da jungle”. At leest dat wut my unkel Pookie say.

  • Walter "My Hobby House Is Open" Bird
    September 18, 2018 at 12:03 pm

    The school to prison pipeline that Jiving Clive complains about. Its not fair he would say. Give my brothers room to express themselves. What a “Maroooooon”

  • Hate garbage
    September 18, 2018 at 11:30 am

    Wow!!! What a bunch of ghetto ass trash, no respect and future drug dealers, junkies, thieves and jailbirds.

  • Ku Klux Klan
    September 18, 2018 at 11:15 am

    Miss us yet?

  • Observation
    September 18, 2018 at 10:59 am

    Looks like ripped white shirt with the beater underneath is the one who the officer is trying to detain. Looks to me in the video and still frame he is clutching his waistband as he runs away, trying to hold onto something. coincidence or upholstered, illegal firearm to “protect himself”?

  • Turtz McGurtz
    September 18, 2018 at 9:34 am

    This is all well and good, hoodrats doing hoodrat things. But where in the hell is Maia Jackson-Brown and her flag pissing hipster friend?! Are they both off the grid?? Can we hear something/anything about this please!?

    • Y
      September 18, 2018 at 11:02 am

  • Frank Rizzo
    September 18, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Like I’ve said before, you can take the hoodrat outta the ghetto, but not the ghetto outta the hoodrat

  • WalkAway
    September 18, 2018 at 8:57 am

    Most culturally diverse was the description the South Shore was supposed to embrace about Randolph High when ferals such as this started making the news. Countering with “most culturally diverse” was supposed to make it look like a positive. Culturally diverse is one thing, but allowing ferals of any culture or race (be they black, white Asian or Latino) running amuck like this is never a good thing. Those intellectually challenged commenters cheering on these feral students are a prime example of societal cancer.
    Not saying anything bad about Haitians and certainly not insinuating that any of these ferals were Haitian, but why was there a Haitian Flag Day Parade complete with pandering politicians? No, Randolph! Just no! Celebrating another Nation’s Flag Day is all well and good for having some Haitian friends gather for a BBQ in someone’s backyard or possibly a church parking lot, but it’ shouldn’t be a street blocking, hold my calls, town wide event. Reserve that for America related holidays and events. BTW, Isn’t there a BIG Caribbean Festival in Boston that satisfies a cultural celebration? Perhaps America is not the place for some if you need to constantly find ways to publicly immerse yourself and others in more of of your homeland culture.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 18, 2018 at 8:26 am

    Always carry your black crime stopping kit…
    A basketball
    A microphone
    A blunt
    If any of those fail you go to the Glock.

  • Jim
    September 18, 2018 at 8:03 am

    Quanella, I’ve got to remember that for scrabble

    • Linda
      September 18, 2018 at 6:55 pm

      Can’t use that in Scrabble. It’s a proper noun ie capitalized word. Can’t use those.

    • Fo Sho
      Not wid my dick
      September 18, 2018 at 8:29 pm

      I thought that was when ya picked four winna’s at the track???

  • Yayaya
    September 18, 2018 at 7:40 am

    I’m surprised that there’s no talk about how the teachers in the video stood there and did nothing!

  • Y’all
    September 18, 2018 at 6:42 am

    I’m just sad for all of these future Mensa members, they’re obviously being denied their civil rights by the white patriarchy. It’s racist to help a LEO while they’re getting beat to death by a group of 64 IQ ghetto savages. Where’s the ACLU, the NAACP? The horror. I hope this small anecdote doesn’t interfere with all of these upstanding young citizens in their pursuit of advanced degrees in engineering and economics.

    • Jack Straw from Wichita
      Jack Straw from Wichita
      September 18, 2018 at 9:57 am

      No kidding: Who is the tall bald guy in the blue dress shirt and tie who’s just standing there watching this cop get assaulted? He must be a teacher or an administrator.

    • Fo Sho
      Not wid my dick
      September 18, 2018 at 8:34 pm

      I think you’ll find almost 100% of these folks will major in Finance & Medicine in the form of EBT & Mass Health…………. fuck em all!!!!

  • Max morvey
    September 18, 2018 at 6:18 am

    Just a thought… do away with diffrent age levels of criminal charges. Do away with not disclosing names because they are a minor. That “MINOR” just assaulted a police officer. Arrest them and put them in real jail.if your doing shit like this your path in life is pretty clear.

  • Henry Fool
    September 18, 2018 at 5:48 am

    I’m gonna rehang my pictures eight feet off the ground.

    • Too Tall Tim
      Too Tall Tim
      September 21, 2018 at 5:58 pm

      Geez, It’s as if they had asked me to hang the pictures in their house, but I have never been in that house.
      🙂

  • You know "That Guy"? Yeah, you do.
    September 18, 2018 at 1:53 am

    I’ve been a resident for well over 20 years.
    This community is touted as the most culturally diverse town in the area. Like that’s a good thing, lol.
    There are some great people around here but definitely no shortage of shitbags. Some domestic, many imported, all shit.
    I know the Sgt in the video and he’s usually pretty chill.
    Like anyone else, you can only expect to get like you give and these hood rat types don’t exactly come off as any kind of respectful. It’s funny, they run their suckholes without considering that they might be getting read by other cops that might be really good at that chapter 90 stuff and all.
    I guess we’re due for some more excitement, seeing as the Burger King is shut down, due in no small part to the infestation of two legged cockroaches taking up space in the dining area. That poor manager put up with all of their bullshit and got shot on top of it all. There was a nice mini riot there years back. The quasi gang was called “40 Acres and a Mule”, with hats showing 40A for short. The ones stirring the young kids up were from out of town and much older than the high school kids they were recruiting.
    Yup, it’s been kind of fukked up for a while.
    If there was ever a full blown race riot, it would be a very target rich environment. Hooray for diversity.

  • Wwy
    September 18, 2018 at 1:07 am

    A Jew country no law no morals and plenty of diddlers and gas heads.

    • That guy, you know the one...
      September 18, 2018 at 2:01 am

      WTF is a gas head, JoJo Goebels?

    • Ach Du Pillow Biter
      September 18, 2018 at 11:39 am

      You’re obsessed with this shit. I bet your dad was one of the Hitler Youth homos who got off on being overpowered and fucked in the ass by the bigger kids at Sommer Kamp. Obviously, the apple didn’t fall far from the tree. Enjoy, gimp.

    • Wwy
      September 18, 2018 at 5:39 pm

      McCain gassed a lot of people I’m a McCain youth with a G..W coke head president. Hitler was a gas head too in WWI but you’d need an education to know that. Israelis use white phosphorous on innocent people the kikes stole their land. Pick a gas head please.

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