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Some Turtleboy famous ratchets are the gift that keeps on giving. Obviously the Fall River Guttermuppet is the most legendary, but a really underrated one is Katherine Jelfs, the Natick Dumpsterslug:
She became Turtleboy famous after being a notorious scammer who begged for free shit for her “kids” who she doesn’t have custody of, and then sold them along with her food stamps on various Facebook yard sale pages so she could buy “diesels” (heroin):
She’s also a full fledged racist:
Well, she’s up to her old tricks apparently. And this time she’s claiming to be pregnant:
It’s really sad to watch these well intentioned people, who clearly need to read more Turtleboy, try to help these con-artists.
But despite being so poor she evidently has been in the market for designer diaper bags:
And in a surprise to no one the Natick Dumpsterslug is up to her old tricks. After getting a bunch of free shit from the Medway page she then headed over to a Dedham yard sale site to profit off of the generosity of others:
But yet Turtleboy is the one constantly getting kicked off of Facebook. Makes sense.
Of course someone noticed this and called her out on it……
But when she got called out on it she had a great excuse:
She’s giving her son up for adoption. The same son that she’s looking for clothes, formula, bibs, and a diaper bag for. But wait, why would she need clothes for a baby she’s not keeping? Oh right – to sell them in Dedham so she can have more cash to buy more heroin to feed her “disease.”
She’s got it all down to a science.
Pretty much all the pictures of her litter of children on Facebook are from the DCF visiting room.
Some of us went to Sears for family pictures back in the day. Others went the ratchet casting couch that is the DCF visitor’s room.
Shocking that she doesn’t have custody of her kids though. It’s not like she’s got a million Google trophies or anything like that. Apparently the Natick Dumpsterslug rolls around in the grass at the Natick Common for fun. Which is fine, as long as you don’t have outstanding warrants:
For such harmless crimes as larceny, forgery, assault, and witness intimidation.
Or that time she was both the “victim” and perpetrator of domestic violence in the same day.
Turns out she was probably lying about being a victim though, and was just looking for a chance to move the fam to Rhode Island:
Yes please, move to Rhode Island. They don’t have nearly enough assholes there.
Anyway, if you’re in one of these yard sale groups and this woman makes an appearance, giving you a sob story about how she needs free shit for her new babies:
Just understand that she will take them, sell them in another yard sale group, and use the proceeds to get high.