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The other day North Shore Turtlebabe wrote about this Lowell beaver bumper who got into a fender bender during the middle of the day, shot the other driver, and immediately went home and posted this on Facebook:
So her taxpayer funded defense attorney is gonna have a fun time with this case.
Speaking of taxpayers, guess what this grundle maggot does on the first of every month…..
Yup, that’s right. This able bodied career criminal collects food stamps!!! She posted this THE DAY SHE MURDERED SOMEONE!!!! Ya got that? We sent her $264.71 and she thanked us by killing someone in the middle of a public street. This makes my blood boil to no end. The next time you hear a politician tell you that there’s no food stamp abuse, just punch em right in the face. How is she possibly eligible for EBT? She has no dependents and there’s absolutely no reason she can’t work. But I guess they’ll pretty much give anyone who puts their handout MY FUCKING MONEY!!!
Don’t worry though, she was making plenty of cash under the table while moving pounds and pounds of dirt weed while she was sucking off the taxpayers
Oh, and you’ll never forget who her favorite bouncing ball team is…..
Of course she’s a Chicago Bulls fan. Because every career criminal ratchet who collects from the government and murders people in broad daylight by rule must be a Chicago Bulls fan.