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The Mayo Family Has Officially Taken The Search For The Truth About Knox’s Death To Maury Level Of Honesty And It Looks Like Amelia Be-Dead-Dog-Delia Is Going Down And Might Kill Herself, But Not Really

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Hey Folks! It may seem like I’ve been slacking on the investigation into Off Leash K9 Training LLC, but in reality I’ve just had to take a few days to step back. Everything I read daily gets more and more gruesome and at this point it’s a self preservation thing. To add to that, I’ve been really investing my entire being into getting to them bottom of this company and my family really hasn’t seen me in a while and since we’re a progressive, feminist, family blog I thought I’d actually hang with them for a bit. That’s gonna be back on most likely tomorrow, and this is not that.

So, yesterday the Bring Knox Home Facebook page, partly run by the Mayo family made this statement:

Apparently, on August 5th the day before the latest version of the truth told by Amelia Ferreira and the location of Knox’s body came out, Amelia Be-dead-dog-delia was offered a polygraph test paid for by the Mayo family. These rightfully pissed off muthafuckas went above Maury Povich’s head and demanded she take the test which she’s been dodging ever since.

 

Since I’m a nosy little shit, I decided to ask Amelia herself what the hell was up with that. I’m just saying that if someone had offered me a polygraph to clear up my name in a dog’s death that I wouldn’t just tell them where their dog was, say I had nothing to do with his death and call it a day. I’d beg for them to strap my ass to a machine that would accurately clear me in any wrongdoing. Not Amelia, oh no. So why?

Oh, hell no. Don’t play the “I don’t have a Facebook therefore I don’t have to answer your questions” card…I’m nothing if not persistent so I sent that bitch a picture and offered to call her to read it to her, despite never using my phone to make actual phone calls:

 

Yeah, but my sources say otherwise. Anywho, I was wondering why she hadn’t hadn’t taken the test yet since she knew it was already paid for. Why think that after lying a bunch of times did she suddenly think this final lie would just shut everyone up? Obviously she’s been under a lot of pressure, enough pressure to play the Maude The Fraud card and pretend she was gonna kill herself, but not really when she released this statement a couple days ago:

 

I never thought that at the age of 41 that I would be questioning whether or not living in this world is worth it. I am in no way dismissing the fact that it was my decisions and choices that have led to my current situation. However, in every situation there are always a number of variables which can directly or indirectly affect what happens and this is no exception.
I have decided to make this statement in an effort to protect my family and loved ones from being punished along with me.”
UGH. If you’re really interested in reading the rest of her bullshit, you can go here. I really think the first two sentences to that are all you need to know about the chick. The whole thing screams “I got caught and now I have to make myself the victim here.” Not today, Satan.
So I asked her what she hadn’t cleared her name yet:
So, they’re just supposed to take your word after you admittedly lied TWICE!? Like that polygraph wouldn’t still be on the table? Like they don’t want to know what REALLY happened? No. Just so much friggin’ no. I was hearing a lot of stuff that Amelia hadn’t been in contact with the family and I wanted to know the answer to that while I had her on the line. She can talk to news stations, prepare statements where she’s pretending she wants to kill herself and talk with me. If she really hasn’t had contact with the Mayo family, that would be wicked fucked up, no?
Really? From what I’ve heard from my sources close to the Mayo family, she sent them an email. Not a “letter of apology” but an email basically saying she was sorry and offering her newest lie. Da fuq? I wouldn’t respond to that either. When you kill someone’s dog, no matter how it died, at least run your ass over to their house with a face-to-face apology.
I then wanted to know why she was taking the polygraph test, her answer made me want to puke.

 

I’m doing this to help the Mayo’s not for me” I swear, this was one of the most fake “doing the right thing” nothing answers I have ever gotten to any question, ever. She knew this was going to be in an article and attempted to make herself look as good as a dog killer possibly could and I just about lost my shit right then and there. Like she’s the victim of the media “doing whatever they wanted to her” and that she was noble for agreeing to take a lie detector test to give the family some closure. I pretty much thanked her for her statements and tossed my phone across the room. I felt unclean.

 

Whatever, lady. I guess once she’s pressed enough to actually go through with this thing in however many months it takes, we might have some semblance of the truth. Regardless of the outcome, she’s still responsible for Knox’s death. She claims she had left his little baby pupper ass there for a few hours while teaching other dogs other stuff. She had left the A/C on…on the only day that week that it was 65 degrees that week, because I know once it gets above 60 in my house that I totally crank up the air conditioning… and when she was feeding dinner to the pups that she noticed Knox was dead. Then she freaked out and started lying. OK…we’ll see. Until then, you’re guilty as hell.

 

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21 Comment(s)
  • Ameila
    August 17, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    All I can find is good things about OLK9 on google that is using different search terms despite the horror stories

  • Not that Amelia
    August 17, 2018 at 8:14 pm

    LOL Turtleboy is a feminist blog?
    Does Uncle Turtleboy know this?

    P.S.
    I am not that Amelia.

  • You killed this story
    August 17, 2018 at 5:30 pm

    What is worse this endless non-chronological series or riding a bumpy bus having to piss???

  • Shitstinkio
    August 17, 2018 at 12:51 pm

    What’s up with all the reblogs? You fuckers didn’t even report that Leigha G. was canned from her bartending job!

  • Stunt Penis
    August 17, 2018 at 10:33 am

    That’s it in a nutshell. Two bozos running a pit ring could become a “Off Leash K-9 Training” licensed site and have an endless supply of pit-bait, if they were so inclined.

    It would be interesting to see what the terms of the “licensing” agreement are.

    The whole “dog training” industry is a farce, there is no licensing or certification process for dog trainers, and usually — usually — the best “trainers” are ones who actually participate in (and win) whatever ‘dog sport’ you’re training in. For example, when I got my pup, I had an obedience class with a guy who used to show in (and win) AKC conformation shows. He was a great trainer.

    business.sos.ri.gov (slash) CorpWeb (slash) CorpSearch (slash) CorpSummary (dot) aspx (question) FEIN (equals) 001670303 (ampersand) SEARCH_TYPE (equals) 1

    shows a principal address of 1239 MINERVA AVENUE, WEST ISLIP, NY 11795

    Why does a RI licensee have a principal address in NY?

    According to the West Islip tax assessor’s records at:

    www (dot) townofislip-ny (dot) gov (slash) departments (slash) assessor (slash) assessment-roll

    This property is owned by Michael Byrnes & Carmelina Zitarosa

    They have a baby bump registry:

    registry (dot) thebump (dot) com (slash) carmelina-byrnes-michael-byrnes-june-2018 (slash) 24395670

    Melissa data has his dob as 8/1983.

    A Carmelina Zitarosa teaches in Commack, NY which is a hop skip and jump away from West Islip. Maybe someone can email her and ask if she’s the same person and if so why they own a company in Rhode Island? CZitarosa at commack (dot) k12 (dot) ny (dot) us

    If this is her on google plus

    get (dot) google (dot) com (slash) u (slash) 0(slash) albumarchive (slash)113569262176363610404

    Looks bangable.

    Google images has her tagged in a bunch of other photos, like Bakersfield CA K9 training.

    Mylife.com says “Carmelina Byrnes is 32 years old and was born on 5/25/1986. Currently, she lives in West Islip, NY; and previously lived in Wantagh, NY and North Bellmore, NY. Sometimes Carmelina goes by various nicknames including Carmelina M Zitarosa and Carmelina Zitarosa. Carmelina is now married.”

    I think I’ve done more investigative reporting in 4 minutes with google than all the articles in this series combined have.

    • z
      August 17, 2018 at 11:59 am

      Normally a company selling or leasing a name wants a minimum amount of accountability in how the name is used.

      Trump for example. In many cases he sold the name for something in a foreign company. But, at the same time, you don’t want the name to be sullied so it doesn’t lose it’s value. So, you make sure they aren’t doing anything stupid using your name.

      That’s why there’s no Sponge Bob Square Pants sex toys.

      From the mother ship web site:

      Starting A Dog Training Business! Dog Training Franchise!
      July 9, 2014 Dog Owners Blog Off Leash K9 Training
      Are you interested in starting dog training franchise? Have you always wanted to be a dog trainer? Turn your passion into a dog training business!

      At Off Leash K9 Training, LLC we currently have 21 licensed locations throughout the United States. It’s a very low start-up business with very little overhead and a very rewarding career!

      As an Off Leash K9 Training trainer, you will spend 21 days at our facility in Northern Virginia, observing and taking part in over 240+ hours of dog training! You will see all breeds, ages, and sizes! You will see all temperaments and energy levels!

      At the end of your 21 day training, you will have all the tools, knowledge, and know-how to deal with basic obedience, advanced obedience, and behavioral modification.


      And then the moment you leave we don’t know you and disavow anything about you. So, yeah pit bull rings could get a franchise.

      That was 2014 and I think it’s over 80 now instead of 21. But, that is from an active web page for the company.

      The war hero isn’t culpable. Should be, but if you structure the terms properly you can skate other than a possible tarnished reputation.

      The sad part is, is a lot of the great google and yelp reviews are not for the Virginia operation. But, the war hero takes credit for them. The bad ones, not so much. The war hero isn’t stupid.

      • Stunt Penis
        August 17, 2018 at 1:48 pm

        To that point, is the War Hero even accountable?

        I mean, if a local McDonalds hires someone who, in the name of Jihad against the infidel and evil satan, puts arsenic in the McFlurries for the kiddies, is McDonalds corporate responsible at all?

        If not, then why would the war hero be accountable in any way shape or form?

        I missed my calling. 21 days to become a dog trainer. To think I spent 4 years in college instead. I could have been out partying and getting laid those other 1,440 days.

        • z
          August 17, 2018 at 2:10 pm

          I think legally the war hero is in the clear. I also think he structured everything so he would be, which is smart. Morally that answer I saw on google reviews sucks.

          a

          “While each business is independent of us, we strive to ensure that the businesses attempt to follow our methods. We take our business name seriously and hope that all franchisees do to”.

          Would have gone a long way.

          It would be interesting to know if anyone flunked out of the 21 day program. I’m betting everyone passes.

  • Real_Finn
    Finn
    August 17, 2018 at 9:51 am

    I don’t care if she *did* pass a lie detector.

    She doesn’t know how to handle adversity when something goes wrong and reverts to devious methods to cover her tracks. Instead of saying, “I’m deeply sorry, I didn’t realize he had a food allergy and because of my negligence, your dog died.”, she dragged this convoluted lie on and on and put this family through hell. Yet, because she got caught, suddenly she’s the victim? Fuck that noise.

    I wouldn’t trust her with stuffed animals. Does she belong in jail? I don’t think so. Does she owe the family restitution? YES. I really think she should also work in a shelter and learn how to work with animals that have been abused. Fuck her.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Finn's My Bitch
      August 17, 2018 at 7:27 pm

      When does the trainer let you out of the cage?

  • Vigil Ante
    Vigil Anti
    August 17, 2018 at 9:02 am

    Whew…you blew the lid off that, case closed. I don’t even need my pitchfork for this one.

  • WeAreFucked
    August 17, 2018 at 7:41 am

    Sorry Esther. I have to say this series seems all over the place and lacks organization. The subject is interesting, and the story has so much benefit.
    You teased us with your tracker dude interview, only to tell us to wait, as there is more to the story? Then today… nothing much other than there is an offer on the table for C U Next Tuesday to take a polygraph that she was unaware was still being offered?

  • Diane Woods emerson
    Whinycunt
    August 17, 2018 at 7:17 am

    It seems like this is the method they use. And I had no idea this happens.
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  • Stunt Penis
    August 17, 2018 at 6:07 am

    Another lame installment. “I’ve just had to take a few days to step back” sounds like something one of the rachets TB normally blogs about would say when asked why they’re not out looking for work. I suspect in this case it really means “I’ve been fucking off, going to the beach n shit, rather than doing my job”.

    I’ve yet to read a single, shocking thing in this ‘hard hitting expose’.

    I’ll sum it up for everyone so they do not need to waste their time reading through a 20-part series which basically says absolutely nothing:

    National dog training company has Rhode Island office staffed by low-lifes with no formal dog training certifications or credentials. Low-lifes engage in questionable business practices such as running an unlicensed kennel in their house, not registering for the proper business licenses, etc. Since low-lifes do not have proper business licenses their facilities are never inspected. Low-lifes take in dog from famous person and end up killing it through negligence. Low-lifes take the usual criminal approach to solving problem by lying about it and covering up the crime (because famous person is loaded and would likely sue their asses into alpha centauri), rather than coming clean about it. (Whole thing has probably happened before, numerous times, except this time it wasn’t a nobody whose dog got killed, so it couldn’t get covered up like before.) Low-lifes hang out with other low-lifes (also with no formal training/certification or business licenses) in their “dog training industry” (such as nose-work) who conspire together to cover up the incident. Everyone involved in this enormous circle of “dog people” likely have criminal records with numerous convictions for possession of controlled substances, disorderly conduct, public intoxication, and passing bad checks.

    That’s it in a nutshell, and that’s all it will ever be, no matter how many parts to the series you try to squeeze out of this pathetic excuse of journalism. It’s not even funny-entertaining-reading like the whole Purrrrrrrr series on the crazy cat woman was.

    Got a real expose like the Leigha Genduso story on this dog shit? Give it to Turtleboy and put us out of our misery.

    • z
      August 17, 2018 at 7:20 am

      This a response from the war hero in Virginia

      Response from the ownera week ago

      Off-Leash K-9 Training places the highest priority on the health and safety of dogs in our care. We know firsthand the strong bond between dogs and their owners.

      However, this Off-Leash K-9, LLC, is a Virginia company that does not have any role in the training and care of dogs outside of our Northern Virginia location.. Providence Dog Trainers: Off-Leash K-9 Training, LLC is an independent company that holds a license to use the name.

      • z
        August 17, 2018 at 7:26 am

        So, basically the war hero sold his companies name to about 81 independents around the country.

        People hit his web page and think that the local outfit is whatever the web page says.

    • AgingCynic
      August 17, 2018 at 7:43 am

      Looking forward to your superior blog, in light of your extensively elucidated qualifications.

  • Luv Dogs Don't Hurt Them
    August 17, 2018 at 5:56 am

    Thank you for covering this story, there should be a category on TBS for animal abusers. I am not blaming the Mayo family at all but I get a vibe on people and if it’s negative then no way Jose!! Even if I’m wrong, not taking a chance on their safety. These two would give me a negative vibe, only thing she’s missing is the cardboard side and Worcester street corner.

    These stories can make your blood boil, nothing like some calming ocean waves 😉

    • Luve Dogs
      August 17, 2018 at 6:00 am

      Sorry, it’s hard to post youtube, how do some people do it so easily?

  • Phoenix
    August 17, 2018 at 12:40 am

    People have too much faith in “lie” detectors. If they were reliable they would be admissible in court. I would never risk my freedom on one.

  • T.R.
    August 16, 2018 at 11:38 pm

    She needs a rat poison sandwich washed down with a Clorox cocktail. Right after a schtupper in the pooper.
    That’s the only sure cure for her disorder.
    Justice for Knox and all the other poor pups.

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