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The Shrewsbury House Of Many Cums Is For Sale, Featuring Granite Countertops, Double Sinks, And Priceless Pineapple Memories 

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There’s a new house for sale in Shrewsbury…….

RIP House of Many Cums.

You had a good run while it lasted. Vulnerable/suicidal 18 year olds everywhere had a place to run to where they’d receive free room and board by simply trading in what was left of their dignity to become a collar-wearing sex slave, and all the while Mom and Dad thought they were living in their dorm room. So many priceless memories…..

Whether it be arts and crafts

Outdoor fashion shows

Science experiments

Or just….hangin around….

Good times were had by all!!

But seriously – 4,000 square feet? Since when are we counting finished basements towards square footage. Especially considering what happened in that basement. At least from the looks of it the infamous red room where the magic happened is no longer red.

So residents of Shrewsbury no longer have to worry about imaginary black guys showing up at their doors for daytime home invasions. It appears as if the root cause of it all has left the building. Oh, and it’s safe to say that the great Shrewsbury pineapple drought has finally come to an end as well.

Stock up on Hawaiian pizzas now!!!

Anyway, the lessons learned here are:

  • Don’t use your wealth to exploit vulnerable teenage girls for your own sexual gratification
  • Don’t brainwash easily manipulated girl into becoming your slaves
  • Don’t play the victim and contact the police and the news if someone shows up at your house, likely because of something you did to one of these girls
  • Don’t scare the shit out of everyone in town by acting like you’re the victim of a random act of violence
  • Don’t piss off people in town who will take pleasure in watching your demise
  • Don’t piss off everyone in the BDSM world and get banned from conventions all over New England
  • Don’t beg to become Internet famous in the BDSM world by bragging about how many followers you have, and then act surprised when people in town find your BDSM profile
22 Comment(s)
  • Shocked
    April 3, 2019 at 5:23 pm

    I can’t believe that the house actually sold for 600,000…

  • Clitty Litter
    May 5, 2018 at 2:30 pm

    Are the chicks included with the sale of the house?
    Asking for a friend.

  • Spunky
    May 5, 2018 at 5:10 am

    Open House: Sunday. May 6th 2pm/4pm

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      May 5, 2018 at 4:42 pm

      Open Pussy Sunday, May 6th 4 – 6 PM.

      Report to basement red room for assignment.

  • anonaon
    May 5, 2018 at 12:29 am

    Real estate agent, huh? I wonder if he knew Todd Kohlhepp…

  • El Jefe
    May 4, 2018 at 10:30 pm

    Obviously, he will be the listing broker for his house. We should all go to the open house in gimp masks.

    • Sally
      May 4, 2018 at 11:50 pm

      No he isn’t. He was fired. Put I pity the fool who is listing it!

  • Mom’s Basement
    May 4, 2018 at 7:59 pm

    Damnit turtleboy! Every time you talk about this guy I feel too guilty to watch porn. Now I don’t know what to do this weekend.

  • Lisa Girard
    May 4, 2018 at 7:17 pm

    Start a gofundme to buy it for all my fatherless grandkids!!!

  • Hugh Hefner
    May 4, 2018 at 6:37 pm

    Please pass the hand sanitizer when viewing the property.

    He’s a genius, only mistakes going too far with the public and internet and appears to have a douchey personality. Makes you wonder how often things like this are going on around you and you still can’t get laid.. bahhahaha 😉

    I love tits and ass!

  • Iggy
    May 4, 2018 at 4:19 pm

    Anyone who seriously considers forking over $639,000 to live in a B-List town like Shrewsbury should undergo a mental evaluation.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 4, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    This is the got to be the best story TurtleBoy has ever uncovered. Right up with Genduso.

    You should sell the movie rights

    Imagine how many vulnerable girls you saved from eternal embarrassment by putting this predatory pervert out of business.

    REMAX fired him too. Good future luck with Realty perv boy.

  • Sonny's Mom
    May 4, 2018 at 3:29 pm

    Whoever buys this property absolutely needs to make sure the house and the land around it are exorcised. The same way you would if slaves once lived there, or a murder had taken place on the premises.

  • Kay Peters
    No Deal
    May 4, 2018 at 3:28 pm

    I wonder if that’s something they have to disclose? Could you IMAGINE going to buy a house and falling in love and you hear the realtor say “Now I’m obligated to tell you that a man had a sex chamber in the basement and he had a small sex cult comprised of young girls from local colleges and runaways. But other than that the record is SPOTTLESS!!” …. Would you still buy the house knowing that anyone who sees your outside who doesn’t know he moved will think YOU’RE the creepy sex slave guy. Yeah that’s gonna be a NO from me. Too much bad mfrjuju in that house after the sad negative energy has been soaking in

  • XXX
    May 4, 2018 at 3:27 pm

    I wish they stabbed this fucking dumpster sludge and cut off his balls.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      May 4, 2018 at 3:32 pm

      Not that my daughter would go there but if she did that dude would have had a final home invasion by me. His ass would be buried in his garden.

      • coach
        May 4, 2018 at 4:18 pm

        Settled down there Rambo!

  • Dicks for Harambe
    May 4, 2018 at 3:23 pm

    This creep is so disgusting on so many levels….He needs a beating with a bag of nickels. That’s for supporting Clinton…Now for how he took advantage of those girls, he should be castrated.

    $600k for a house in Shrewsbury, just LOL.

  • Could be a different guy but...
    May 4, 2018 at 3:04 pm

    Here’s a small excerpt From Masslive November 2016:

    Steven Levine, a Worcester-based Clinton campaign volunteer who traveled to New Hampshire for the rally, predicted that the Democrat will win the election by a small margin….
    “The first thing dictators do is they imprison their opponents, second thing they do is they take away the rights of the media — this man has threatened to do both,” he said. “If you’re not frightened by that, then close your eyes and check the box.”

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Dr. Anthrax
    May 4, 2018 at 3:03 pm

    Anyone who buys that house had best be sure that his Biosafety level 4 equipment is in good working condition.

  • SMH
    SJW
    May 4, 2018 at 2:28 pm

    I suggest prospective buyers and home inspectors do a through black light inspection of every room, just as ABC News Primetime and the like have done with hotel rooms.

    • Sonny's Mom
      May 4, 2018 at 3:49 pm

      And interested buyers need to ASK how the property was used. Mass General Laws, Ch 114 only requires that realtors disclose “psychologically impacted properties” IF the prospective buyer asks about past problems that took place there. One of the very few categories named in the law is FELONIES.

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